Why am I reborn?
Chapter 7
When Song Jiani came back, she saw Yun Miao squatting at the door, staring at the two mice in front of her in a daze. She looked like a... psychopath.
But Song Jiani was more curious about where the two mice came from: "Where did they come from?"
Yun Miao: "I was beaten."
"Huh? Oh my gosh! Why is the dormitory so messy!" Song Jiani had just stepped into the dormitory. If she hadn't seen the idol poster on the wall covered with lipstick marks, she would have suspected that she had walked into the wrong dormitory.
Yun Miao was still staring at the two mice, with no expression at all. She said, "They beat them."
"..."
Song Jiani: "Did you fight?"
Yun Miao: "Yeah, it was disrupted by killing mice."
"..."
"It was already a mess, and now it's even messier." Song Jiani said, "It's all because of the rats... But, there are rats in our dormitory!"
"Well...I came from next door."
There were a bunch of foodies in the dormitory next door. They had a lot of food and a lot of rats, but Yun Miao and her roommates had never seen rats in their dormitory before.
In addition, the dormitory next door was closed for the holiday today and was being cleaned up, so the rats were swept away and ran to the next door.
Song Jiani didn't know what to say. When she turned around, she saw four foodies from the next dormitory looking at her with apologetic and pitiful eyes.
Song Jiani stroked her forehead.
After the four of them expressed their apologies to Song Jiani, they all looked at Yun Miao expectantly.
"Miao Miao? How about you go and beat the rats in our dormitory?" said a foodie.
"It doesn't matter if it's messed up! Really! We can clean it up if it's messed up! We are the best at cleaning it up!" said another foodie.
"We can also give you our favorite snacks! We can also treat you to a meal!" said another foodie.
"Help! Sheriff Black Cat! Oh no, Cloud Cat, Sheriff Yun Miao!" said the last foodie.
"..."
When Song Jiani heard about the benefits of eating, she immediately said, "I'll go too!"
Yun Miao remembered that from then on, she had an additional nickname, "Mao Mao Sheriff". Almost everyone who called her "Miao Miao" started calling her "Mao Mao"! No, more people called her "Meow Meow"!
Yun Miao: Damn! Is that a big deal? It's just killing two mice, is it necessary to make such a fuss?
Didn’t you know that she’s most afraid of cats?!
That’s right, Yun Miao is afraid of cats, but they really don’t know that Yun Miao is afraid of cats.
What made Yun Miao angry was that Song Jiani did not have such a title, but was called "hero"!
After a while, Yun Miao was given the title of "Sheriff Meow Meow", and Song Jiani returned to the dormitory with the title of "hero" and two boxes of snacks.
…………
Event 2 was getting a new nickname, Event 3 was Ji Xinxin coming back with the trophy, Song Jiani said the trophy was used as a chamber pot... Event 4 was that there was something wrong with the roast duck that Ren Yulong brought back, Event 5 was that the school had a power outage, but someone still confessed...
At half past nine in the evening, Ji Xinxin came back holding a chamber pot, no, a large golden trophy, and said triumphantly that she would use it to drink. Song Jiani suggested that it be used as a chamber pot. Ji Xinxin: "..."
"Here's the chamber pot for you! Use it yourself!" The trophy was thrown to Song Jiani.
Half an hour later, Ren Yulong also came back.
Yun Miao stared at the two roast ducks that were a little bit black and refused to get close to them... let alone eat them!
"You'll have diarrhea if you eat it!" Yun Miao strongly refused the roast duck leg that Ren Yulong brought to her! She also advised them not to eat it!
Ren Yulong said, "How could that be? I've already eaten today, and it's nothing special. Smell it, isn't it fragrant? I tell you, this is the result of my busy day today! It tastes great too!"
"Yes... yes... it smells really good..."
"Then eat it! Don't be polite!" After saying that, Ren Yulong stuffed the roast duck directly into her mouth.
"..."
At this moment, Yun Miao felt that Ren Yulong must have done this on purpose! She just wanted to make her have diarrhea!
But it seems to taste really good...
Half an hour later, Yun Miao squatted in the toilet in the dark and cried and roared: "I will never eat the roast duck you make again!"
"Hahaha……"
"Still laughing! You're still laughing!"
"Hahaha... meow meow, we've all eaten, everything's fine!"
Yun Miao: “…”
"!!!"
snort!
angry!
ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ
"Wow--" Suddenly there was a noise outside.
"what sound?"
"Someone is confessing!"
"Let's go take a look too!"
"Let's go!"
Yun Miao, who was still squatting, said: "..."
Doesn't anyone care about her?
The pitch-black toilet is scary!
These roommates just left her and went to watch someone else confess their love. They were so heartless.
After a long while, the three people who had read other people's confessions came back.
"Tsk tsk~ Although singing and arranging roses in a heart shape is a very common way of expressing love, it is still very romantic~"
"Yes, yes ~ That guy sings well and plays the guitar well!"
“Still handsome!”
"..."
Yun Miao has come out of the bathroom.
"Who is confessing?" Yun Miao asked.
"He seems to be from the Department of Mathematics, and a freshman." Song Jiani said as if she was enjoying gossip.
Yun Miao nodded, thoughtfully.
"What's wrong? Don't tell me you know him?"
"We do know each other."
"..."
"You haven't even been out yet, how do you know him?"
"Yeah, who were you asking just now?"
“Uh…” Yun Miao: “Hehe, it was a slip of the tongue.”
"..."
Ji Xinxin looked at Yun Miao, "Meow meow... I noticed that you have been acting a little strange these past few days. Are you suffering from the final exams?"
Ren Yulong said: "It's not strange that Miaomiao is weird. Hasn't she always been weird?"
Song Jiani nodded: "Yes, yes, if Miaomiao doesn't act strange one day, I will suspect that she is not Miaomiao."
Ji Xinxin and Ren Yulong: “Yes.”
Yun Miao: “…”
Is this how she is viewed by these three people?
Such a strange person?!
What a strange person!
You guys should explain it clearly!
Yun Miao looked at the three people, thought for a moment, and said, "I said I was reborn, do you believe me?"
"Neuropathy."
"Yeah, it's still meow."
"Still weird, meow."
"..." Shit! Yun Miao was mad, "I'm serious, you guys believe me!"
"Ten days ago you swore that you were a time traveler."
"Half a month ago you said you were from the future."
"A month ago you said you were actually a flower demon."
"Two months ago you said you were a robot."
"Three months ago you said you were..."
"Stop! Stop talking!"
"..."
Even if you jump into the Yellow River and wash for hundreds of years, you still can’t wash it clean!
What did she say before?
Has she ever been so crazy before?!
I deeply feel that the past is too unbearable to look back on!
So why do it all over again?!
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