Madam General, please run slower.
Chapter 68 I Miss My Wife So Much
Li no longer cared about the little black bug on the golden elixir, and concentrated on refining the divine power in her body. When she reached the Nascent Soul stage, she would tear the little black bug apart with her bare hands.
Li sat on the bed and practiced all night until the dawn. Just when he was thinking of taking a stroll in the yard to relax, as soon as he pushed the door open, he noticed several secret gazes on him.
According to Shi Yaojue's personality, if he wanted to arrange for someone to look after him, he would definitely tell Li openly. In his words, treat delicate women with more honesty and respect, and never do anything offensive.
Therefore, these people hiding in the courtyard were most likely arranged by Yu Xun, who "disrespects women".
Yu Xun, who was commanding far away at sea, sneezed violently. He didn't need to guess to know that it was definitely that vixen who was scolding him.
In order to make his leg injury look more reasonable, Li did not bother about it any more. No matter how anxious he was to practice, he would just lie in the yard for a while every day and allow them to monitor him so that they could report back.
But before Li's injuries were completely "healed", or because Yu Xun was worried that she would do something naughty again, Li didn't have a few days to relax before she received a letter from Yu Xun sent to her from the border.
The letter read hypocritically: I miss my wife very much, and I sincerely invite you to meet her in Cuilan City.
Li looked at Wei Wu who was delivering the letter with a puzzled look, "Are you sure this is from your master?"
Cuilan City was built along the coast, and its port was where Yu Xun's army was gathering. It was not surprising that Yu Xun asked her to meet him there. It was just that she knew every word in the letter, but when she read it together, she felt so awkward.
"Yes, it is confirmed that it was written by the master himself, and it is also stamped with the master's private seal." Wei Wu lowered his head and did not look at Li. He had no idea that the person opposite him was staring at him blatantly.
This time the master did send two letters, one was the stamped one in Li's hand, and the other was a task written specifically for him.
"This doesn't sound like the tone of your master. Please reject it for me and say that my injury hasn't healed yet." Li handed the letter back to Wei Wu and continued to lie down and bask in the sun. The winter sun was the most comfortable.
"No!" Wei Wu decisively refused. After realizing that he had overreacted, he quickly explained, "The master is busy with the battles and finally took the time to see you. Madam, please don't refuse."
"If you put it that way, I will refuse even more. He is so exhausted from leading the troops to the battle, and he finally has time to rest. I cannot delay him. If I affect his fighting condition, I will be a sinner for all eternity."
"But……"
Wei Wu wanted to persuade him, but was interrupted by Li. "Besides, whether to meet or not is a matter between your master and me. Why are you so anxious? Just tell him that I need to recuperate in Chaozhou and I won't meet him."
Wei Wu was silent, standing beside Li like a pillar, neither moving nor speaking.
Since it didn't bother her anyway, she just let him stand there.
Wei Shiliu couldn't stand it any longer, so he reached out and poked Wei Wu, "Why don't you just say it's a task given to you by the master? The little princess won't make things difficult for you."
Wei Wu: ...I finally understand why the master gave the task to him instead of Wei Shiliu.
Li couldn't help laughing when he heard Wei Shiliu's words. This little Shiliu's heart was biased after all.
Hearing Li's undisguised laughter, Wei Wu felt a little embarrassed. Thinking of the contents of the letter, he blushed with shame and spoke uncomfortably. "The master did ask me to take the lady to Cuilan City."
"And then?" Li stared at him playfully.
Seeing that Wei Wu stopped talking, Li slowly recounted everything that had happened, "The task your master gave you was to find a way to invite me to Cuilan City, right? I guess he also sent you a blank letter with his private seal on it?"
At this moment, Wei Wu's face was as red as a monkey's butt. He really wanted to stop Li from saying the next words, but Li did not give him a chance.
"And then you imitated your master's handwriting and wrote a letter like this: 'I miss my wife very much', huh?"
Wei Shiliu who heard the whole process said: Wow w(?Д?)w
What Li said was exactly right. Wei Wu knelt down in fear. Madam was really too scary. "There is a reason for this. Please forgive me, Madam."
"Get up." Li waved her hand indifferently. Wei Wu's acting skills seemed a bit like a show-off in front of her.
Seeing that Li really didn't seem to want to blame him, Wei Wu stood up quietly.
"But how did you come up with the idea of writing this sentence?" Li was indeed very curious about this. Such a flowery sentence, could it be that he had ever read any books?
Wei Wu lowered his head, his face almost buried in his chest, "I...I copied it from a book."
"You didn't copy a storybook like 'The Talented Man Invites the Beautiful Lady at Night', did you?"
Under the two people's incredulous gazes, Wei Wu nodded with difficulty.
Li tried to hold back his laughter for a long time. Each of these secret guards was a talent. It was a real loss to follow Yu Xun.
"Do you know where you went wrong on this mission?"
Wei Wu tentatively answered, "Is it wrong to copy the book?"
Li did not deny the reply, but he did not admit it either. He turned to ask Wei Shiliu, "Xiao Shiliu, if this task was given to you, how would you write the letter?"
Wei Shiliu thought about Yu Xun's attitude towards the little princess and said, "It will take at least three days to get from Chaozhou to Cuilan City. So I will write 'see you in Cuilan City within five days'."
Decisive and straightforward, without the slightest delay. This is what Yu Xun would say.
Li gave Wei Shiliu an appreciative look, and the latter immediately grinned and looked at Wei Wu provocatively. His whole posture was like a proud little rooster who had won a fight.
"For a forged letter like this, if you can't grasp the attitude and relationship of the two parties in the communication, then the less information you write, the better. Not only can it reflect the urgency of the situation, but it will also not easily expose yourself. Even if the other party is skeptical about the letter, we can still hinder him when he tries to verify its authenticity. When the fake is true, the true is also false. Do you understand?"
Wei Wu immediately understood the difference in the words and respectfully clasped his fists in response, "Wei Wu thanks Madam for your guidance."
"If you really want to thank me, go pack my things for me and leave for Cuilan City tomorrow."
After hearing Li's words, Wei Wu was in a good mood and bowed again to take his leave. Wei Shiliu was right, the Madam would not embarrass them, and if the Madam wanted to embarrass them, it would only be for the master.
Wei Shiliu was puzzled when he saw Wei Wu, who was obviously in a good mood. He remembered that this man used to be expressionless. "Why do I feel that Wei Wu has become stupid?"
"What do you mean?" Li didn't know where Wei Shiliu got the confidence to say this.
"From the point of view of writing a letter, it doesn't seem like something he would do."
Li was kind enough to speak a fair word for Wei Wu, "You two are different. What you can see, he may not be able to see."
"What's the difference?"
Li: "What do you usually call me?"
Wei Shiliu: "Little princess."
Li: "What about him?"
Wei Shiliu recalled how Wei Wu had addressed him, "Madam?"
"That's the difference." Li raised his hand and tapped Wei Shiliu's head.
"Ah?" Wei Shiliu still didn't understand. Isn't it just a different name?
Seeing Wei Shiliu's stupid look, Li didn't want to explain anymore and turned around and left. Wei Shiliu, who didn't get an answer, felt itchy and could only follow Li happily, calling her "little princess, little princess".
Li was so annoyed that she explained, "In Wei Wu's eyes, I am just a lady that your master takes special care of. But in essence, he still regards me as the general's wife. So when he received this task, his first reaction was to write the letter in the tone of 'husband'."
"But you are different. You have been with me for a long time, so you naturally know that Yu Xun's attitude towards me is definitely not that of a husband towards his wife. So when I ask you to write the letter, you will consider Yu Xun's usual tone and state more. Do you understand?"
Li couldn't help himself at the end and raised his hand to hit Wei Shiliu on the back of the head.
"Oh, I understand." Wei Shiliu, feeling the power of love again, held his head and laughed foolishly.
This familiar strength, this familiar feeling of dizziness, hehe, he believed that the little princess would be fine.
Li looked at Wei Shiliu, who was still smiling foolishly even after being beaten, and for the first time suspected that this man's stupidity was caused by him beating him.
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