Male Succubus Apocalypse

Chapter 78 The Annoying Cat

Hermes hid in the dark clouds of the academy. As an assistant teacher, he could enter and leave any part of the academy freely.

He listened to Xu Heng's suggestion with half belief and half doubt - saying that if he brought drinks and food with him when he went to strike up a conversation, his chances of success would be higher than if he came empty-handed - so he took Xu Heng's drinks and food and planned to go to Soma.

Xu Heng also gave him a glass of top-quality wine, so top-quality that he had never seen it before.

He himself had heard rumors that Master Soma liked good food and fine wine, but after arriving at Tianmen Academy, he was not satisfied with any of the restaurants, and kept shouting, "It's not even a penny better than the tavern in Jincheng."

But who would dare to go down the mountain and visit the human race's political center, the Roan Empire? Just to bring some food to Soma?

However, the fine wine given by Xu Heng brought him hope, and the most delicious thing he had ever eaten in his life was called "chicken steak". He didn't expect that food could be coated with flour and fried, which refreshed his cognition.

Maybe that will satisfy Master Soma.

He was also very happy that Xu Heng had such good cooking skills and he could eat more of his food in the future.

A bottle of fine wine, a plate of fried chicken steak - although Xu Heng would be given the privilege of visiting the entire Tianmen College after success, it was acceptable, as fine wine was in short supply! He even wanted to swallow it all himself!

When asked about this, Xu Heng said that this was only the best wine he had available, and there were better ones that he could not touch. If his business had not been doing well and he could have paid for it, he would not have dared to touch this bottle. He was so greedy for it.

At the same time, he couldn't help but look up to Xu Heng - this orc also knows how to do business? Xu Heng is quite extraordinary.

Thinking about these things slowly later, at least Xu Heng made so much sacrifice for himself, and Hermes didn't care about Xu Heng's background. In the future, he must find a good opportunity to repay this noble man who he met by chance.

With confidence, he finally found Soma, who was strolling with Dragon Spear, who was in the limelight today, at the Silver Level 3. Hermes politely landed at a distance, holding the meal, like a waiter.

After Soma and Clara noticed him, he said, "Two beautiful ladies, may I have a word with you? This is a rare vintage wine on the market, and there is also a special delicacy."

Soma looked at him and originally wanted to ignore him with disdain as before, or beat him until he was half paralyzed if he continued to pester him. However, when he recognized that Hermes was a descendant of the boxing sect, he took a closer look at him.

Then her keen sense of smell detected the aroma of wine, which seemed to awaken her taste buds that had been bored for a long time, as well as the food that looked very familiar.

"Soma, this..." Clara also reacted.

"That's impossible. Maybe this fool listened to my crazy talk and did it on purpose. He probably wants to ask for something." Soma whispered to Clara and turned to face Hermes: "Okay, you are well prepared. Let's go to heaven and talk."

After saying that, Hermes and Soma flew into the air together, attracting the attention of people around them.

Soma unfolded bat wings behind him, and a ball of black gas appeared under Clara's feet, allowing her to rise into the air.

In the academy, Soma always put Clara on the same level as himself. This behavior often made the academy's top management dare not take any action on Clara's issue.

"Tell me, what's the matter?" In the night sky, Soma hooked his finger at Hermes, and two blood lines flew from his finger to the wine and food in Hermes' hand, and slowly pulled them over.

The food went to Clara, and Soma took the wine for himself.

It’s not that Soma is greedy. In the other world, the standard of wine has an additional indicator, which is whether it can make people feel "slightly tipsy" or even "drunk".

Because as you get stronger, your physique changes, your metabolism gets faster, and drinking alcohol won't make you drunk, it won't soothe your body, it won't make your body excited, and it's hard to drink, so why drink it?

Therefore, for people of high levels, good wine can make them "drunk". The alcohol content is not important. What is important is the material. Some materials are considered poisons by low-level practitioners.

They are precious and rare. After all, to make even the seventh or eighth level "intoxicated", one must also know how to brew it, so it is hard to come by.

The "wine" provided to high-ranking people is not brewed by winemakers, but is made by alchemists in a muddled way.

In a sense, it is not wine. It may taste similar, and wine is just one of the ingredients.

Soma didn't dare give Clara this kind of thing to drink, for fear that she might get sick.

It is very difficult for a strong person to enjoy himself. Without eating and the bonus of hunger, it is difficult to feel stimulated because his body is too strong and he still has a lot of training to do.

It's just that the strong can generally find the simplest happiness in cultivation. But after all, there are still desires and instincts.

"Master Soma, I would like to discuss with you some matters and experiences concerning the dual cultivation of fighting spirit and magic power." Hermes swallowed the saliva that was gushing out of his mouth, bowed slightly, and said humbly.

“Dual cultivation? Aren’t you already a seventh-rank warrior? You’re still so young, and your hope of becoming a demigod is great. There’s no need to think about dual cultivation.” Soma frowned and asked in confusion.

She didn't drink it immediately because she wasn't sure if she could do it. She was just too greedy and wanted to scratch it to satisfy the itch in her heart.

"It's like this. I think that we should move towards a stronger direction instead of staying in our comfort zone. I have developed a dual-cultivation combat mode by myself. I hope to find a time later for you to take a look at it and give some suggestions." Hermes said what he had prepared in advance.

"Oh? You have developed a set of combat modes by yourself? Interesting. Of course I can give you suggestions, but let me make it clear in advance that the reason why I can practice dual cultivation is not because I have studied it, but because I am a vampire and have natural advantages. Even so, many ancestors of my race gave up dual cultivation, so I may not be able to give you humans good suggestions on dual cultivation." Soma turned the wine bottle and said solemnly.

"It doesn't matter. Then, Master Soma, we have a deal!" Hermes smiled happily, nodded and was about to leave...

"Wait, Clara said the food was hot?" Soma's tone became serious. "Sure enough..."

"Yes, the food must be hot to taste good, and it must be freshly cooked." Hermes didn't know why Soma and Clara's expressions changed at the same time, the former was solemn, and the latter was in disbelief, and she didn't understand why she asked this question.

"You guys at Tianmen are really good, you let people from any tribe in..." Soma shook his head helplessly and sighed.

Clara also spoke up at this time: "Master Hermes, these things were not prepared by you, right? Who is that person?"

Faced with the change in the focus of the discussion, Hermes finally recalled that before leaving, Xu Heng had given him an extremely serious instruction: "No matter what, don't expose me, no matter what! If the item is still warm in your hand, just don't give it to me!"

But Hermes, who did not take this matter to heart, coupled with his "freshness", will produce unpredictable chain reactions in the future.

If Xu Heng knew this, he would have to call him a "pig teammate!"

"Uh..., no, no one, just a cook in the academy, that bottle of wine has been my treasure for a long time..." Hermes tried his best to pull, but Soma didn't buy it at all:

"I know all the chefs in the academy, and none of their food is edible. And this bottle of wine, can you tell me how to store it?" Soma turned the bottle and looked at Hermes sharply.

"This...this, oh, you found out. I stole my father's collection, haha. The cook was also a slave bought by him, ha...ha?" As Hermes was talking, he saw blood-colored lightning beginning to condense in Soma's hands, crackling with a momentum to destroy the world. His laughter was instantly choked.

"Do you think I'm a fool? You don't understand at all what it means for the person who gave you these things to be able to enter Tianmen Academy." Soma stared at Hermes like a hungry wolf ready to pounce at any time.

"Soma! Don't force me!... Master Hermes, you tell me, we won't do anything to that guy. On the contrary, he is still my good friend. He is a 'cat man', his name is Xu Heng, right?" Clara grabbed Soma's hand, which was ready to use her usual intimidation, and forced her to cancel the instant magic. Then she spoke in a friendly manner to Hermes who was ready to fight to the death.

That's right, it's a matter of life or death. Hermes will not betray Xu Heng. Soma is obviously not a good person. No matter what you two strangers say, I will protect my brother first.

See if you can beat me into submission!

Hermes is a genius after all, and his reputation is not in vain.

A seventh-level fighter against an eighth-level fighter, or even a fighter with a boxing master, these are cross-level challenges. For him, he has enough experience and will not be weak psychologically.

Clara's words shocked Hermes - ah? Did they know each other? What was going on?

"I swear not to hurt him!" Clara continued to increase the stakes to conquer Hermes's mind.

"Hey, I swear too, if you take us to see that kid, I won't want your wine anymore. That kid has plenty of them anyway..." Soma sighed, looked at Clara helplessly, and let go.

This... But Brother Heng said that we can’t expose it, and we can’t take them there... But we swore an oath... (The importance of the oath was mentioned before).

"Master Hermes, this is a token between Xu Heng and me. Don't worry, if he says something like 'don't expose', it's definitely not because he's afraid of us." Clara took out her last trump card, a membership card with the words handwritten on it:

'Exclusively for Clara Kalmia'

Signed 'Xu Heng'.

Clara cleverly covered up the words "Underworld Tavern" and "Manager of Underworld Tavern" before the signature.

Hermes had the illusion that this black postcard-like thing was a token of love.

If Xu Heng knew about this, he would probably regret it to death. Why would he write a string of words on the membership card to express his gratitude?

Combining the identities of the two people, as well as some confusing behaviors of Xu Heng and An Lingqing, Hermes had endless associations - the forbidden love between the humble orcs and the noble aristocrats, the love intercepted by the demigod, Clara resolutely came to Tianmen to look for someone, or because of the difference in identity and strength, the inferior Xu Heng left quietly, wanting to become stronger and then marry a strong woman who didn't care about him.

What's more, Hermes himself has a similar plot with Margaret, so now he suddenly thinks that he should help Xu Heng pursue love.

So he changed his previous attitude with great enthusiasm and eagerness, and flashed in front of Clara and held her hand. Soma almost took out the knife to chop him, but Clara held her hand tightly, giving him a hint to stop, so he barely held back. He said with emotion:

"Okay, sister-in-law, I'll ask you to go find Brother Heng now!"

After a brief contact with Xu Heng, and with some understanding of politics, Clara has grown up and set a trap for Hermes, a silly boy who has been practicing for half his life.

Clara knew very well that Xu Heng, as a demon who had lived in a human city for a long time, was very cautious and naturally would not want to expose himself in Tianmen Academy.

Then Hermes must have some unconventional connection with him, so she dared to take the risk of letting him approach them with something. Clara has always wanted to catch the tail of this mysterious devil.

Perhaps we can start from the fact that he appeared in Tianmen, a place where "demons" are forbidden - could it be that he is like Soma, and has a demon family recognized by the human world?

If not, then Xu Heng is likely to be in danger - if he really has any intentions in Tianmen, Clara feels that she has an obligation to supervise and protect him, and it would be best to keep Xu Heng by her side, right?

Hey.

……

No, no, no, no!

In the snow, at a corner that was close to the commercial street but somewhat deserted - people seemed to be attracted by curiosity and were going somewhere.

A petite figure was carrying a man on her back, walking hurriedly and slowly.

Xu Heng's body is not heavy for an orc, perhaps only slightly heavier than an ordinary human. With Lin Kevich carrying him on his back, he should be able to walk very fast.

But Xu Heng was restless on his back.

She hugged Linkovich's neck, rubbed her head against his hair, and blew hot air into his ears coquettishly, saying, "Mr. Rabbit, go slower... it's itchy... Can't you call the rabbit car like Totoro?"

In Xu Heng's current world, his swollen head and hot body made him subconsciously get closer to the rabbit in front of him, even though the rabbit was also getting hotter and hotter.

He just felt that he was dreaming, tired and sleepy, and was being carried back to the nest by a big fluffy rabbit to sleep. There was no logic at all, and his subjective consciousness was almost blurred.

Talking like a little wife on his back like this made Linkovich blush. She was an orc! The desire in her heart was much greater than that of ordinary humans.

Every time Xu Heng moved, she felt hot all over, as if there was an extremely cute cat next to her and she had to resist petting it!

Yes, Brother Heng is a cat person!

Among the orcs, cat people have always been hostile to rabbit people, and cat people have always had the upper hand.

Lin Kewei also regarded Xu Heng as his savior and the object of his emotional reliance, which was a high and unattainable position.

What about now? She felt a sense of blasphemy for taking advantage of someone's misfortune, but Linkovich didn't feel guilty because she had enough reasons.

But many times, accidents happen because of these reasons we use to deceive ourselves.

Putting aside Xu Heng's cute contrast, this sense of taboo that goes against Tiangang is simply teasing Lin Kewei's desire nerves.

She was now struggling madly with herself, fighting for her sanity, so she walked slowly. Otherwise, when she walked faster and rushed back home, she didn't know what she was rushing to do...

Brother Heng! You are such a troublesome cat! Please spare me! You can’t let out a beast that wants to eat you up!

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