After being read, I was really numb

Late at night, a very interesting post was quickly forwarded by many people.

[V孤孤如斯半夜摸鱼: Hahaha, I accidentally found a treasure variety show that made me laugh so hard in the middle of the night. My dear, you are the poorest, stingiest and most gloomy variety show in history. I strongly suggest that the name be changed to "Traveling Back to the 70s". I will share a few pictures with you. ]

"Ha ha ha, I'm dying of laughter, what kind of variety show is this?"

"If the handsome men and beautiful women in this variety show changed their attire, wouldn't they definitely be transported back to the 70s?"

"The dim light in the room, the old house, the tattered furniture, the big bunk bed for six people, and a group of guests who have lost all hope in life, hahaha~"

"It's scary outside. It's pitch black. There's not a single light. I've lived for 24 years, and this is the first time I've seen what it's like to be pitch dark."

"What an interesting variety show, a fun variety show, I'm paying attention to it, I'm paying attention to it."

"I just checked the official website. The live broadcast will start at 7 o'clock tomorrow morning. Hehe, just to see the hard-working and simple side of those stars, I have to stay there for two days."

"My buddies made an appointment to go together. I also want to see how this variety show, which is a wolf in sheep's clothing, can show the love between family, love, brothers and sisters."

"Brother and sister love is bullshit. In my eyes, this is a talent show of traveling through time and being reborn to promote hardship and simplicity."

"Hahaha, the sister upstairs, you are awesome."

(Rebirth!!! Time travel!!! Big data quickly marked, focused, and reported to the National Security Bureau.)

Hu Tu was extremely happy to hear that the variety show had become a small hit before it even started. He immediately took out his little notebook and gave credit to the beautiful girl Lu Mengmeng.

This sister is nice and a lucky star. I will have the opportunity to take care of her a little more in the future.

The variety show "Dear You" is shot in the form of live broadcast and recorded broadcast, with post-editing. Except for when the guests go to the toilet, the show is broadcast 24 hours a day, which is full of gimmicks.

It's a pity that the director of this bad movie is so obscure that no one is optimistic about him. His movies all lost money and the investors were bleeding. The preparation stage of this variety show was also full of difficulties.

Although he had the strong support of Lan Xinghui, who was the victim of the fraud, Hu Tu, who had some money in his hands, still adhered to his usual stingy style and infused the virtue of thrift into every corner of the variety show.

Another very important reason is that Hu Tu is too famous, and the variety show "Dear You" has not found a buyer until now.

He had to find ways to squeeze out the money and save it for future publicity and promotion, which made the lives of the poor guests even more difficult.

Hu Tu also felt aggrieved. He had put a lot of effort into making this variety show, and he even sold his house to invest it.

Because of this, his 25th girlfriend broke up with him.

All his hard work and savings have been invested in this variety show. If the variety show fails, the next time Hu Tu appears in the public eye, he will probably be sleeping on firewood under a bridge, eating bitter food.

The guests, who lived a simple and frugal life, had no private space here at Hutu's place, not even a place to take a shower. Each of them filled a basin with water and barely wiped their bodies.

Hutu generously gave each of them a brand new plastic basin, but the name of a certain toilet water was printed on the bottom of the basin.

Lan Xingyue had seen this thing when she was shopping in a mall. If you bought a bottle of toilet water, you would get a basin like this for free.

No wonder Hu Tu said that there were many mosquitoes in the village and generously gave each of them a bottle of toilet water. It turned out that they all wanted to get this free gift basin.

A group of people carried free plastic washbasins and washed themselves with well water one after another, trying to make themselves clean with just a little effort.

The washing conditions are so simple, but at least there is a small cubicle to protect privacy. As for the place to solve personal problems, it can only be said that the guests feel deeply desperate.

"Ahhh..." Xiao Xin looked at the big fat pig in front of her and couldn't help screaming: "Go away, go away, help me..."

Xiao Xin's screams finally aroused the dissatisfaction of the owner of the household.

The skinny, dark-skinned farm lady roughly pushed open the rickety toilet door and strode in:

"You city people are so hard to please. Why are you howling in the middle of the night? Don't scare my old sow so that she won't produce milk. Who will feed my piglets then?"

The woman opened the pigsty door, walked into the not-so-cleaned pigsty, and stroked the big black pig's head to calm the restless sow:

"Hello, dear Dahei, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, hello, dear Dahei, don't be afraid, I have chased the bad guys away for you..."

Xiao Xin looked at the woman's actions in horror and almost fainted. The woman actually used her hands to touch the sow weighing several hundred pounds. Wasn't she afraid that the big black pig would turn around and bite her?

When Hu Tu saw the woman rushing into the toilet, he asked a female employee to go in and see what was going on inside.

The female employee went in, took a look, and came out to report the situation. Then Hu Tu asked the female employee to bring the camera in.

Seeing that there was excitement inside, the other guests also went over.

The first thing they saw was the pigpen made of red bricks. The wall was about 1.2 meters high. There was a squat toilet in the corner near the wall. Xiao Xin was standing next to it, covering his mouth and staring blankly.

There was a big black sow in the pigpen, leading a bunch of piglets. The piglets were probably hungry, and they were whining around the mother pig. But the mother pig had no intention of feeding her piglets. She just walked around restlessly, wagging her tail.

Xiao Xin saw a group of people running into the pigpen to watch her embarrass herself, and she yelled angrily, "Get out, all of you get out."

"Brother, help me. That pig is so scary. It's climbing over the wall with its mouth wide open. Kill it. Kill it quickly. It's scaring me to death. Ahhhh..."

The night owls in the live broadcast room almost died of laughter at this scene.

"Hahaha, this is indeed a treasure variety show. This is really awesome. You poor, stingy, confused idiot, thank you for bringing me a different kind of joy. I'll give you a reward of 6."

"Poor, stingy and confused bastard, your variety shows are much better than your movies. If you can make them, I suggest you make more in the future. I'll give you 666 for your reward."

"Poor, stingy, confused idiot, after this variety show, you will be the first in variety shows, the first one who dares to let the guests sleep on a big bunk bed, and the first one who dares to shoot a variety show into a thriller. Without further ado, 666"

"You poor, stingy fool, you old bastard. I thought your father would be in a mess again this time, but I didn't know that you were going to turn things around. You 666"

Director Hu Tu's stingy nature made a group of delicate guests very upset. In the end, Xiao Xin solved his personal problem with the help of the kind-hearted Xia Qiu.