After being read, I was really numb

Ten minutes after Xiao Xin was sent back, Xiao Yunji, with his clothes opened and a dazed look in his eyes, was sent back to the base by two staff members.

Hu Tu's face at the scene was so gloomy that it looked like water was about to drip out. He wanted to curse. He wanted to open the skulls of the brother and sister to see if their brains were full of water.

This matter is so fucking infuriating!

"Hahaha, this is so funny. The guide clearly said that the red fruit on the green vine is hallucinogenic. I don't understand what those two siblings are thinking."

"Their behavior is called: knowing there is a tiger in the mountain, but still going there."

"Ha ha ha, Xiao Xin and his sister are the funny ones in the variety show Dear You!"

"I hate people who don't listen to orders. Last time I led a tour, I told them not to feed the monkeys, but the two old ladies didn't listen and ended up being robbed by the monkeys. They complained about me, causing me to work for several days in vain. I was so angry [spitting fire]"

"I feel sorry for my upstairs buddy. Last time I bought expired milk, I told everyone in the dorm not to drink it, but my roommate didn't listen and had diarrhea for three days after drinking the milk. He also blamed me for buying expired milk and finally cut off all ties with me. [Depressed]"

"Hahaha, let me tell you one too. My grandpa loves to drink and has high blood pressure. The doctor told him to quit drinking, but my aunt insisted on buying him wine, saying that he should eat and drink as he gets older.

As a result, my grandfather insisted on drinking and was hospitalized that night. My aunt and her family ran away without a trace, which made my mother very angry. 』

"…………"

Hu Tu was very angry at the behavior of Xiao Xin and his sister, but fortunately the other guests were relatively obedient and the program could continue recording.

Lan Xingyue smiled happily, secretly put down her right hand, and kept her merit and fame to herself.

[La la la, the Heart-Bewitching Spell, the eternal god, the most common and simplest little spell, is surprisingly so useful!

Wow, what a huge ball of luck, what a wonderful taste, mellow and soft with a long aftertaste...】

Lan Xingyu couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth. Yueyue described this fortune as being like fine wine, mellow, soft and long-lasting.

Haha, I must share this with my parents later.

At ten o'clock in the morning, Hu Tu invited the guests to return to the residence to prepare lunch. Lan Xingyue, who was in a good mood, showed off her cooking skills and made a pot of delicious chicken stewed with mushrooms for the guests.

The mushrooms were the fruits of the guests’ labor in the morning, and the chickens were pheasants that Lan Xingyue caught herself in the mountains.

The poor Xiao Xin brother and sister, after the effect of the medicine wore off due to the intravenous drip, leaned listlessly on their chairs, watching the guests feasting on the food.

The two poor people were ordered by the doctor not to eat any oil for the whole day. They could only have a bowl of porridge and a steamed bun each, and watch others eat the delicious meal.

[Xiao Xin's eyes are so pretty. I like seeing her pitiful look.

Humph, I have said that you Xiao family members will never take advantage of me in this life. So, just drink your porridge honestly! 】

Lan Xingyu listened to Lan Xingyue's mumbling and smiled as he picked a chicken leg for Lan Xingyue: "Come on, our hero has worked hard today. This chicken leg is a reward for you. Eat more."

He said, the Xiao Xin brother and sister are not fools. The mountain people who led the way told them that they were not edible, and no one else dared to eat them, but they just picked them and stuffed them into their mouths like a fool.

I have to say, my sister did a great job.

After lunch, Hu Tu announced the end of the show, causing cheers from the devastated guests.

The process of recording the program for one and a half days was so painful that they felt like they were living a life worse than death.

The confused popular idol Luo Fan rushed to the recording site overnight, but without even a sip of water, he was sent out to work for half a day, had lunch, and then was packed up and sent away.

He felt like he just came to the variety show Dear You for no apparent reason.

After the live broadcast was closed, the audience in the live broadcast room with a black screen did not leave for a long time, and they all cursed Hu Tu.

"You damn fool, you deserve to be poor for the rest of your life. How can you find a variety show that only takes a day and a half to record?"

"You bastard, come out and die. You can't even make money? You idiot."

"You fool, this is hundreds of millions of views! Don't you want to give it to me? Don't you feel guilty for wasting it like this?"

The pit variety show Dear You

The richest director in the world

One issue lasts one and a half days, Hu Tu wants to go to heaven

Come back soon, my source of happiness

The variety show is over, the bully comes out to die

Hu Tu looked at the attention in the live broadcast room and saw himself being scolded like a dog in the room. He covered his chest and felt as if his little heart was bleeding.

Damn it, I want to be a sponsor in the future, I want to be so willful in the future, and treat money like dirt (?﹏?)...

----

Nanwan Village is a really remote and poor place, hidden in the mountains, so after the variety show ended, the program team arranged for all the guests to leave together.

A group of guests picked up their suitcases and boarded the tattered and noisy minibus. They were shaken all over, but after three hours, they finally arrived at the airport.

A group of people were abused in Nanwan Village for a day and a half, and when they returned to the bustling crowd again, they felt as if they were in another world.

The variety show Dear You was almost unknown in the huge entertainment industry before this episode became a hit.

Being a poor, stingy and confused guy, he was unwilling to spend money to hire fake fans to create hype, so before the show started, there were only a few fans who came to join in the fun.

This episode of their show became unexpectedly popular, and with the addition of a new guest today, popular idol Luo Fan, fans suddenly appeared out of nowhere, making it difficult for the program crew to move when they arrived at the airport.

A group of guests were blocked by fans, who packed them in three layers inside and outside, making it almost impossible for them to move.

Lan Xingyu, who had received the news in advance, took Lan Xingyue and left the program crew before entering the airport. They entered the apron from the employee passage and boarded the Lan family's private plane.

Lan Xingyue and his sister had a good sleep on the plane, and then they got on the car that came to pick them up and were taken directly back to Bishui Villa.

After the car entered Bishui Villa, it did not stop when passing by their house, but drove all the way to the innermost part.

"Uncle Wang, Third Brother, we're home. Have we walked through? Where are we going?"

Lan Xingyu smiled mysteriously: "Yueyue, do you remember what day it is today?"

Lan Xingyue: "Of course I remember. Today is my birthday. I remember before the show, my parents said they would introduce their little princess to everyone today."