One touch and one silence

"In that case, let's do this!" Nanzhi nodded and agreed.

Liu Yue glanced at Shu Yue, who stood up with a look of determination and immediately said, "I will go right away, right away!"

After saying that, he stood up and left.

"Sanqi will be waiting for you at the palace gate and will take you back to the Dali Temple. It's not safe at night."

Nanzhi nodded in agreement: "Master Liuyue is still careful, go ahead!"

After Shuyue left, Nanzhi asked Liuyue, "I saw your expression just now, it didn't look good, but is there anything else?"

"Indeed, there are, but you have to take good care of your body." Liu Yue's meaning was very clear. Yes, there are, but it has nothing to do with you. You just have to take care of your body.

Nanzhi:……

If Liu Yue doesn't say it, she really won't say it.

Nanzhi saw this guy holding a sword, sitting on a chair with a cold expression on his face.

"Master Liu Yue, it will be easy for you to lose friends if you keep doing this."

"Liu Yue doesn't need friends!"

Nanzhi:……

This guy is a topic terminator. There is no other way, Nanzhi can only resign herself to her fate and go back to reading those old-fashioned scripts.

Storybook!

Eh... got it!

“Hmm~ hum!”

"You all seem boring, so how about I tell you a story?"

“It sounds really nice!”

Liu Yue: ...

Not boring!

Don't want to hear it!

Did I say I was going to listen?

Momo: Smile

"Great! The servants are getting a little bored!"

Nanzhi happily looked at the two maids who were giving her face, but when she saw Liu Yue who was unmoved, she felt really disappointed.

But two maids are enough.

Nanzhi was in high spirits and looked much more energetic.

"Speaking of which, once upon a time, there was a dynasty, and a particularly big event occurred in that dynasty."

"What happened? The emperor thought that he had a lot of silver in his treasury. He thought that the more than 10 million taels of silver were used to strengthen the country. You don't know that this emperor was very frugal and spent every penny wisely."

"One day, he suddenly felt like checking out his 18 million taels of silver. But when he got to the treasury, he discovered that it was all gone!"

"That must have made His Majesty very angry!"

Liu Yue became more alert after listening to Nanzhi's story, and the nanny was even more so, still a little scared.

As the emperor's most trusted maids, they both knew about the affairs of the treasury.

Just listen to what His Highness continues to say.

"The emperor was furious. He was furious. Investigate! Investigate thoroughly! Oh my! You don't know! All the soldiers in the treasury were arrested. It was so cruel. Killing a chicken to scare the monkeys. The means were extremely cruel."

"The emperor thought, my treasury, when you go out and come in, you have to take off all your clothes, and when you enter the treasury, you have to put on the clothes in the treasury, and when you come out, you can change into your own clothes. Every time you have to take off all your clothes, not even your underwear, how do those people steal? What is their modus operandi?"

"The emperor was particularly cruel to the soldiers at the time. He tortured those who were stubborn to death in front of them. Some people started to get scared. Once they got scared, didn't they say anything?"

"Sure enough, some people couldn't stand the torture and confessed after a while. Guess how they stole it?"

Nanzhi asked them mysteriously.

"Seventh Prince, please tell us quickly, how did they hide?" The nanny looked anxious and eager.

Even Liu Yue's face showed a desire to know.

"Hahaha... So, those soldiers wrapped the silver in lard, stuffed it into their anuses, and secretly took it out."

“Hahahahahaha didn’t expect that!”

As soon as Nanzhi finished speaking, he saw that the three people all looked thoughtful.

Hey, don't they feel sick? Why are they still thinking?

"So you don't think this thing is disgusting?"

"I heard that the emperor killed a lot of treasury soldiers and recovered some silver. Some people were not found out and ended up in a miserable old age!"

Nanzhi's words made Nanny and the others even more confused. Why was he still miserable in his old age when he was already rich? This didn't make sense.

"Your Highness? They stole money from the national treasury, so why are they still living in misery in their later years?"

Isn't this a bit unreasonable?

"Hehe... you don't know this, do you? I heard that it will make the anus bigger and more susceptible to virus infection. You know how dirty it is to pile up silver there! After that, they just stuff it in with lard, which will definitely stretch the anus!"

"I heard that some of those who were not caught had their intestines pulled out. Tell me, isn't that scary?"

"Those people are willing to sacrifice their lives for money!"

Tut tut...

After Nanzhi finished speaking, she felt dry in the mouth and picked up the teacup to drink some tea.

"What is the anus?" Liu Yue was very curious.

"Pfft~"

Nanzhi spat out a mouthful of water onto the quilt on the bed.

Nanny Liu Yue and others hurried over and busily wiped Nanzhi's face and changed the sheets skillfully.

Nanzhi was completely confused.

Or maybe one of the maids couldn't bear it anymore and whispered something in Liu Yue's ear.

There was a strange expression on Liu Yue's face.

"Um... I'll go check why the dinner hasn't arrived yet!"

Nanzhi:……

Two maids stood by, holding down the upturned corners of her mouth.

"Is she embarrassed?" Nanzhi said to himself as he looked at Liuyue's leaving back.

"Maybe! Girls are shy." The nanny explained for Liu Yue with a smile.

Nanzhi didn't believe it. Lady Liuyue was the deputy commander of the secret guards. She probably wouldn't be afraid of anything, even human internal organs, let alone that.

cut!

She is afraid, that's why.

After a while, someone came up from outside and brought today's dinner.

Nanzhi looked outside, but there was still no sign of Lord Liuyue.

Didn't this guy say he was going to watch the dinner? Where is he?

Dinner is here, but where are you? Are you really sorry?

Nanzhi was carried to the dining table by her nanny tonight. Nanzhi saw that the meal was the same as yesterday, with still twenty-four dishes.

Her nose smelled faintly of medicine.

Did she take too many pills recently? Did she have hallucinations?

She took a bite and found it hard to swallow. Nanzhi took another vegetable dish and found it still tasted like medicine.

"What's wrong with these dishes today? Why do they all smell like medicine?"

"Pah! It's so disgusting!" Nanzhi's whole little face wrinkled.

But the nanny was happy.

"Your Highness, this is the medicinal food that His Majesty specially ordered the Imperial Kitchen to prepare for you. These are all good for your health. Your Highness, please eat as much as you can."

Nanzhi:……

You call this a medicinal diet? Whose idiot is it that uses ginseng to stir-fry vegetables? She wants to beat the idiot's head off.

"Your Highness, this ginseng is not fried. The broth that is poured on top at the end contains the ginseng."

Nanzhi raised her confused eyes and looked at the nanny: "Aren't they all the same? I can tolerate your ginseng chicken soup, but I cannot tolerate your ginseng vegetables."

"Liu Yue!"