Why are you so proud? With the system in hand, the goddess can get it if she wants.

When Xu Lang returned home after dinner and was about to select a new tool man, Zhao Yizhou sent him a message.

"Old Xu, why did you leave without telling me?"

Xu Lang was so angry when he saw Zhao Yizhou's phone call. How dare this guy ask this?

No, we can't let him off so easily.

I silently replied with a message: "Brother, it's not that I don't want to tell you, when I helped you go to the toilet, you kept hugging the toilet and kissing it.

I finally helped you up and finished the job, but you ducked down and said you were thirsty and wanted to drink some water, and I didn't stop you...

I was afraid that if I stayed too long I would tell my sister-in-law about it, so I left immediately."

Zhao Yizhou saw the message and tried hard to recall that he didn't have this memory, but he seemed to remember that Xu Lang helped him go to the toilet. Then he asked Yu Sisi beside him quietly:

"Sisi, was it Xu Lang who helped me to go to the toilet at noon today?"

Yu Sisi nodded and said, "Yes, you were drunk as a puddle of mud, I couldn't help you, so I asked Xu Lang to help you in. What's wrong?"

Zhao Yizhou suddenly felt unwell and felt nauseous.

Then he vomited.

The contents of the stomach had been vomited out long ago, and now all that was vomited out was sour and bitter water.

"What's wrong with you?" Yu Sisi asked with concern while patting his back.

Zhao Yizhou spat and waved his hands.

"Come on, rinse your mouth quickly."

After vomiting for a long time, Zhao Yizhou, who had no more sour water to vomit, slowly stood up. Yu Sisi handed him a glass of water for him to rinse his mouth.

Zhao Yizhou took the cup of water and saw that it was yellow.

Then he started vomiting.

In the end, he vomited so much that he couldn't even stand up straight. He lay on the bed and said weakly, "Pour me a glass of boiled water. Pure, boiled water."

Yu Sisi said puzzledly: "This is just boiled water, but I added some corn silk to it. It can help you sober up."

"No, don't let me see yellow water in a short time." Zhao Yizhou said weakly with his eyes closed.

He really didn't want to see the yellow liquid again.

vomit.

Then Zhao Yizhou retched a few more times.

There was really nothing in his stomach for him to vomit.

Zhao Yizhou, who had just finished drinking water and was in a state of autism, received another message from Xu Lang: That's right, I've never drunk urine in my life, so I'm curious and ask, what does it taste like? Do you remember it?

After seeing this message, Zhao Yizhou sat up and vomited continuously, and the water he had just drunk was immediately vomited out.

After vomiting, he replied to Xu Lang with trembling fingers, "Get lost."

Xu Lang knew Zhao Yizhou too well. He must have vomited so much that he was completely exhausted.

Zhao Yizhou is the kind of person who would gag if there was a hair in his food.

If he sees the hair after eating, he will definitely feel disgusted and vomit out everything he has eaten.

Thinking of Zhao Yizhou's current miserable state, Xu Lang laughed so hard that tears were about to come out.

We've known each other for more than twenty years, I can't kill you.

You deserve it, for calling me a bitch.

After letting out this anger, Xu Lang felt much better and felt like he and Zhao Yizhou were good brothers again.

When you are out there in the world, what is the most important thing?

Be affectionate and righteous.

"Take a day off tomorrow, and come out the day after tomorrow to go buy a car with me."

Xu Lang happily sent a message to Zhao Yizhou.

Why is Zhao Yizhou?

Because when he was a child, he was particularly envious of the nice cars on the road.

Xu Lang was not familiar with cars, nor did he have any feelings about them, let alone any favorite ones, so he decided to give Zhao Yizhou the right to choose a car.

Let him have his fun.

After sending the message, Xu Lang sighed to himself: "With a good brother like me, what else can I ask for? Oh."

……

The wind in the early morning is hot.

It's another day of full sleep. I stretch lazily and yawn slowly.

It feels so good not to be at work.

It feels better to not have to work and still have money to spend.

Get up slowly and wash up slowly.

Another relaxing and happy day for the rich man has begun.

The stars in the sky are the Big Dipper, hey hey, the Big Dipper, you have it, I have it, we have it all, let’s learn to meow together, meow meow meow together…

meow~

After singing and washing up, I planned to go out for dinner and then find Yu Yiyi to buy a house.

As soon as I opened the door, I saw Yu Yiyi standing in front of me, trying not to laugh.

"Hi"

Yu Yiyi suppressed a smile and raised her hand to greet.

Uh⊙?⊙!

"Why are you here?" Xu Lang asked, a little surprised and embarrassed.

"I...I...didn't we have an appointment? I'll wait for you here, but I'm afraid to disturb your sleep." Yu Yiyi explained with difficulty.

"Oh, I've just packed up and will go after brunch."

"it is good."

Yu Yiyi followed Xu Lang obediently.

Xu Lang really wanted to ask Yu Yiyi if she had heard his showy singing.

But I don’t know how to start.

Men can be flirty, but only in the bathroom.

It's still a bit embarrassing to appear in front of others.

Forget it, I won’t ask anymore. The sound was quite soft just now, I guess you couldn’t hear it.

But she was clearly trying to hold back her laughter when she opened the door.

Do you think it is possible that she was holding back her laughter because you were going to buy her a house?

While he was daydreaming, Yu saw someone moving upstairs.

Who canceled the lease?

I happened to see the landlord, so I asked casually: "Uncle, who has moved out?"

The old man replied with a mouthful of phlegm in his throat, "401, Xiao Hutao has moved out. Didn't she go back and remarry her ex-husband? What? You two have such a good relationship, don't you know?"

"Yeah, I knew, but I didn't know it would happen so soon."

When he heard that it was Tao Jie who was moving out of the lease, Xu Lang felt an inexplicable sense of loss.

The old man wanted to say something else, but when he saw Yu Yiyi following behind Xu Lang, he swallowed the words back.

Then he patted Xu Lang's shoulder meaningfully, sighed, and followed him upstairs.

After the old man left, Yu Yiyi walked up quickly and asked in confusion: "Who was that old man just now?"

From what she heard, it seemed that the old man was the landlord.

Then what is Xu Lang?

"The landlord."

Xu Lang's answer was exactly what Yu Yiyi had guessed, which made her even more confused.

Xu Lang casually spent hundreds of thousands of dollars. If he was a landlord living in such a place, it would be understandable.

But he is not the landlord, so why should he force himself to live in such a...place?

Even though she was a little nurse, no matter how poor she was, she had never lived in such a bad place, let alone Xu Lang.

Then he said, "Then... Brother Lang is the tenant?"

"Yes, what else?"

Xu Lang was still immersed in his memories of Sister Tao, and answered as a matter of course.

Yu Yiyi bit her lower lip lightly, not knowing whether she should continue asking.

Is it because of some unspeakable secret?

In the end, she suppressed her curiosity. If she asked something she shouldn't have and angered Xu Lang, she would lose the house.

It only takes a moment, so we can't make any mistakes.

After leaving the building, she took Xu Lang's arm obediently and said casually, "The weather is really nice today."