Senior brother, how can you fall for such a beautiful junior brother!
Chapter 27 Stiff neck
Yun Huizhou grabbed his feet, lifted them up and looked at the soles of his feet.
The original hideous wounds have healed without leaving any scars.
He pushed her further into the bed and said, "She's too thin. If you only look at her waist, she looks like a girl."
He pinched his waist and said his waist was like a girl's. Lian Li became even more unconvinced and kicked him again.
This time Yun Huizhou did not block him and let him kick.
Lian Li kicked twice, and after he vented his anger, he said, "You talk as if you have seen a girl's waist."
If this happened in the modern world, we would have seen it a long time ago.
In slightly larger cities, there are many girls wearing belly-baring tops on the streets, and even more wearing bikinis at the beach.
But this was in ancient times. Although people in the martial arts world were not so particular, generally speaking, female heroes would not run around with their waists exposed.
Unless there has been close contact.
Thinking of this, Lian Li narrowed his eyes and asked Yun Huizhou: "Have you ever had a girl?"
Yun Huizhou glanced at him, put his sword in front of him and said, "I am devoted to swordsmanship, and there is no suitable girl on Zuimeng Island."
When you say there is no suitable one, it actually means that you have not met the one you like.
However, his serious answer was a little beyond Lian Li's expectations.
In his impression, when boys talk about this, most of them will brag about how many they have had.
Some people may even deliberately make up some experiences in front of their brothers just because they are still virgins at their age.
It is quite rare to see someone like Yun Huizhou who is so frank in admitting that he is still a virgin.
He thought, no wonder, maybe I’ll meet a girl and fall in love with her in the future.
And she must be a very pretty girl, with many competitors, and he was the most competitive one among them, so he was plotted against and his future was ruined.
After making a random guess, Lian Li instantly became alert. It seems that he needs to be more careful in this regard in the future.
Although he was thinking about all these messy things, Lian Li still asked: "You haven't seen the girl's waist, how do you know mine looks like hers?"
Yun Huizhou held the knife and said, "I saw it in the portrait."
Lian Li: "Pornographic picture?"
Is there such a good thing?
Yun Huizhou choked up and said, "What are you thinking about! I have seen the portrait of the woman from the Western Regions."
He gestured at his waist and continued, "Some of the women's tops are very short, exposing their waists. And the dancers kept by corrupt officials have a layer of gauze around their waists."
Seeing that Lian Li seemed to want to ask more questions, he immediately asked back: "What about you? At your age, you should be old enough to get married in the village."
Lian Li glanced at him dimly and said, "Do you remember how weak I looked when you rescued me?"
Yun Huizhou thought about it, not knowing what he was thinking about, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Lian Li knew what he was laughing at, but it was something he couldn't refute. He couldn't possibly compete with Yun Huizhou.
That's different from bringing disgrace upon yourself.
In his previous life, he had done manual labor himself, so he naturally knew his own level.
As for this body, although it is not sick, it is very weak and may even be worse than in the previous life.
He snorted twice, turned around and turned his back to Yun Huizhou, ignoring him.
Yun Huizhou didn't let him go, and chased him and said, "Whether you are weak or not has nothing to do with whether you should get married when you reach the age of getting married."
Lian Li hid in the quilt, and Yun Huizhou chased him into the quilt again.
There was a big bulge on the bed, and two people were quarreling inside.
Finally, Lian Li couldn't stand it anymore, he threw off the quilt and sat up and said, "I look so sick, it will cost a lot of money to get a girl to marry me. My brother and sister-in-law don't even want to spend the money for a normal wedding, so how can they spend extra money on me?"
Yun Huizhou lay flat on the bed, looking at his angry look, and reached out to pull him down to lie beside him, saying, "Don't worry, when you go back, let the master give you flowers."
Lian Li twisted her body, thinking that if her body was calculated in the modern world, she was not yet old enough, so she said, "Don't worry, and getting married too early is not good for girls. My body hasn't grown up yet, and it's too dangerous to get married and have children."
He just said it casually and didn't expect an ancient man to agree with it at all.
Even in the modern world, there are many backward places where girls are still allowed to get married when they reach junior high school age, and their children are already over one year old when they are in high school.
Unexpectedly, Yun Huizhou nodded seriously and said, "Those girls are married when they are only fourteen or fifteen years old. They still look like children. They are so small. It is really dangerous to give birth to a child that big."
"It is for this reason that Zhao Honglan has always wanted to marry Senior Sister Qu a few years later."
Lian Li was really surprised this time. He propped himself up and looked at Yun Huizhou for a while, then said, "Well, so, we both shouldn't be anxious."
"Yeah." Yun Huizhou closed his eyes and said, "Let's go to sleep."
Seeing that Yun Huizhou wanted to rest, Lian Li stopped talking to him and obediently covered himself with the quilt and went to sleep.
The next morning, Yun Huizhou woke up first.
After sitting cross-legged and regulating his breathing for half an hour, he turned to look at Lian Li.
While regulating his breathing, he felt that the person had woken up, but was just lying in bed without moving.
Now when I turned around, I realized that this person was lying straight with his eyes open.
When I finished regulating my breathing and went to see him, the expression on his face looked like he was about to cry or not.
Yun Huizhou: "What's wrong? Why don't you get out of bed after waking up?"
Lian Li: "Yun Huizhou, I have a stiff neck."
Yun Huizhou slowly uttered a puzzled "Huh?"
Lian Li continued, "I can only turn my head this way now, otherwise it hurts."
Yun Huizhou was silent for a while, then reached out and gently lifted the back of Lian Li's neck, and asked, "It's the right side, right? Which part exactly?"
Lian Li moved his head uncomfortably, then reached out to the most painful spot, pointed there and said, "It's here, this is the most painful spot, it hurts even when I put my head straight."
"It's so serious." Yun Huizhou said, gently stroking his neck.
"Yeah, I feel like I can't get on the road today." Lian Li looked hopeless, "Maybe I can't get on the road for several days."
"Yeah," Yun Huizhou replied perfunctorily, "Is that so."
Lian Li: “Yes…Ah!!!”
He instantly jumped up from the bed, broke free from Yun Huizhou's hand, and looked at Yun Huizhou with horror, "You are murdering me."
Yun Huizhou asked, "Are you still in pain?"
"Of course it hurts, eh? It seems to be much better now." Lian Li moved his neck.
It still hurts a little, but I'm not as afraid to move as before.
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