The wife is crazy!
Chapter 40: Treat others in their own way.
Jiang Tang, Dan Ni and Ling Yu looked at the table full of dishes and fell into deep thought.
Stir-fried lettuce, vinegar-fried cabbage, spicy and sour shredded potato, roasted eggplant, stir-fried beans, tomatoes with sugar, potato and beans stewed with wolfberry, winter melon and cabbage soup.
There are eight dishes, all of them are vegetarian, not even a piece of shredded meat.
Jiang Tang turned around and asked Jiang Youbai in confusion: "We have no money?"
Xiaoyi obediently distributed the rice to everyone, lowered his head and stood behind Jiang Youbai, speaking in a low voice.
"Brother Youbai believes that the reason for his recent bad luck is because he stole the cakes offered to the Buddha. To apologize, he will abstain from meat and eat vegetarian food for a month."
Meat is their life. Ling Yu and Dan Ni looked at their master with hope in their eyes and shouted in their hearts.
Don’t spoil your husband too much!!
Jiang Tang blinked when he received the two people's gazes seeking help, and then looked at Xiaobai who had a serious expression on his face.
It is said that sisters are like siblings and men are like clothes.
However, there are many people with broken hands and feet on the streets. How many people have you seen running naked?
He decisively abandoned Dan Ni and Ling Yu and joined Xiao Bai's vegetarian army.
Lingyu Danni: "Master/Boss, you have changed!"
The two of them could only sit together resignedly, with bitter looks on their faces. The chopsticks in their hands seemed to have minds of their own and didn't want to go to the plate at all.
It feels like they are two sisters in trouble.
"Oh! What a coincidence, are you eating? I just happen to not have—"
Jian Xi, who had just walked in, saw the large table of vegetarian dishes and turned around before she could finish her words.
"Farewell!"
Before she took two steps, her body was in the air. Dan Ni and Ling Yu held her arms on the left and right and pressed her into the chair.
If you want to run away, there is no way!
Jiang Tang expressed deep sarcasm towards these people. They are just vegetarians and Buddhists, but look at how cowardly they are.
It's really embarrassing for women.
I never expected that the slap in the face would come so quickly.
At night, Jiang Tang stood outside the door holding the bedding in a daze, and asked Jiang Youbai who was blocking the door with a look of disbelief.
"Can you say that again?"
"My dear wife, when you are well fed and warm, you will think about sex. Just in case, you should just stay in the next room..."
It’s fine to abstain from meat, but why are you not even allowed to go to bed?
Jiang Tang looked at Jiang Youbai and said that he had no room for negotiation, so he snorted angrily.
"If you don't let me in, there will be plenty of people begging me to come in!"
Jiang Tang turned around and walked away with his bedding in his arms.
Jiang Youbai frowned, bit her lip and quickly chased after her. Could she be a prostitute in a brothel?
As a result, Jiang Tang turned the corner and went into the next room with his bedding in his arms.
Jiang Youbai pursed her lips and smiled secretly.
After three days of eating vegetarian meals, Ling Yu felt unwell.
With a droopy face and a pair of dead fish eyes, he floated behind Jiang Tang like a ghost.
"Oh my gosh, you scared me!"
Jiang Tang turned around and almost bumped into her.
"Master, I want to eat meat!"
She had originally planned that since her master didn't allow her to eat meat, she would sneak out and eat it without anyone noticing.
However, the evil master not only did not eat meat himself, but also did not allow her to eat meat.
Whenever I disappeared from Jiang Tang's sight for a while, she would try to smell me to see if there was any smell of meat.
No! She wants to eat meat!
Jiang Tang put down the Buddhist book he had been reading for a while and sighed silently, feeling a bit disappointed with his friend.
"Ayu, you must be sincere."
Ling Yu's dead fish eyes looked silently towards the desk.
On it, the Buddhist book that Jiang Tang had just read was spread out on the table.
Upon closer inspection, it is not a Buddhist book at all, but a book cover that is clearly the most popular erotic picture!
You're talking to me about sincerity? That's it?
"Cough, cough, cough!"
"Snapped!"
Jiang Tang closed the book, turned around and thought about it. This was not going to work. She hadn't eaten meat for a long time.
Then, she went out to fool Jiang Youbai.
How can three incense sticks be as effective as eating vegetarian food and chanting Buddhist scriptures for a month?
There is a temple outside the town that is very popular. Why don't you go there and burn some incense? Isn't that better than being a vegetarian?
After a few quick moves, Jiang Tang stuffed the still confused Jiang Youbai and Xiaoyi into the carriage.
The driver Li Shan was still there grinning foolishly.
Ling Yu sat beside the shaft of the carriage, acting as a guard.
After all, how could Jiang Tang feel at ease when two men went out without anyone following them?
Are you talking about Li Shan?
With her IQ, she is at best half a human being.
As soon as Jiang Youbai left, Jiang Tang took Dan Ni and Jian Xi into Jin Xi's Chunfeng Pavilion to drink.
In the incense-filled room, the singer played the pipa, and the tune was faint and ethereal, like the indigo-colored distant mountains.
The dancer dances gracefully, turns around and looks back, showing infinite charm, and lifts her legs and bends her waist with extraordinary dancing skills.
Xin'er beside Jiang Tang obediently poured wine for him, while Dan Ni and Jian Xi also had their own little brothers to accompany them.
The beauties beside the other two men would tease them from time to time, but the one beside Jiang Tang didn't dare to overstep the mark at all.
His thigh hurts...
"Have you found a yard yet?"
After drinking a glass of wine, Jiang Tang asked Dan Ni.
"I've found it. It's a courtyard with eight rooms. It's spacious and bright. As you said, there are few residents around, so it's quiet."
She dodged the wine glass that the boy next to her was holding to her lips.
"When Xiaobai comes back, we'll move in. We should redecorate the small building as soon as possible. The eight embroidery pieces I bought are almost moldy."
"Boom!"
Over there, Jian Xi fell to the ground with a heavy belly. It turned out that the young man had been sticking to her.
He sticks to her and she hides.
I accidentally fell off the stool.
"Hahaha"
Jiang Tang laughed mercilessly.
"Sister Jiang!!"
Jian Xi was furious and got up and quickly stood behind Jiang Tang.
Man, she really couldn't handle it.
Jiang Tang waved his hand, and those people, including Xin'er, bowed and left.
Only then did Jian Xi sit back in her seat and take a sip of wine.
Jin Xi walked in with a big belly and wearing gold and jade, still with the temperament of a nouveau riche.
"Sister Jiang!"
Jin Xi glanced at Jian Xi, whom she didn't know, covertly, and stammered, obviously having something to say to Jiang Tang.
But because she didn't know Jian Xi's background, she didn't know whether she should speak up.
"It's okay. We are all sisters. If you have anything to say, just tell me."
Jian Xi smiled brightly at Jin Xi.
Jin Jubilee responded with a false smile.
There was something meaningful in Jiang Tang's half-closed eyes.
"Zi Yan has returned to town these days."
Jin Xi looked at Jiang Tang in a filthy way, with a frown on her lips, and the first thing she said was a female thief and a male prostitute.
"I'm here for you. Recently, people have been asking about you. When did you two get together?"
"You are wrong. I am a man of high moral integrity. You cannot question my character of not being interested in men."
Jin Xi: “…………”
Dan Ni: “…………”
Jian Xi: “…………”
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Jiang Mansion Hall
As expected of the richest man in town, the decoration of his home is quite presentable and standard, with nothing to fault with.
The head of the family, Jiang Ting, was leaning back in a chair, shirtless, with circles of white gauze wrapped around his chest, covered with a cotton robe.
There was a floor heating in the room, so I didn't feel cold.
Aunt Liu was waiting on the side with her head lowered, her expression invisible.
"What do the people of North Street say?"
There was no way Jiang Ting could swallow this, so she sent Aunt Liu to North Street to hire someone.
He wanted to give Jiang Tang a taste of his own medicine and give him a good beating.
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