The wife is crazy!

When Jiang Tang returned home under the moonlight, he could scrape off the dirt on his body to grow vegetables. Although it was a bit exaggerated, it was really dirty.

Doesn’t it say in the storybooks that someone is admiring the moon on the roof, and when a beautiful woman passes by, a fairy with light skills floats down in front of her.

Can it still look like a fairy? It's so dusty that if you don't know, you might think someone's bricklayer forgot to put it there.

"You look like a bricklayer..."

Jiang Youbai was a small creature, standing blankly at the door with a look of slight disgust in her eyes.

Hey! Is this telepathy?

Bullshit! This guy obviously despises me for being so dirty.

Jiang You's white hair fell softly behind her, still damp, obviously having just showered.

She was wearing a pure white underdress, but her figure was too small, so the underdress seemed a bit empty.

Jiang Tang walked up to Jiang Youbai with a swagger, and in front of the other party's disbelieving eyes, he shook his body around, and suddenly, thick dust covered the sky.

Jiang You's white hair was now gray, and her face was dirty, not to mention her pure white underwear.

"Jiang Tang!!"

Jiang Youbai was short, so she had to stand on tiptoe when she was angry. She pointed at Jiang Tang and then at herself with her little hand, and was obviously so angry that she was speechless.

"Hey, don't be angry, my wife will take you to take a bath~ Hehe~"

Jiang Tang directly carried Jiang Youbai up. After all, his leg was injured, so he had to stay away from walking if possible.

Oh, I am such a considerate wife~

The two people entered the bathroom. There was a big wooden tub, which was custom-made by Jiang Tang. It was quite large and could easily accommodate two or three people.

Xiaobai was stripped naked and stuffed into the bucket, and Jiang Tang followed closely with a sly smile on his face.

An hour later.

Xiaobai was carried out exhausted, and his injured leg didn't get wet at all.

The ground was covered with splashing water...

Don’t ask Jiang Tang how she washes, she will only tell you the secret technique of the boudoir, so don’t ask too much!

Jiang Tang put Xiaobai on the bed and got into bed. When Xiaobai was about to fall asleep, he suddenly felt a light flashing in his eyes.

He frowned and opened his eyes sleepily.

A pink pearl of excellent quality, emitting a faint pink glow.

It's like a dream and very beautiful.

"What is this? A night-shining pearl?"

Jiang Tang waved the mermaid pearl in front of Jiang Youbai, and Xiaobai's eyes followed the pearl.

Cute and adorable——

"It shouldn't be. Don't worry about what it is. Do you like it?"

Jiang Youbai pursed her lips and secretly looked at Jiang Tang's face. Could there be some conspiracy?

shook his head.

"do not like."

"........."

Jiang Tang blinked. This shouldn’t be the case. With her many years of experience in dating men, it made no sense that the young man wouldn’t like this bead!

"You really don't like it?"

Jiang Youbai couldn't help but take a few more glances, and Jiang Tang caught the flaw in these few glances.

"You don't even want it for free?"

Give it to me for free...

Jiang Youbai opened her little deer eyes, which were full of stars, and raised the corners of her mouth, and she couldn't wait to speak.

"I want it!"

If you don’t want it for free, you’re a fool!

"Haha~"

Jiang Tang chuckled, her little guy was a little too cute.

But she stopped teasing him and took out the purse that Xiaobai had given her during the New Year. The purse was in blue and white and was embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water.

There were two pink mermaid beads inside. Jiang Tang threw the beads in his hand in and tied the purse.

The whole purse exudes a faint pink glow, making the mandarin ducks look more lively.

Jiang Youbai put the purse under the pillow and buried herself in Jiang Tang's arms. When she fell asleep, there was a smile on her lips.

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The next day, a drizzle began to fall from the sky. The drizzle was silent and gentle, nourishing the earth.

There is an albizzia tree outside the window, and two little birds are chirping on its branches early in the morning.

You kiss me and I kiss you, you look like a really loving couple.

"Snapped!"

The window was suddenly pushed open, and Jiang Tang, who was in a bad mood, stared at the two birds showing their affection.

At noon that day, a meat dish appeared on the table, and Jiang Tang named it "Flying Together".

Jiang Tang chewed the bird's bones into pieces. It can't fly anymore, so just come into my stomach and reunite with me.

He looked around and saw that Ling Yu, who loved meat as much as his life, was always the first to sit at the table.

Where is that person now?

At this time, Ling Yu limped in, and felt quite ashamed when he saw his master.

Jiang Tang squinted and looked at her legs strangely.

"Have you climbed the widow's wall?"

"........."

"I climbed your wall!"

Jiang Youbai put the white rice next to Jiang Tang. This was already the second bowl. It seems that bird meat goes well with rice, right?

"She sprained her ankle the last time she fell off the ladder."

Jiang Tang looked at Ling Yu with disdain.

"Is your Qinggong no longer effective? Master!"

"Is the ladder too small to hold you? Master!"

"Why aren't you smiling, Master?"

"Are you naturally not fond of laughing? Master!"

These words made Ling Yu so embarrassed that she wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into. She might be the only martial arts master who sprained her ankle while going down the ladder.

"Snapped!"

Xiaobai patted Jiang Tang, who was acting naughty, in a reproachful manner.

"Is flying together not good enough?"

Shut up now--

Jiang Tang picked up a large chopstick and stuffed it into his mouth.

"It smells good! How can it not smell good? It smells really good!"

His mouth was stuffed full, and he didn't forget to turn around and tease Ling Yu.

"Eat more bird legs, like to nourish the body~ Expert~"

Ling Yu: “…………”

"Oh, it's better to arrive at the right time than to arrive early!"

Jian Xi was wearing a blue dress, with two braids in her high ponytail casually draped behind her.

She wore a koi-shaped jade pendant around her waist. The texture was ordinary, but the workmanship was exquisite.

How come every time Jian Xi comes, she can always catch up with the meal? Could it be that she has a dog nose...

Jiang Tang thought secretly in his heart, but his face was full of enthusiasm, and he quickly invited everyone to take a seat.

Xiaobai wanted to get up and serve Jian Xi some food, but was stopped by Jiang Tang.

"We are not strangers, so you don't need to worry about it. Just eat your food and grow taller. If you really can't help it, try to gain more strength. You are too impatient..."

"Wife Master!!"

Xiaobai's face turned red and he quickly lowered his head, not daring to say a word.