The wife is crazy!

Jian Xi disappeared again——

Jiang Tang was lying on a recliner calmly that day, swaying in the sun, with her long ponytail hanging slightly to the ground.

"Why is Jian Xi missing again?"

Ling Yu was setting up a fire nearby, roasting a bird on a stick, another dish of flying birds together - wishing to be a pair of intertwined branches on the ground.

The sizzling oil is coming out of the grill——

"Busy!"

Busy clarifying, busy confinement, busy~

Please don't tire out my Third Princess!

"Oh~"

He turned the bird over and continued roasting it. It smelled so good that Ling Yu stared at the meat in his hand without even taking his eyes off it.

Jiang Tang smelled the scent and felt a little moved.

Rolling his eyes.

"Ling Yu, it would be great if you could get some wine to go with it."

When Ling Yu heard about the wine, his eyes brightened up. He stuck the stick into the ground and secretly glanced at his master.

Silently, he moved the stick a little further away.

When Ling Yu disappeared, Jiang Tang sneered and sat up from the chair. "No matter how far away you put me, can't I get up?"

Pull the stick out of the ground.

Fuck! It's pretty deep.

........................

When Ling Yu came back with the jar of wine, he was dumbfounded!

The meat is gone, and even the stick is gone—

Ling Yu looked at Jiang Tang, who was relaxing on the recliner, with an accusing look. Jiang Tang could feel Ling Yu's gaze without even opening his eyes.

“I didn’t eat it!”

That look of righteousness and complete lack of guilt almost made Ling Yu believe it.

but.

"Master, you haven't wiped the oil off your lips yet!!!"

Jiang Tang: “…………”

"Hahaha!"

When Jiang Tang opened her eyes, she saw Jiang Youbai standing beside her with an expression of watching her show. Jiang Tang stood up and smeared all the oil on Xiaobai's mouth.

Jiang Youbai: “…………”

"Why don't you smile? Are you naturally not fond of smiling?"

The mean Jiang Tang said in Jiang Youbai's ear with a sly smile.

"oops!!"

Jiang Youbai picked up the big stick next to him and chased Jiang Tang to beat him. Jiang Tang begged for mercy and dodged, teasing Xiaobai from time to time.

Ling Yu sat aside, drinking wine dryly and cheering up his master from time to time.

The sun shone on the three people, the atmosphere was warm and beautiful, and the smile on Jiang Tang's lips became more and more sincere.

The yard is filled with peaceful times.

———The world is beautiful, it’s just that you are making noise and she is laughing.

Zi Yan, who had been watching for a long time, turned around and left silently. The breeze gently blew up his clothes, and his hair, which was tied up with a purple hairpin, also fluttered in the wind.

The purple back reveals a hint of sadness.

What should I do if I fall in love with the beauty that belongs to someone else?

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夜晚

system interface

There was not a single order on the familiar big screen.

The order refresh rate is too unstable. Sometimes there are more than ten orders a day, and sometimes there are no orders for three or four days.

"The system contacts the dealer in the ancient martial arts interface."

[Received, please wait.]

"Ding--"

"Sister Jiang?"

A sound came from the ancient martial arts interface, and the "hmm and ah" on the other side was obviously doing something.

Jiang Tang: "………what are you connecting to?"

"Hey, I just let her go."

After a while, the other side finally became quiet.

"Sister Jiang, what do you want from me?"

"Is there any technique suitable for men to practice?"

"Yes, the Tianyang Jue, Diamond Sutra, and Raptor Fist. I guarantee that after you finish practicing them, you will be eight feet tall, with a broad back and strong waist, and your whole body will be covered with big muscles! You will look very domineering!"

The more Jiang Tang listened, the darker his face became, and the image of Xiaobai gradually becoming like this emerged in his mind.

Stop!

I can't think about it anymore, I want to vomit...

“Is there anything softer?”

"Well... then there is only Qian Qian Qing, which is applicable to both men and women. It is a soft martial art. Its weapon is a specific kind of silk, as thin as a hair, which can kill people without being seen."

"If you practice this, your body will become extremely flexible. Some men don't want to do this, saying that it makes them look too feminine."

Jiang Tang didn't care much about it at first, but the word "soft" really touched her heart. There were some postures she wanted to try, but Xiaobai couldn't do it.

With this technique, it is possible...

[That's it, what do you want to change?]

The trader on the opposite side chuckled, and his businessman's ability was clearly revealed. The spirit coins drawn in the transfer station were all good things.

Of course you won't be polite.

"Does Sister Huo Honglian have it?"

"No……"

"Does Ye Tan have it?"

"……No"

"So what do you have, sister?"

"The only thing you can use is the Soul Gathering Pill."

Jiang Tang rummaged through his belongings and found very little. After looking around, he realized that the only things he could use were the Soul Gathering Pill and the Thousand-Year-Old Ghost Ice Grass.

The Youbing Grass was left by someone to enrich himself, so don't tell him for now.

"You have the Soul Gathering Pill!!! Is this true?!"

Jiang Tang was stunned by the question.

"What is this Dan for?"

"Oh my sister! This is an incredible treasure! We martial artists are most likely to go astray. The mildest case is that our skills will decline, and the worst case is that we will die!"

"This pill is used to cure obsession! Ah!! I've been looking for it for a long time, and I can't find it in other interfaces!!"

Jiang Tang: “…………”

Jiang Tang frowned secretly. Why is it that when we are both practicing martial arts, he can use it but I can't?

She didn't ask.

Because the ancient martial arts world uses spiritual energy to enter the mortal body to achieve the purpose of tempering the body, which is different from the rules of nature in Jiang Tang's world.

[Content of the agreement: Based on the principle of fairness and voluntariness, the transfer station trader is willing to exchange a Soul Gathering Pill for the Thousand Love Skills. Neither party can cancel the order. Please be cautious in the transaction. The transaction time is half an incense stick.]

[Transaction successful.]

A thin booklet appeared in Jiang Tang's hand, with a small spirit coin lying next to it.

She was angry when she talked about the spirit coins. Wasn't the last ten consecutive draws a reward? Then why did they deduct my money? !

This bad pen system——

Jiang Tang asked again.

"By the way, someone reported that your inner elixir isn't very good. Why does your blood vessels swell up after you take it, as if it's going to explode?"

The voice from the other side was full of doubt.

"That shouldn't be the case! How many did that person eat?"

"Three..."

"boom!"

I could clearly hear the other person knocking something over in panic.

"Three!! It's a miracle that the man didn't explode. What idiot did that?"

"beep----"

The other side suddenly cut off the connection, and the traders in the ancient martial arts world were confused. What happened to Sister Jiang?

[Host, you can now perform ten consecutive draws. Do you want to proceed?]

Jiang Tang looked at his entire assets, a total of 20 spirit coins.

Ten consecutive draws, they are not going to deduct twenty spirit coins from me, right?

And double it?

[Yes, the spirit coins deducted for each draw will be doubled.]

“No…”

system:"…………"

Jiang Tang always felt that the system was particularly obsessed with spirit coins, so he planned to sit tight.

It was just as Jiang Tang expected.

For half a month.

Every time the system tempted Jiang Tang to spend spirit coins to participate in the lottery, Jiang Tang would just give it two words every time.

"Don't smoke."

Jiang Tang was still shameless. He sat cross-legged in front of the big screen and counted the spirit coins one by one, which he had already counted many times.

"One, two, three..."

In half a month, there were only 87 pieces.

The sound of snowflakes crackling suddenly appeared on the bright big screen.

I don’t know if it’s because of the bad signal or because I was angry.

————Until one day, a contract appeared in Jiang Tang’s arms.

[Agreement content: Adhering to the principles of fairness, openness, justice and voluntariness.

The transfer station trader is willing to pay 500,000 spirit coins.

exchange

The system soul conversion function is used once, 'transform the interface of XX soul and reborn into a body in another time and space.'

Note: 500,000 Spirit Coins are allowed to be paid in installments by transit station traders.

Neither party can return the order in this transaction, please be cautious in the transaction. ]