After I got into the drama, I led the plot astray

Er Gouzi didn't know that Zhao Shengping was the eldest daughter of the general's mansion, and he didn't know that her father was the famous and powerful general Zhao Zhenyuan. He just thought she was a servant of a wealthy family.

I said to Yiping, "Tell him if I have any money."

Yiping took out a small cloth bag from his lapel, opened it and saw only a dozen copper coins.

Yiping handed the copper coins to me and said, "Brother, I just spent six copper coins on the carriage, and now I only have this much left."

When Ergouzi saw this, he held his belly and laughed out loud, even laughing until tears came out.

He wiped his eyes and said, "Your dozen copper coins are only enough to buy three bowls of noodles. If the boss is in a good mood, he will give you some minced meat."

Water noodles are made by boiling the noodles in clean water, putting them in a bowl, adding a spoonful of lard, and then sprinkling a few chopped green onions and mixing well.

I rubbed my stomach and said, "Didn't I give you two purses? We agreed to go out for dinner, but you didn't bring any money?"

Yiping thought I was blaming her, her eyes turned red, and she said aggrievedly: "I was afraid that you would have a hard time in the capital without money after I returned to Nancheng, so I hid everything for you."

I couldn't stand other people crying, so I quickly said, "Okay, okay, let's go eat the noodles."

Seeing that I stopped blaming her, Yiping nodded happily.

Er Gouzi looked at the copper coins in Yiping's hand and said, "It's time for me to go home for dinner. There will be a performance tomorrow, do you want to come and watch?"

I grabbed Er Gouzi's shoulder and said, "Why are you going back? You won't have anything to eat if you go home. Why don't you come and have some noodles with us? After you finish eating, I'll pack two meat buns for your grandpa. I haven't seen your grandpa for a long time. Let's go see him together."

Er Gouzi's eyes lit up when he heard this. He couldn't help swallowing a few mouthfuls of saliva and said, "Are you really going to treat me to noodles? Are you really going to buy meat buns for my grandfather?"

"Really, really, it's all true." I said with a smile.

Ergou jumped up when he heard this and shouted happily, "Great! My grandpa is craving for meat buns. Last time I picked up half of one and brought it back to him, but he couldn't bear to eat it and kept holding it in his hand. At night, he kept stuffing it into my mouth before going to bed."

I felt inexplicably sad after hearing this. Children from poor families couldn't even afford meat buns, while rich people had to pay hundreds of taels of silver for a meal at Wangyue Tower. How unfair!

I waved my hand and said, "Let's go eat noodles."

Ergouzi was very happy and kept telling Yiping how delicious the noodles were, which made Yiping swallow her saliva continuously.

We didn't have much money left, so we decided to walk.

After walking a few steps, I saw a group of people coming out of the martial arts school.

I looked carefully and saw that the person surrounded by a large group of people was Crown Prince Zheng Yan!

At this time, Zheng Yan was the same age as Zhao Jinping, both were sixteen years old, but he was taller and more upright than Zhao Jinping, at least about 180cm tall. He had a cold face and a strong aura, and although he was wearing the uniform of the martial arts school, he was easily noticed among a group of people.

Er Gouzi walked a few steps and found that I was not following him. He turned around and saw that I was standing there staring at a group of students who had just walked out of the martial arts school. He thought I was envious of these students, so he came back to me and said, "Aman, you are strong, so you can try to take the entrance exam for the martial arts school. If you pass, the emperor will give out scholarships to students with excellent grades every year, which is much better than going to work."

What Ergouzi said touched my heart.

I am a useless person in the General's Mansion. Instead of being treated like a pig all day long, I might as well go to the Martial Arts School to learn something, which will make it easier to find a job in the future.

So I asked, “What are the requirements for applying?”

Seeing that I was persuaded, Er Gouzi pointed to the gate of the martial arts school happily and said, "There is a place in front that accepts applications. As long as you pass their interview, you will be qualified to apply and you can come to take the exam tomorrow."

When I heard this, I said approvingly, "You really have a lot of knowledge. Let's go and take a look."

Er Gouzi said embarrassedly: "I come here every year, and I understand it naturally after watching it many times."

The three of us walked slowly to the front door and saw Zheng Yan and the group of students still standing by the gate.

On the right side of the martial arts school's gate, there was indeed a man with a mustache, about thirty years old, sitting there registering the candidates.

Maybe it was lunch time so not many people signed up for the exam.

The examiner took one look at the three of us and asked, "Which of you three is applying for the exam?"

I pointed to my nose and said, "Me."

The examiner was stunned.

The examiner was just in a daze when some people in Zheng Yan's group started laughing uncontrollably at an inappropriate time.

Someone even said loudly: "She is so fat, can she get on a horse? Even if she can, the horse will be crushed by her, right?"

Everyone burst into laughter again after hearing this.

Another person continued, "That's right. You're as fat as a pig, but you still want to take the entrance exam for the martial arts school. Aren't you just trying to slap us in the face?"

When I heard this, I slapped my hand on the desk, and all the paper, pen, and ink on the desk bounced up, and then fell back onto the desk with a "pop". Fortunately, the examiner dodged quickly, otherwise the ink would have splashed all over him.

I walked to the stone pillar without saying a word, picked up the stone pillar that weighed only several hundred pounds, walked to the man who called me a fat pig, put it down with great force, and the ground shook. I said, "If you can carry it back, I will kneel down and call you grandpa."

The man turned pale, took a step back, and looked at me in horror.

Zheng Yan looked at me, his face seemed a little gloomy.

But I'm not afraid of him.

In the TV show, Zheng Yan is not a bloodthirsty person, but rather kind and weak. Besides, if I die, maybe I can go back.

I have always wanted to go back, but it is really too difficult for me to walk around every day with all this fat on my back.

I looked up at Zheng Yan and said, "Why, do you want to give it a try?"

Someone next to Zheng Yan immediately jumped out and pointed at me and shouted, "How dare you!"

I rolled my eyes at the man, said nothing, and turned away.

I'm starving and I don't have the ability to move back but they don't dare to kill me. I don't want to bother with these useless guys.

This eye roll from me may have irritated Zheng Yan. He put his hand on my shoulder and said, "Wait a minute!"

I grabbed his hand reflexively, pulled it hard and threw it to the ground...

Very standard Taekwondo throwing moves.

I have practiced Taekwondo for more than ten years, and every time I was thrown half to death by my coach. I never thought that there would be a day when I would throw someone down.

I stared blankly at Zheng Yan, who was lying on the ground groaning, and I knew that I was dead this time.

I actually hit the prince!

It's really a bold move...

Zheng Yan was lying on the ground, one hand on his waist which was hurt from the fall, and the other pointing at me, looking up and gritting his teeth, saying: "You, you, you..."

Before he could finish, I grabbed Yiping and Ergouzi and ran away.

I couldn't run fast with this fat body, but I didn't expect that the examiner with the admission sign couldn't catch up with me!

It turns out that human potential is unlimited when it comes to staying alive.

Zheng Yan’s men didn’t come after me, and we escaped successfully!