After I got into the drama, I led the plot astray

Yi Ping's eyes widened as he said, "I don't know how to cook anything you said, and I've never eaten beef before."

I looked at my two broken arms, sighed, and said, "I can do it, but I can't do it now."

Yi Ping said, “What should we do then?”

At this time, Ankang came in with a bowl of noodles. Seeing Yiping and I staring at each other, he couldn't help but laugh and said, "You two are really interesting. If it weren't for your different body shapes, I would have thought you two were twins."

I said angrily, "If a person weighing 200 kilograms can become twins with a person weighing less than 50 kilograms, that would be a world wonder."

Ankang put the bowl of noodles on the chair next to me and said with a smile: "If the young master could be thinner and the young lady could be fatter, they would look so similar, who would not believe that they were twins?"

Yiping is pale and thin due to long-term malnutrition, but thanks to Zhao Zhenyuan's strong genes, she has long arms and legs and does not look short. She is estimated to be about 160cm tall. Maybe it is really like Ankang said, if I lose weight and Yiping gets a little fatter, we can become a pair of beautiful sisters.

I said, "Ankang, you are really good at talking. I will reward you with a big chicken drumstick tonight."

Ankang laughed foolishly.

Yi Ping held the beef in his hands and said unhappily, "I'm so tired. Are you two done talking?"

When Ankang saw the beef in Yiping's hand, his eyes lit up and he said, "This is good meat."

Seeing Ankang’s happy face, I knew he must have eaten beef before!

I said, "Yiping, give the beef to Ankang. He should know how to cook it."

Ankang quickly stretched out his hand to take it, saying, "I had the honor of eating it once, and I still remember the taste. I never thought I could see such a big piece of beef nowadays. It's rare, rare."

I thought about it and said, "There are so many people tonight, why don't we have a Barbie Q night."

"Barbie Q?" Yiping and Ankang looked at me in confusion.

"Ahem, barbecue, barbecue party." I said quickly.

Yiping and Ankang looked at each other, and then looked at me in confusion.

Alas, these ancient people were so stupid that they still couldn’t understand even when I spoke so clearly.

I had no choice but to say, "Listen carefully, I will tell you what ingredients to prepare and how to make them."

Ankang and Yiping pricked up their ears and looked at me seriously.

After talking about how to marinate the meat and just when I mentioned preparing bamboo skewers and a charcoal stove, Ankang immediately said, "Isn't this barbecue?"

I looked at Ankang, and he said a little embarrassedly: "I once followed you to the border of Xihe State. The people there liked to sit on the ground, eat barbecue and drink strong liquor. They were rough and generous, which left a deep impression on me."

I didn't expect that Ankang was Gongsun Wen's confidant. He even brought him with him when he visited a place like Xihe State. I underestimated him.

Zheng Xian and Gongsun Wen are really interesting. They both put their most capable people around me. Do they want to protect me or monitor me?

I couldn't help but sneer in my heart!

I said calmly, "Since you have eaten barbecue before, it will be much easier. Go to the big kitchen and see if there are any ingredients suitable for barbecue. Bring them over and prepare them. We will eat big pieces of meat and drink big bowls of wine tonight."

Ankang said happily: "Yes, I will go right away."

After Ankang finished speaking, he ran out quickly with the beef in his hands.

Yi Ping looked at his hands and said, "My hands are so dirty. I'll go wash them first."

After saying that, he turned and ran away.

I cried out "Hey!", but Yiping didn't hear me at all and disappeared immediately.

I looked at the noodles on the table, sighed, and said, "These noodles are almost falling apart, can someone take care of me?"

At this time, a light voice came from the roof: "We're having barbecue tonight. What's so good about this noodle soup?"

I slowly uttered one word: "Get lost!"

Wei Chang chuckled and said, "I can't roll, but I can fly."

I turned my head to look outside the door. The leaves of the trees in the yard were almost all gone, leaving only bare trunks, which looked a bit desolate.

I said, "Come down and have a barbecue tonight. How many decades are there in a person's life? You open your eyes and close them again and again, and day after day you can only be accompanied by loneliness and darkness. Isn't it sad?"

Wei Chang said without hesitation: "I'm not sad! Don't keep testing me. My life no longer belongs to me. How can I be sad?"

I turned my head and looked at the roof.

The roof was pitch black and it was impossible to see where Wei Chang was hiding.

I said, "It would be a shame for you to spend your whole life hiding in the dark with your skills. Do you want my help?"

Wei Chang said lightly: "No need."

After that, no more sound was heard.

Perhaps in his eyes, I can barely protect myself, so how can I be qualified to care about others?

I smiled softly, yes, I am so nosy!

Yiping still had a conscience. After washing his hands, he ran in again, skipping and jumping.

She picked up the bowl of noodles, blew on it, and then stuffed a ball of noodles into my mouth.

After feeding for a while, Yiping suddenly said, "I was half asleep last night when I suddenly heard a tinkling sound."

"Ding ding dang dang?" I was stunned. Could it be that she heard what Wei Chang and I were talking about?

Yiping said, "Yes, but it rang for a while and then disappeared. I thought I was dreaming."

"What kind of jingling sound?" I asked quickly.

Yi Ping tilted his head and thought for a while, then picked up his chopsticks and tapped the edge of the bowl a few times, and said, "Just like this."

My eyes widened suddenly, and I forgot to chew the large lump of noodles in my mouth.

This is not the sound of talking, it should be the sound of weapons colliding!

Did someone try to assassinate me last night?

There is no reason. Apart from offending Gui Lanting, I have no other enemies. Logically speaking, Gui Lanting, who is a dead grass, would not spend a lot of money to hire someone to kill me.

Besides, there are so many experts in the Taifu Mansion that it is not easy to break in, let alone break into the Ju Garden.

Who could it be?

I glanced at the roof beams. No wonder I passed out while talking last night. It must have been Wei Chang who knocked me out.

Seeing that I was dumbfounded and silent, Yiping pushed me and said, "Why did you sleep in the side hall last night? Did you sleepwalk?"

I rolled my eyes at Yiping and said, "You're the one sleepwalking! I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night so I got up to walk around. I got tired so I wanted to sit on the recliner for a while, but I fell asleep."

As I was talking, Ankang came in, bowed respectfully to me, and said, "Master, the meat and non-vegetarian dishes are all ready, and the top-quality silver charcoal is also ready. Now we just need to wait for the old lady and the eldest master to arrive, and then we can start grilling the meat."

I couldn't help but give Ankang a thumbs up and praised him sincerely: "Ankang, you are so efficient!"

Ankang's face turned red when I praised him, and he lowered his head and said nothing.