Have fun with Resident Evil

Li San was awakened by a burst of noisy noise. He sat up, covering his dizzy head. His body reeked of alcohol. This feeling was a bit familiar, like a hangover.

The reason why he was called Li San was because he was the third child in the family and his parents were too lazy to come up with a name, so they just casually called him Li San.

Li San half-opened his eyes and looked around. It was not the small rental house he was familiar with. He suddenly woke up and realized that he had traveled through time.

Because of the memory in my mind, the last scene was that he was stabbed to death just because he was a keyboard warrior on the Internet.

That Wednesday, I had just finished the DLC for the King Ada line in "Resident Evil 4 Remake". Because Capcom didn't explain the relationship between Ada and Leon until Resident Evil 8, I was moved and made a few complaints on the forum.

I didn't expect that I would get into a fight with someone. As a player in the Zaun area of ​​League of Legends whose parents are still alive, Li San, known as the Pianist of the Canyon, almost never won laning battles in the Canyon, but almost never lost laning battles outside the Canyon.

When faced with a random little Karami in a forum, he was easily defeated and excitedly started saying words that were full of motherly connotations in his rented apartment of less than ten square meters.

Who would have thought that the person whose defense he had breached online lived next door to the poorly soundproofed room. He knocked on Li San's door with a knife and stabbed him. This could be considered a case of finding his way through the Internet cable.

Now, Li San’s first task is to figure out where he has traveled to.

In order to wake himself up, Li San prepared to go to the bathroom to wash his face.

There was vomit on the bathroom floor that had not been flushed away, and it smelled terrible.

Li San didn't care about anything else. He turned on the faucet and rinsed himself. He found that the face in the mirror was quite handsome.

At this moment, many memories flooded into my mind.

The original owner of this body is also called Li San. He is currently studying in the United States and is a sophomore at Raccoon City University.

I am currently living with my aunt who married into the United States.

It seems that one needs to see related things to recall some memories of the original owner.

Suddenly Li San noticed "Raccoon City". Could it be that he had traveled to the world of Resident Evil?

In order to verify his guess, Li San went to the source of the noise.

I walked out of the room and went down the stairs, some memories came back to me. It turned out that this was a bar and the first floor was a place for drinking. No wonder it was so noisy.

When they got to the first floor, a beautiful waitress with a blond hair and a high ponytail came forward to support Li San, who was unsteady on his feet, and said, "I told you not to drink so much! You've been sleeping all day."

Looking at the waiter who was supporting him, Li San recognized her instantly. Is this his girlfriend?

The original owner’s memory surfaced in Li San’s mind, and he couldn’t help but curse him as a scumbag in his heart.

It turned out that this person was named Cindy, a senior of Li San, two years older than him. She was targeted by Li San because she worked in the bar of Li San's uncle's house as a part-time job.

Later, when Li Sanming failed to pursue her, he simply drugged her.

Seeing that they had already had a relationship and that the other party was the nephew of her boss, Cindy reluctantly agreed to date Li San.

Last night, to celebrate Cindy's graduation, Li San drank too much and slept in the staff lounge.

Unexpectedly, when Cindy came to wake Li San up in the morning, Li San was still drunk and pulled Cindy to indulge in sex again.

The memory ended here, and there was no memory of the process of indulging in sexual activities. Li San wanted to curse in his heart.

It seems that for Li San to be reborn in this body, the original owner must have died of a stroke.

But seeing as Cindy looked unaware, Li San must have died suddenly after she left.

"The government is so incompetent. There are more and more people suffering from cannibalism. If they can't be cured, don't they know to quarantine them? Don't let the disease spread to us!" At this time, a black man with a fat face was drinking and complaining about the TV news.

"Who says it's not true? Officials nowadays are becoming more and more corrupt, and capable people are not given important positions at all." A young man with a side-parted hair and a depressed look on his face at the next table echoed.

Seeing that they shared the same opinion, the two of them clinked their glasses in tacit understanding.

Seeing the so-called "cannibalism disease" reported in the news, Li San was shocked. Has the biochemical crisis broken out?

But seeing the bar full of drinkers, I felt relieved. It should not have completely broken out yet. It was still not too late to stay away from this place of trouble.

Thinking of this, he didn't care about his "girlfriend" beside him and walked out the door. It wasn't that he wanted to run away right away, but he wanted to see what was going on outside.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, a man rushed in from outside the door and pounced on Li San.

Thinking that he was a drunkard, Li San wanted to push him away and leave, but the man grabbed Li San's hand and bit it, leaving a gap at the base of his thumb.

Seeing this man's face covered in blood and slightly ulcerated skin, Li San thought, it's over, he was bitten by a zombie just after crossing through!

"Host body data synchronization successful."

"Since this is the first time the host has bound to the Fun People system, he will receive a novice gift pack."

"The host's body has been detected to be infected with the T virus. Please take action as soon as possible, otherwise you will die in three hours."

At this moment, Li San was delighted. It seemed that the golden finger had arrived and he wouldn't have to die.

He pushed the zombie out of the door with all his strength, locked it, and shouted, "That guy just now has cannibalism, don't let him in, call the police!"

After saying that, he ran upstairs and began calling his system in his mind.

A blue light screen appeared in front of Li San's eyes, and the corresponding usage instructions appeared in his mind, which felt similar to the game panel.

Click on the backpack-shaped cursor, look at the only novice gift pack inside, and click to open it.

"It all depends on you!" At this moment, Li San prayed to all the gods and Buddhas he could think of in his heart, and the position of the novice gift pack turned into an injection.

"I hope it's the T virus antibody!" Li San prayed again and reached out to take out the injection from the backpack interface.

Although it is not T virus antibody, it can save Li San's life.

"Perfect Grade T-Virus Enhancer", this thing is much better than antibodies. It can not only make you immune to T-virus infection, but also enhance your physical fitness.

"Li, how are you injured?" At this time, Cindy ran up with a bandage and alcohol. It seemed that she could not see the blue light curtain in front of Li San. She walked up to bandage Li San and asked, "Will you be infected with cannibalism?"

Li San was no longer panicking. He shook the injection in his hand and lied, "This is the latest cannibalism antibody developed by our university. I'll be fine after the injection."

As he took the bandage and alcohol, he pushed Cindy's door open and thought to himself, I want to study this system in peace, don't disturb me.

As the injection progressed, veins popped up all over Li San's body, and his muscles cramped, causing him to curl up into a ball. The severe pain caused him to lose consciousness instantly.

But in less than a minute, Li San woke up and felt relaxed all over. Even the wound on his hand had healed, but his body still smelled of sweat.

I took a quick shower and studied the system. It really looks like a game interface, except it's too simple.

A backpack, now empty;

A weapons store, full of all kinds of weapons including ammunition;

The balance in the mall is unexpectedly over 100, and the currency is called Happy Beans?

In addition, there is a Lv1 level and 0% experience bar and task system. You can gain experience by spending happy beans in the mall.

Currently, the task system only has one task, and it can be completed repeatedly.

The only requirement for the task is to have fun, and the reward is happy beans, but the specific amount is not displayed.

Does calling Cindy up to have sex now count as having fun?

Li San was very conflicted, wondering if this was a bit inappropriate and a bit beastly, but she was his girlfriend, so having sex with her was no big deal.

At this moment, it was as if there were two little people quarreling in Li San's mind, one was saying to call Cindy up to have sex, and the other was saying yes, yes.

Just do it. Anyway, I didn't remember seeing how the original owner indulged in lust before, so I'll try it myself. At worst, I can just be nicer to Cindy in the future. After all, she is "my" girlfriend.

When Cindy appeared in the room again and showed great resistance to Li San's request, Li San opened his mouth again, "That antibody may contain aphrodisiac ingredients. I feel very uncomfortable down there now!"

Li San's reason was very reasonable. Cindy found it difficult to resist with her strengthened body, so she reluctantly agreed to Li San's request.

"The host cheated on me, and I will give you 500 happy beans as a reward."

Hearing the prompt from the system, Li San was a little confused. What does it mean to cheat on yourself? And is this kind of fun?

But who cares! As long as there is a reward, it's fine.

Just as Li San was about to continue, there was a loud noise from downstairs, followed by a gunshot.

Could it be that zombies broke in?

Although it is unpleasant to have your spell interrupted, your life is more important.

He immediately pulled up his pants and prepared to go downstairs, and called Cindy to get ready to run away.