Have fun with Resident Evil

Next, they talked about the OWL exam, which is an ordinary wizard level exam that fifth-year wizards must take, just like Li San’s college entrance examination in his previous life.

The results of each subject in this exam determine whether the young wizards can study advanced courses in the corresponding courses in the sixth and seventh grades, which is equivalent to professional courses in university.

The advanced courses in the sixth and seventh grades are related to the NEWT test results, which is the ultimate wizard level test, similar to the graduation defense of college and the professional certification of certain majors. The results of this test are directly related to the wizard's job after graduation.

If the OWL exam results are not ideal, then you may not even have the opportunity to participate in further studies, because some professors do not accept wizard apprentices with average grades to participate in further studies, let alone take the NEWT assessment.

Lily told them about her exam experience as if she had experienced it before. As for what Snape said in class, Harry and the others had no intention of paying attention.

Li San doesn't care about exams or anything like that; he only cares about whether he can have fun at school.

With Lily's arrival, the unhappiness that Hermione and others felt about Umbridge was diluted, but what was coming would eventually come, and time soon came to Thursday. The first and second classes were Defense Against the Dark Arts.

As soon as Li San entered the classroom and sat down, he saw a pink Peppa Pig with a toad head sitting behind the podium. She was uglier than Voldemort. Umbridge's appearance dealt a heavy blow to Li San's young mind.

Seeing Li San's expression, Hermione said to him with a gloomy face: "This is why you asked me why I was so depressed that day!"

Li San also remembered at this time that in the original plot, when he was in the fifth grade, the school did transfer a rather disgusting professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts from the Ministry of Magic.

However, after recalling Umbridge in the movie and looking at the person behind the podium, I thought that the movie was still too conservative. Compared with the person in front of me, the actress in the movie was simply an old lady with some charm.

Li San and Hermione's little actions still caught Umbridge's attention: "Students, even if the class hasn't started yet, don't whisper to each other after entering the classroom. This is a place for learning. If you don't follow the rules, it will be very difficult for me to deal with it!"

Li San, who felt extremely uncomfortable when he saw Umbridge, was about to have an attack.

Hermione was afraid that Li San's impulsiveness would cause the school to lose points again, so she wanted to hold him back, but Li San was serious, how could Hermione hold him back? In a moment of distraction, Li San rushed to the desk.

"Difficult? Then don't even bother trying!" Li San said as he overturned the desk, and the huge force brought Umbridge to the ground.

Li San's action made many students who were disgusted by Umbridge at the opening ceremony feel relieved, but many people were also worried about it. Gryffindor's house cup points would be deducted a lot again.

Umbridge was also defeated by Li San. How could a fifth-year student be so reckless? Did she want to be expelled?

But when she realized she was offended, she began to scream meaninglessly. After venting her anger, she drew her wand, pointed it at Li San's nose and said, "How dare you..."

But before she could finish her words, Li San slapped her and she flew into the corner of the classroom. No one who dared to point at Li San like this had a good ending. Some of them had grass several feet high on their graves.

"Look at you, you are already old, and you are still wearing pink. People who don't know you would think you are cosplaying Peppa Pig. But with your appearance, cosplaying Peppa Pig is simply an insult to it!"

"Look at how you look, there must be no man who wants you. But it doesn't matter, I can introduce you to a man named Voldemort, who is as ugly as you. You two really look a good match!"

"..."

Li San kept speaking like a machine gun, without any repeated swear words throughout the whole process. Umbridge didn't quite understand the meaning of the first sentence, but she understood the rest. Li San was humiliating her in various ways.

Although she was ugly and had an unpleasant personality, she was able to get along smoothly in her work after graduation because she always stood on the right side. As her power rose, her heart became more fragile and sensitive. If anyone showed dissatisfaction with her, she would retaliate wildly.

After she successfully became the deputy minister and reached the peak of her power, no one dared to offend her like this for many years. But today, Li San humiliated her again and again. How could she tolerate this?

Immediately, Umbridge was about to have another attack, preparing to use the Cruciatus Curse, one of the Unforgivable Curses, directly on Li San.

But her magic was slapped away by Li San as soon as it was shot out, but Li San's speed was too fast, and it looked like it missed. At the same time, Li San cast a transformation spell on her, turning her into a real toad.

"With such little ability, you want to be the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts? I think I can teach this course!" Li San immediately lifted up the desk, stood on the podium, and coughed twice in a pretentious manner: "I will teach this class!"

The students in the audience looked at each other in bewilderment. Li San was too bold. He actually dared to use the Transfiguration Spell on the teacher?

However, Professor Umbridge is not only annoying, but also too weak. She was easily defeated by a student.

Just when a group of young wizards were confused and didn't know what to do, Lily actively responded to Li San's suggestion: "I agree, that gossip can at most improve our resistance to ugliness, so that we won't be disgusted to the point of vomiting when we see Voldemort!"

"The so-called Defense Against the Dark Arts class is used to fight against the dark magic. From now on, you should treat Harry as the Dark Lord and do your best to defend against his magic!" Li San gave Lily an appreciative smile, immediately pulled Harry to the podium, then sat down and started watching the fun.

The frog that Umbridge turned into took this opportunity to quietly slip away, and Li San didn't care.

Not long after, Headmaster Dumbledore appeared outside the classroom and winked at Li San.

"Neville, you are too impulsive. Umbridge has returned to the Ministry of Magic!" After Li San left the classroom, Dumbledore said to Li San earnestly.

"That's okay. I think this is how we should practice Defense Against the Dark Arts. Didn't you see that the students were practicing very well and having fun? In my opinion, it would be great if we all practice like this in our future Defense Against the Dark Arts classes!" Li San answered indifferently, irrelevant to the question.

"You know that's not what I meant. The Ministry of Magic will definitely come to trouble you! Then..."

Before Dumbledore could finish, Li San replied domineeringly: "Let them come! Professor Dumbledore, you don't have to worry about this matter!"

After saying that, Li San returned to the classroom. At the same time, Li San's angry voice could be heard in the classroom: "Ron, didn't you have breakfast this morning? We're in the same dormitory together, but look at Thomas. His magic is much better than yours!"

Dumbledore was a little speechless. Was he the principal or was Li San the principal? He had no control over this student. He shook his head helplessly and left.

The Ministry of Magic had to respond to what Li San did to Umbridge. On Monday, two directors of the Ministry of Magic and a team of Aurors, led by Minister Fudge, came to Hogwarts in a mighty procession, and Umbridge herself was naturally with them.