Have fun with Resident Evil

Chapter 34: The Cult of Fun

When Ada woke up from her fear, she touched her body and found that she had not turned into a zombie. She breathed a sigh of relief and suddenly seemed to sense something. She lifted up her clothes and touched the wound. It was actually healed and all the previous scars were gone.

I looked in the mirror and found that apart from my skin being better, no other changes occurred, except that my pupils were a little red, as if I was wearing colored contact lenses.

He looked at Li San, who was sitting backwards in a chair in front of the bed, with a calm look, and it was obvious that he wanted Li San to explain.

"The enhancer just now can greatly strengthen your body and even repair the scars on your body!" Li San seemed to realize something when he said this, "I didn't mean to peek at you just now, it was just an accident!"

After slightly alleviating the embarrassment, Li San continued, "You have a physical fitness close to that of a tyrant, yet you can still maintain such a graceful figure, and there is no risk of the virus getting out of control. You work for the mortal enemy of the Umbrella, so you should know what this means."

"Impossible, there is no such technology in the world!" Hearing this, Ada was finally moved.

"As I said, this is a gift from God. He gave me a space pocket. When I please Him, rewards will be placed in this pocket. The ability I just showed you was not a magic trick. It was just me taking it out of my pocket or putting it away." As he spoke, the Tang sword appeared in Li San's hand again, and he performed some knife flowers.

"Does God really exist in this world?" These things that were beyond Ada's cognition made Ada a little shaken.

"The so-called God is just a higher-level life form that we cannot understand. This is not because I am disrespectful to God, but God told me so. You are also a God to the ants on the ground!" Li San had no better explanation for Ada's question.

"Then what god do you believe in? God?" Aida now began to believe what Li San said.

"I don't know His title either. I call Him the God of Fun because God told me that I am the only spokesperson for the God of Fun religion in the world. So He is naturally the God of Fun." Li San's deception was getting better and better.

"Lezi Cult?"

"There are Flying Spaghetti God Cults in this world, so what's so strange about the Fun God Cult? Besides, there really is a god in our Cult!" Li San was unhappy in the face of Ada's questioning.

The main reason was that Li San really couldn't think of any good name, and when he saw Ada questioned the name he had given, Li San was very unhappy.

"Just tell me whether you are willing to join the Lezi Cult and become a Lezi agent!" Li San became angry and embarrassed.

"First tell me what you need to do to join this sect!" Ada was still cautious.

"You don't need to do anything except have fun. Simple enough, isn't it? You have to think it through. Join the Fun God Cult and accept the protection of the Fun God. Then, Wesker and the HCF organization will no longer pose a threat to you!"

Li San thought for a moment and continued, "And your innocent boyfriend Leon, given his personality, will definitely join the team to fight against the biochemical crisis. You are also capable of protecting him, right?"

Perhaps it was this last sentence that touched Ada.

"Then I agree to join the Fun Cult! And become what you call a Fun Agent!"

With Ada's consent, the mission was accomplished.

At the same time, a piece of information entered Ada's mind.

"So there really is a God, and this is what I'm going to do?" After a slight dizziness, Ada understood the information that entered her brain, and from it, understood what Agent Lezi was going to do, and believed that the method of making a piece of information appear out of thin air in her brain was a miracle.

Li San was not going to be able to handle this scene. If he had known that the system had this method, why would he have gone to so much trouble to fool Ada?

"Give me my contact information! When you have fun pleasing the God of Fun in the future, if He gives you a reward, I will contact you!" Seeing that the purpose of this trip was achieved, Li San's gossipy heart began to ignite.

"You are Chinese too? How far have you and Leon developed?" Li San asked two questions in succession, expressing his curiosity.

Ada didn't say anything. She took out a pen and paper from the drawer and wrote down two phone numbers. "You can contact me with the first number, but I often change my contact information. If you can't get through, call the second one. That's my informant. He will tell me if there is anything!"

After handing the contact information to Li San, he said, "God of Music didn't ask me to tell you my privacy, but my grandfather is indeed Chinese."

"If you need help, you can contact me through this phone." Li San told Ada the satellite phone number that Alexia had arranged for him.

"I have finished the task that God of Music asked me to do. Would you like to have dinner together?" Li San made the invitation.

"No need for that. There are HCF people everywhere here. We'll come back when it's convenient." Ada began to order them to leave.

"Okay, I'll go find Leon to play. Don't worry, he won't get hurt. I promise you'll see a healthy Leon next time." Li San didn't forget to tease Ada before leaving.

But it is true that he went to find Leon. He definitely cannot go to university now, and Li San doesn't want to go either.

I can only go to the protagonists to see if there is anything fun.

Chris is missing, Claire is almost nowhere to be found, Jill and Barry are hiding in Canada under the protection of the Umbrella, so the only one left is Leon.

What Li San didn't know was that Leon had already accepted the president's recruitment and became an agent, and was currently undergoing secret training, so this trip was doomed to be fruitless.

The consequences of the Raccoon City incident have already fermented. The government naturally put all the blame on Umbrella Corporation, causing its stock price to plummet. However, it did not dare to act too harshly, fearing that Umbrella Corporation would expose the nuclear destruction of Raccoon City.

As for the survivors of Raccoon City, they were only a minority. Although their number had increased a lot thanks to Li San's efforts, they were still a minority for the US government.

In the United States, where the entire media and entertainment are under the control of the government, this matter cannot be exposed by an individual. Instead, the government is happy to see the evidence of the Umbrella Company's crimes exposed.

Under pressure, Umbrella Corporation readily gave the survivors due compensation. In addition, its various branches and research bases around the world were closed down in large numbers. It tried hard to fade out of the public eye in an attempt to make a comeback.

At this time, Li Sanzheng and his girlfriend Cindy were playing with Shirley in the backyard of his aunt's new home in New York.

Cindy contacted her aunt's family three days before Li San came back. Her aunt was already very satisfied with this girl who worked in her bar, and she also shared the hardships with her nephew in Raccoon City.

When he heard that she planned to stay in the United States to work and had no place to live for the time being, he directly brought her to live with him.

After Li San came back, Cindy didn't mention Rita and Yoko whom she met in Raccoon City, as if nothing happened. She just stuck to Li San all day long.

The reason why my aunt and her family chose to settle in New York was because of Li San's suggestion. The main reason was that a big city like New York was less likely to encounter a biochemical crisis. Besides, Li San chose a suburban villa, which was not cheap.

The compensation paid by the Umbrella Company this time was a huge expense. After Li San contributed dozens of gold coins, the compensation received by the three of them plus Shirley plus the money from selling the gold coins was more than enough to buy the villa, and there was even a lot left over.

His uncle wanted to use the remaining money to open another bar in New York. Li Sanshen, who had nothing to do, agreed and expressed his willingness to drop out of school to help manage it.

Because he couldn't find Leon, Li San, who had no fun, had to find something to do, and opening a bar was a good way to have fun.

As for dropping out of school, his aunt tried to persuade him for a long time, and even his adoptive parents who were far away in China called to warn him, but Li San refused to listen. He even said that if he did not agree, he would open another bar across from his uncle's bar to steal the business.

Helpless, everyone had to give up.

"San'er, go with your uncle to the city to pick out a site for opening a bar. You young people should have better vision!" Just as Li San was playing with Shirley (mainly Cindy was playing, Li San was just lying in the yard to bask in the sun), his aunt walked into the backyard and greeted Li San.

So, the uncle drove Li San and Cindy into the city.

Shirley originally wanted to go, but her aunt cruelly rejected her request on the grounds that she had to take Shirley to a new school to enroll her.

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