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Chapter 53 Li 3 teaches Steve how to pick up girls
As the three of them were heading towards the castle on the island, Li San and Claire both had guns, and they were shooting up zombies along the way. Steve, who didn't have a gun, was very envious and thought to himself, if I had a gun too, I would definitely be more powerful than you guys.
Suddenly, a girl with blonde hair and a purple dress appeared at the fork in the road ahead, singing a song of unknown meaning. She glanced at the three people and turned and left.
This person was naturally Alfred in disguise. Originally, Li San wanted Alexia to play the role herself, but then he thought that if his elder brother-in-law played the role, it would achieve another purpose, so he had to let his elder brother-in-law do the job, since he was very familiar with women's clothing anyway.
Therefore, there is only zero time and no countless time for women's clothing.
"We can't let her, a civilian, wander around the island. It's too dangerous!" Claire treated her brother-in-law as a civilian, but it was better this way.
"Steve and I will stop her from this side, and you chase her from the other side." Li San said without waiting for Claire's consent. He almost grabbed Steve's collar and walked towards one of the forks.
"Claire has a great figure, right?" After parting with Claire, Li San looked at Steve with a playful expression.
"I...I don't know what you're talking about." Steve stammered and denied.
"I saw it all. When Claire was sending the email just now, you were staring at her butt!" Li San gave a look that said we are all men, I understand.
Steve didn't expect that his little action would be discovered, and his face turned red with embarrassment.
"Grown man, why are you shy? A beautiful lady is a good match for a gentleman. I will teach you how to pursue her!" Li San had a lewd smile on his face.
"I don't need you to teach me." Steve still said stubbornly.
"I'm dating two, um... no, five girlfriends at the same time," Li San suddenly remembered that he had more than two girlfriends, and changed the topic, "Are you sure you don't need me to teach you some dating skills?"
Steve saw that Li San didn't seem to be lying and there was a strong desire in his eyes, but he still remained stubborn and didn't say anything.
Li San didn't force it and just started talking about his skills in picking up girls.
"As a man, you have to be bold when pursuing girls. Once you have a certain amount of experience, your temperament will change and girls will come to you on their own initiative. My last three girlfriends all came to you on their own initiative." Li San didn't need to prepare his boasts at all.
Listening to Li San's nonsense, Steve was a little envious, but he still thought in his heart, I only need one.
"The first step is the most difficult. You have to learn to take the initiative and not be afraid of failure. I drugged my first girlfriend and we are still very happy together."
"You...you...you actually drugged me!" Steve was shocked and interrupted Li San's words tremblingly.
"I know this may be too difficult for you, so I'll share my experience of pursuing my second girlfriend. You know, the Raccoon City incident, we met at that time. I first acted cool in front of her to attract her, and when she noticed me, I kissed her forcefully, and then our relationship was established."
"How is this possible? This is just hooliganism!" Steve felt that Li San was exaggerating, but he didn't know that what Li San said was indeed the truth.
"How do you think we should pursue girls?" Li San was a little dissatisfied with Steve who interrupted him many times. How could he interrupt the teacher's class like this?
"Well... maybe I need to send flowers first to build up her favor, and then confess my feelings..." Steve hesitated and was interrupted before he could finish his words.
"Have you ever gotten a girlfriend this way?" Li San stared at Steve seriously.
"no!"
"That's it. Your trick is outdated. I've learned my trick from personal experience. To pursue a girl, you have to be bold and take the first step bravely. Listen to me, you will find a way to attract her attention later. Once you succeed, find a chance to kiss her forcefully." Li San said as he handed his gun to Steve. Of course, it was just an ordinary pistol.
While they were talking, the two had already arrived in front of a mansion, and Claire was already waiting for them at the door.
"This should be the Ashford family's newly built mansion, and behind it is their castle." Steve seemed to know something about the island.
As he spoke, Steve pushed open the door of the mansion and walked in.
Directly opposite is a huge portrait. The woman in the portrait looks like the girl with blonde hair and purple dress just now. It is a portrait of Alexia when she was 12 years old.
The two sides of the hall are filled with human-shaped statues.
"Alexia, died in 1983, has been dead for fifteen years?" Steve rashly read the words written on the portrait, and finally exclaimed, because he also noticed that the person in the portrait was too similar to the woman just now.
"There are no ghosts in this world!" Li San patted Steve on the shoulder, then signaled them to explore separately and left alone.
After Li San left, all the humanoid statues in the hall came to life. They were some failed products of the tardigrade virus experiment, all of them were clones of Sergei.
While Steve and Claire were being chased by these clones, Li Sanzhen was lecturing his brother-in-law in the monitoring room.
"What's wrong with you? You knew that you were going to take advantage of the HCF attack to destroy the island, so why didn't you put away Alexia's portrait? Send someone to put it away quickly, don't damage it, and put it in the ancestral home in England!"
Facing his brother-in-law, Alfred dared not speak out, firstly because he was intimidated by his powerful strength, and secondly because he did not dare to disobey his sister's orders.
Alfred, dressed in women's clothes and wearing a wig, immediately left the monitoring room because according to his brother-in-law's script, it was his turn to appear again.
At this time, Claire and Steve, who were separated by Sergei's clone, fell into the trap carefully prepared by Li San for them.
When Steve passed by a room, he was attracted by two gorgeous Ruger pistols on the wall. He took a look at the broken gun in his hand, threw it away decisively, and picked up the Ruger pistol on the wall.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, a cloud of smoke came out from the wall and Steve fainted.
Then Sergei's clone walks in and drags Steve away.
On Claire's side, her brother-in-law disguised himself as Alexia and shot her from the stairs, but of course the shot missed.
When Claire saw Alexia shooting at her, she shot back.
The shooting was very accurate and hit the shoulder directly. If it were in the past, the brother-in-law would have been seriously injured, but now, it is obvious that Alexia has so many "good things" that her brother must be included.
So Alfred decisively pretended to be injured and ran away, covering his shoulder.
Claire chased Alfred into a secret room and then received the same treatment as Steve.
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