Have fun with Resident Evil

"Today is a good day to pick up girls!" Li San hummed an ambiguous tune and drove his Ferrari towards Michaela's house.

"What, she's not at home? They all went to a party at the lake in the suburbs today?" Li San was a little confused. Why didn't he receive any notification?

Oh, I haven’t been to school for a few days, that’s okay.

At a small lake in the suburbs, Michaela was a little moved by the school bully who drove a Hummer to the party, but was rejected when she asked to try his car. She was instantly angry and prepared to leave the party early.

Looking at Michaela's back as she left, Sam, who was driving his newly acquired second-hand Camaro, hurriedly pushed his good friend out of the passenger seat, thinking that his chance had come.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he started the car, a red Ferrari stopped next to Michaela. Michaela got into the passenger seat of the Ferrari without much hesitation.

Sam and the school bully who saw this scene felt that they would have a green head on their heads tonight.

Sam started the Camaro and chased after him, but when he saw that the person in the driver's seat was Li San, the car emitted a burst of black smoke and stalled.

Bumblebee obviously didn't want Sam to mess with Li San. This human was a bit mysterious in Bumblebee's eyes.

"I told you last time that my motorcycle can really do a backflip. If you don't believe me, I'll take you to see it!" Li San said in a slick tone.

"It's not impossible. Let me try the driving seat, and I'll trust you!" Michaela just thought this was Li San's reason for asking her out.

"Okay, come over here." Li San stopped the car and pulled the handbrake, but did not get out. He motioned Michaela to come over from the passenger seat.

If this happened in China, such an ambiguous way of changing positions would still be very embarrassing, but this is America.

Michaela is not a pure gold digger, otherwise she would not have ignored Tony, a rich second-generation man.

She just saw the nice car and felt itchy and wanted to try it.

Faced with such an ambiguous way of changing positions, Michaela did not hesitate and just half-crouched over.

Looking at Michaela who was half-lying over him, with her slender wheat-colored waist exposed, her curvy figure, her slightly curly shoulder-length hair, and a faint body fragrance, Li San felt that spring had come again.

"If you like, you can drive this car as you like in the future. Personally, I prefer the feeling of riding a motorcycle." After Li San sat in the passenger seat, he began to seduce Michaela.

"Is it true? Is it the motorcycle that can do somersaults that you mentioned?" I didn't expect Michaela to be more interested in motorcycles at this time.

In fact, Michaela really likes motorcycles more. Seeing Li San's luxury car, she naturally thought that Li San's motorcycle would not be bad, and Li San actually liked motorcycles as much as she did.

Following Li San's directions, Michaela drove the car to Li San's old house in the suburbs.

Li San blew a whistle, and a red Yamaha motorcycle with no one in it slowly drove out from the underground garage.

"Goudan, do a somersault for Michaela to see!" Li San gave the order when Michaela was staring at the unmanned motorcycle in amazement.

With a "kukukiki" transformation sound, the Yamaha motorcycle turned into a robot and did two backflips.

"You...are you telling the truth?" Michaela only then realized that what Li San said before was actually true.

Next, Li San took Michaela to the pavilion in the yard and studied the motorcycle that was doing a backflip.

After Li San took Michaela away, Sam left the party early like a loser and returned home in shame, without even taking his good friend with him.

"Why did it stall at the critical moment? And he was driving such a good car." Sam lay on the bed feeling a little annoyed and fell asleep in a daze.

Suddenly, the sound of a car starting was heard. Sam was awakened and hurried to the balcony.

When he found that his car had been driven away, he hurried downstairs and rode his bike to chase after the person.

Li San didn't say a word the whole night, just action.

The next morning, Li San rode Goudan to take Michaela home.

As soon as I arrived at Michaela's repair shop, I saw Sam riding a pink bicycle and fell in front of the repair shop.

"Sam? Are you okay?" Although Michaela is now with Li San, she still expresses a little concern for her classmate, who has a crush on her.

Under normal circumstances, Sam would have been extremely happy to see the goddess's concern, but now he was in no mood to look at the goddess. He just left a few words and rode away on his bike again.

"I'm being chased by my car, I have to run!"

Li San rode Goudan to Michaela who had just gotten off the bike and said, "Would you like to follow and see? It's very interesting. Even more interesting than the motorcycle that could do somersaults yesterday."

Li San knew that the plot was about to officially begin.

Michaela also wanted to know what Li San meant by "interesting", so she sat in the back seat and hugged Li San.

Sam fled to an abandoned parking lot under an overpass. Seeing a police car with flashing lights coming towards him, he quickly ran towards the police on his bike.

Unexpectedly, before the bicycle stopped, the door of the police car opened and knocked Sam to the ground.

Sam took a breath, got up from the ground, and said to the expressionless policeman in the police car, "You may not believe it, but I was riding my mother's bicycle, and I was chased all the way here by my car."

Suddenly, the policeman in the driver's seat disappeared as if the TV image lost its signal, and then turned into a tall robot with scarlet eyes flashing.

Sam didn't expect that this police car was also a robot. He escaped from the wolf's den and fell into the tiger's mouth. He was so scared that he ran away.

But how could Sam's short legs outrun the robot that was nearly 5 meters tall? He was soon caught up and knocked onto the windshield of an abandoned car.

This police car is of course not real, it is transformed from a Decepticon roadblock. The policeman is not a real person either, but a holographic projection.

"Is your eBay username 'Prince Charming 217?'" Decepticon Roadblock punched the junked car where Sam fell, his words filled with madness and ferocity.

"What are you talking about?" Sam felt desperate and didn't hear what Roadblock said at all.

"Is your eBay username 'PrinceCharming217?'" Roadblock repeated again.

"Yes...yes." Sam answered automatically.

"Where are your auction items on eBay?" Roadblock looked a little manic. Seeing that Sam didn't answer immediately, he hammered the car under Sam twice more, "Where are your eyes?" His tone became more and more crazy.

Sam finally came to his senses and took advantage of the roadblock's anger to get under it.

When Sam just ran out from under the overpass, he ran into Li San and Michaela who were rushing over.

Seeing Michaela hugging Li San intimately from behind, Sam didn't care about his heartbreak. He stopped the two of them and pointed behind him, "Go, there's a monster."

After saying that, Sam continued to run away.

"Wait a minute, I'll go and dismantle it. Goudan, take good care of your mistress!" Li San stopped the motorcycle, pulled out a long sword from somewhere, and rushed towards the oncoming roadblock, leaving Michaela with a confused look on her face.

Faced with this roadblock that was almost twice and a half his height, Li San was not afraid at all.

I have chopped down 60-meter giants, so why should I be afraid of you, a shorty who is less than 5 meters tall?

Li San's strength increased greatly in the world of giants, and with the help of his somewhat accomplished sword, he was able to cut off Roadblock's thigh with one strike.

Roadblock had not expected that a human could be so powerful. He thought that his recent defeat was just due to his carelessness, and was ready to say a few harsh words before killing the human.

As a result, before he could even finish his words, they were torn into a pile of scrap metal.

Roadblock, the Transformer King who was known for his long life, was killed and became the first Decepticon to die at the hands of Li San.

Li San put his hand into Roadblock's shattered chest, rummaged around in it, and pulled out a fist-sized spherical object that emitted a faint blue light.

"This must be the spark of the Transformers." Li San, who had opened the Eye of Truth, could clearly see that after the death of the Autobots, all the energy was gathered here and was still dissipating.

"Next, Goudan." Li San threw the fire from the roadblock to Goudan.

Goudan's body was partially deformed. He caught the fire thrown by Li San and stuffed it into his body, but he did not dare to knock Michaela down who was sitting in the back seat.

At this time, Sam's shrill screams were heard again from not far away.

It turned out that in front of Sam was Bumblebee, who had arrived late and was now pointing the gun barrel on his arm at Sam.

Behind Sam is a Decepticon over 1 meter tall - Chaos.

But Sam didn't know that Bumblebee was aiming at Chaos behind him.

"Hey, Bumblebee, how about leaving this guy to me?" Li San, Michaela and the transformed Goudan appeared behind Miluan.

"Kill him." With Li San's order, Goudan rushed towards Miluan, brutally tore Miluan into pieces, and took the bottle cap-sized fire into his body.

Goudan harvested two fire seeds in succession. In Li San’s system panel, the progress bar of Goudan’s advancement began to rise slowly. It seemed that it would take some time for Goudan to absorb the energy.

Bumblebee was a little surprised when he saw this scene, because no matter whether it was the Autobots or the Decepticons, the fire of other Transformers was at most a power bank for him because it did not match their own. He did not expect that Goudan would actually take out other people's fire and "eat" it.

The reason why Goudan can absorb other people's fire is mainly due to his special way of birth and the existence of the system.

This scene naturally made Li San very proud. In front of Sam, he hugged Michaela and kissed her.

"The sound of a broken heart is still beautiful. The host's personality is really bad. The reward is 800 happy beans." Unexpectedly, there was an unexpected windfall, so Li San simply held on to it and didn't let go.