Siheyuan: Sending the whole courtyard to jail at the beginning

This sleep was the most peaceful and beautiful sleep that Lin Beijun had had in the past few years. He also had a very erotic dream. In the dream, there were Lou Xiaoe, He Yushui, Qin Huairu, and...

Especially when he dreamed of his sister Xiao'e, the dream felt like it was real.

"Little beauty, come and give your brother a kiss, boo~"

!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ

"Oh my god!"

"Bang~"

"Ouch~"

Lin Beijun woke up instantly when he felt someone hugging him. He saw a big donkey face that was almost touching him and a pouting donkey mouth. He was so scared that he punched the kid.

Xu Damao was having a sweet dream about being intimate with a young widow in the village, when he suddenly felt a pain in his eyes, screamed, and was awakened by the beating.

"North, North Army brother? Why are you in my house?"

Lin Beijun was speechless, "Brother Damao, have you forgotten? You insisted on having a welcoming party for me yesterday?"

"Well, look at my memory. Yes, yes, yes, it was me who invited you to sleep at my house."

"But why did you hit me? Ouch, it hurts so much."

Looking at Xu Damao's black eyes, Lin Beijun suppressed his smile and said helplessly, "Brother Damao, did you mistake me for Sister Xiao'e? You hugged me and wanted to kiss me, which scared me. I thought the enemy was close to me."

"Uh......"

It’s so embarrassing that his mother opened the door for Awkward. It’s so embarrassing.

Xu Damao wished he could find a hole in the ground to crawl into. He almost hugged a grown man and kissed him, which was so embarrassing.

"Ahem, um, I'm sorry, Northern Army brother..."

Suddenly, Xu Damao saw Xiaolin Beijun standing up, and smiled wickedly, "Tsk tsk, brother, you have a lot of trouble. Are you tired of being a soldier?"

"Brother, I know that after three years of military service, a sow can become as beautiful as Diao Chan. How about I take you to relax at night?"

"Ahem, Brother Damao, this won't do."

"Hahahaha~"

"Huh? Xu Damao, what's wrong with your eye sockets?"

When they walked out of the room, Lou Xiao'e saw her husband's miserable appearance and asked in confusion.

But what does that flash of smile in your eyes mean, Lou Xiao'e?

And why do you think I'm blushing?

"Ahem, well, I'm sorry, Sister Xiao'e. When Damao was sleeping, he mistook me for you and wanted to hug me and kiss me. I thought the enemy was approaching, so... hehe, it's an occupational disease, an occupational disease."

"Geese, geese, geese~, I am dying of laughter..."

Lou Xiao'e laughed like a goose.

Xu Damao was very embarrassed.

"Okay, come and have breakfast, I bought some soy milk, fried dough sticks, and steamed buns. Don't you two have to go to the police station after you finish eating?"

"Yes, brother, eat quickly. After eating, we have to get down to business. Hehe, I want to watch Shazhu and the others get punished."

Xu Damao gets excited when the topic of Sha Zhu is mentioned.

What Lou Xiao'e, what Qin Jingru, what little widow in the village, Sha Zhu is his true love.

"Oh, by the way, brother, I remembered something, come with me."

"What's wrong, Damao?"

Halfway through the meal, Xu Damao suddenly interrupted and took Lin Beijun away. Lou Xiaoe seemed to have thought of something and followed him silently.

Xu Damao's house was converted into one living room, two bedrooms and a kitchen. The living room is a combination of the living room and dining room, and the bedrooms are two bedrooms, one for him and his wife, and one for their children. They have not had any children in all these years, so the room is basically used as a storage room.

Under the bed in the second bedroom, Xu Damao pulled out a wicker box that was hidden deep inside and handed it to Lin Beijun.

Lin Beijun was confused, "What is this?"

Xu Damao sighed and said in a sad voice, "Brother, we all grew up in the same courtyard. I know who is good to me and who is bad to me in this courtyard. Uncle Lin and Aunt Lin treat me no worse than my own parents. I remember all this."

As he spoke, Xu Damao pointed to his heart with his eyes red.

Lin Beijun also felt uncomfortable. These were his parents. They were really good people. They would help anyone in need and would treat any child who came to their home like their own.

Unfortunately, these two kind-hearted and generous people were unable to warm up the beasts in this yard.

"When your aunt passed away, your sister-in-law and I were always by her side. When your uncle passed away, we were also always by his side. Your sister-in-law took care of him during the day, and I stayed with him in the hospital at night. I took care of your uncle until he passed away. Brother, I, Xu Damao, am not asking for favors from you, or even for you. I am just repaying your uncle and aunt for their kindness to me."

As he spoke, Xu Damao suddenly started crying with red eyes.

"Inside these are the spirit tablets and portraits of your uncle and aunt. I have kept them well for you. We would take them out and burn incense to pay homage during festivals."

"There are things in there that your uncle asked your sister Xiao'e to keep for you. There are clothes that Aunt Lin made for you, things that Uncle Lin left for you, a pair of Shanghai watches, family passbooks, banknotes, and so on. I, Xu Damao, assure you that I haven't touched a single cent of the things in there."

Lou Xiao'e on the side nodded. Xu Damao's behavior was the only thing that made her satisfied with her husband. She never thought that her useless husband could do that.

A biological son is nothing more than that.

"Yes, Xiao Linzi, what Xu Damao said is true. I was also on guard against him at the beginning, but I didn't expect that he really never made a single move."

Lin Beijun was stunned and dumbfounded. He felt touched, surprised, and warmed, but most of all, he was shocked.

Needless to say, Lou Xiao'e is one of the rare good people in the courtyard. The two of them are childhood friends. They are not in the same boat, but they will definitely spend money together.

Lin Beijun: I will never admit that I spent Lou Xiaoe’s money.

What surprised him was Xu Damao. Was this still the selfish, fickle, despicable, shameless villain in the original book, who had sores on his head and pus on his feet?

How could Xu Damao actually do this to his family?

Even if they are relatives, that's the most that can be said, right?

Looking at Xu Damao's sincere eyes, Lin Beijun didn't think Xu Damao was being insincere. Xu Damao didn't have the brains or the acting skills to do that.

That’s right, why do I have to think so badly of others?

Even the most evil person has a soft spot in his heart.

Stop having wild thoughts. Time will tell what kind of person Xu Damao is.

At least now, Xu Damao can be said to be very kind to him!

Lin Beijun took the box and bowed deeply to Xu Damao and Lou Xiaoe at a ninety-degree angle.

"Brother Damao, Sister Xiao'e, thank you! From now on, you will be my real brother and sister. I, Lin Beijun, promise that I will never forget this kindness!"

"Hey, brother, what are you doing? Get up, get up."

"Xiao Linzi, hurry up. You said we are your brothers and sisters, so isn't this what we should do?"

The two men quickly helped Lin Beijun up.

"Brother Beijun, please burn some incense for Uncle Lin and Aunt Lin."

Xu Damao patted Lin Beijun's arm, took Lou Xiao'e, closed the door and walked out of the room.

Lin Beijun touched the photo of his parents and couldn't hold back his tears any longer.

"Dad, Mom, the unfilial son Lin Beijun is back."

"Wow, I miss you guys so much..."

As soon as I walked out of the room, Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e came up to me with worried faces, "Xiao Linzi, are you okay?"

Lou Xiao'e looked at her brother's pale face and red eyes and was very worried.

"I'm fine, don't worry, Sister Xiao'e."

"Brother, come and eat. After dinner we still have to go to the police station."

"Yes, I'll go too. They're really too bullying. Xiao Linzi, you don't know, but when I came back and saw that they had emptied your house, I was so angry that I cried."

At the dinner table, Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e told him a lot of things that happened in the years when he was not in the hospital. Some were good, some were bad, some were funny, and some were infuriating, but most of them were disgusting things that happened to these beasts.

......

Police station, small conference room.

"What? This is too shameless, isn't it? What do you mean everyone used it? Why haven't I seen it? It's obvious that these three families took the most, and the other families didn't take anything valuable. They didn't even use it for other families. Isn't this just lying with open eyes?"

"Do you also use it on the poor households and elderly people in other courtyards? It's like a knife stabbing your butt - it's really eye-opening!"

Xu Damao stood up and roared. Even though he was a shameless villain, he was shocked by the news.

"Humph, they are trying to evade responsibility!" Lou Xiao'e was also very angry.

"Alas, there's nothing we can do at the police station. They all insisted on saying so."

Cheng Jianguo was also very unhappy, but as the director of the police station, he couldn't force people to change their confession, right?

If it was just one or two families, they could use some means to investigate thoroughly, but this is more than 20 households with a hundred people, they can't do that.

"Humph, this Courtyard No. 95 really surprises me. It's called a civilized courtyard, bullshit! Today I have experienced how shameless and difficult they are."

Director Wang of the Street Office was also very angry. Thinking about how he used to award certificates to their hospital every year, he felt that he was blind.

It was clearly a done deal, but they managed to reduce the serious crime to a minor one, and even asked them to pay compensation and settle the matter, which she never expected.

Lin Beijun smiled. Is this an ordinary courtyard? This is the Qinman Siheyuan! If it is easy to deal with, can it still be called this?

But now it is obvious that there is a master behind the scenes giving guidance. Is it Yi Zhonghai or the deaf old lady?

Apart from these two, no one else has that brain.

But it doesn't matter, it's more interesting this way, isn't it?