Siheyuan: Sending the whole courtyard to jail at the beginning

"Bang, bang, bang... Sister Xiao'e, Brother Damao, please open the door quickly. I'm here to have a free meal."

Lin Beijun stood outside the door, knocking gently and shouting loudly. Although he knew there was someone in the room, he decided to knock on the door first out of politeness.

Less than two seconds later, Xu Damao, wearing an apron and holding a spatula, came running to open the door. He took a look and saw that it was Lin Beijun. He looked a little unhappy and complained, "You kid, why are you knocking on the door when you return home? Why don't you just come in? I thought someone wanted to see me for something."

Lin Beijun winked mischievously and replied with a grin, "Hehehe...if only you or my sister were home, I certainly wouldn't knock on the door!

But the problem is that you two are at home! What if you are having a baby right after closing the door? I am not afraid of embarrassment, but I am afraid that the scene will be too hot and it will burn my eyes! "

After saying that, he deliberately made an exaggerated expression, which made Xu Damao both angry and amused.

At this time, Lou Xiao'e's voice of laughter and scolding came from the house: "Lin Beijun, your uncle, what nonsense are you talking about? If we want to have a child, don't we have to turn off the lights and draw the curtains? Okay, stop joking, come in quickly, it's cold outside."

Hearing what Sister Xiao'e said, Lin Beijun smiled triumphantly, then quickly slipped into the house.

As soon as he entered the room, Lin Beijun felt a warm breeze blowing towards him, which made him relax completely.

"Hey? Junzi, what kind of wine do you have? Did you make your own medicinal wine? I see there are a lot of medicinal herbs in it. What is that long thing inside?"

Lin Beijun was hanging up his coat when Xu Damao set his eyes on the large jar of wine he placed on the table.

When Lin Beijun heard Xu Damao ask this, he showed an evil, obscene smile, winked at him and said:

"Brother Damao, I tell you this is a good thing, a priceless good thing! This is a great tonic for men. Do you see the long one?"

"That's a tiger penis, and it's a rare tiger king penis. It's a fun thing that you can't buy even if you have money. It's brewed with a lot of medicinal herbs, so this wine is very strong."

"Even the eunuchs who drank it said they couldn't stand it and had to find a woman."

"Really, really?" Xu Damao was so excited that his eyes were brighter than the 40W light bulb in his house, and he even drooled.

"That's a must, it's more real than real gold and silver."

"(ˉ▽￣～) Tsk~~, what's the use? Can it give me a few more seconds?"

At this time, Lou Xiao'e came out from the inner room, looked at the jar of tiger whip wine and then at her husband Xu Damao, her face full of uncontrollable disgust and contempt.

Xu Damao was unhappy when he heard this. He stiffened his neck and said stubbornly, "Three more seconds is still too much. What's wrong with that?"

Hearing this, not to mention Lou Xiao'e, even Lin Beijun looked down on him, thinking: "That's all you want, three more seconds is too much, can't you wait a little longer? What, do you want to be a real man for three seconds?"

"Okay, stop saying those dirty words. We have a child here, don't teach him bad things." Lou Xiao'e glared at her husband and was too lazy to pay attention to him.

At this time, Lin Beijun looked closely and was surprised to find that Lou Xiao'e was holding a little girl in her arms! Not only that, Lou Xiao'e was holding another little boy tightly in her hand.

The two children were probably only three or four years old, like a pair of twins. They looked very similar and were very pretty, though a little thin. At this moment, they were blinking their big eyes, staring at Lin Beijun with curiosity and a little timidity.

Lin Beijun felt a little confused for a moment, and wondered, "Whose child is this?" It must not be from the courtyard. He had seen children in the courtyard. It is even more impossible to be Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e's. It's just that Uncle Xu... Could it be the child of Xu Damao or Lou Xiao'e's relatives?

Lin Beijun's mind flashed with various guesses, but he could not get a definite answer. He stared at the two children, trying to find some clues in their eyes, but he only saw innocence and confusion. This made him even more confused, and at the same time he developed a strong interest in these two mysterious children.

For some reason, he felt that these two children were very close to him and wanted to kiss and hug them.

"Haha, are you scared? These are my son and daughter. Come on, Zihao and Zihan, call them uncles." Xu Damao picked up the little boy and said proudly.

"Nani?"

Isn't this bullshit? Lin Beijun has been back for so many days, how come he didn't know that Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e had a child? Eunuch Xu, are you dreaming?

Wait, could these two be adopted from somewhere?

"Dad, hug!"

A tender and soft voice suddenly sounded, like a thunder exploding in everyone's ears, shocking everyone so much that their jaws almost dropped to the ground.

Everyone looked at the little girl in Lou Xiao'e's arms in amazement. An unbelievable scene happened - the little girl actually opened her arms to Lin Beijun without hesitation and called her daddy in a sweet voice!!!

This, this, this... This is really too shocking and terrifying! For a moment, the whole scene fell into an eerie silence, and everyone was dumbfounded and at a loss.

"Yu Zihan!"

Just then, a panicked figure suddenly rushed out of the kitchen.

Lin Beijun looked carefully and saw that it was Yu Haitang who ran out from Xu Damao's kitchen. Then, she snatched Yu Zihan from Xiao'e's arms and held her tightly in her arms.

Yu Haitang's eyes were full of panic and timidity. She secretly looked at Lin Beijun while gently patting the child's back as if to comfort him, but it was more like comforting herself.

"Haitang, what's wrong with you? We didn't scare the child." Lou Xiao'e was a little slow to react. Seeing Yu Haitang's look, she was afraid that she would misunderstand, so she quickly explained.

"No, I, I..." Yu Haitang was so anxious that she didn't know what to say.

"Haha, it's okay, it's okay, Junzi, I was just teasing you. This is Haitang's daughter and boy, but they are really my goddaughter and son. I just recognized them. What do you think, cute, right? They are twins." Xu Damao did have some common sense. Seeing that the atmosphere was a little off, he hurriedly tried to smooth things over with a smile.

Lin Beijun was even more confused. Yu Haitang had children? Two? They were this old? Yu Haitang was married?

That's not right. In the original novel, Yu Haitang wasn't married at this time. Where did the child come from?

"Senior Sister, are you, are you married?" Lin Beijun asked hesitantly.

Yu Haitang lowered her head and hugged her daughter tightly. Her face turned pale and blue. She didn't know how to answer this question. She just felt that it was too hasty for her to bring her child to see Lin Beijun today.

"Huh..." Yu Haitang took a deep breath, her face regained its calmness, and she said calmly: "I'm not married, but these two children are indeed mine. I gave birth to them. Will you look down on me? If you don't like the children, I will take them away."

"Oh my god, is this tiger woman so cruel? Getting pregnant before marriage is a very serious problem in this era!"

At the same time, Lin Beijun also felt a little lost. I believe everyone will feel this kind of loss when they suddenly meet their ex, especially their ex with children.

'I don't know who Yu Haitang had these two children with? The children are so grown up, but why didn't he marry Yu Haitang? Did he die? Or did he meet a scumbag?'

For a moment, all kinds of questions flashed through Lin Beijun's mind.

"How is this possible? Haha, Senior Sister, how can you not know what kind of person I am? Oh, these two little darlings are so cute, can I hug them?"

Lin Beijun's mind was also in a mess, but he still spoke generously and with a smile, but the smile on his face was a little unnatural and very stiff.

Hearing Lin Beijun's words and him extending his hand to her, Yu Haitang felt relieved. She raised her head and looked at him with an unclear expression, and finally handed her daughter to him to hold.

But the next second, the little girl said something shocking again...