Siheyuan: Sending the whole courtyard to jail at the beginning

"What the hell! Mage? Why are you here?"

As soon as he ran into the backyard of the tavern, Lin Beijun was stunned.

Cai Quanwu was working in the yard, while the wizard Liu Haizhu next to him was holding a little ball and teasing it with a gentle look on his face.

That old man's face was almost smiling into a chrysanthemum, with eight wrinkles all over it.

This style of painting feels weird no matter how I look at it!

"What are you squeakin' about? Can't you see I'm trying to comfort my little niece? If you squeak again, I'll cut you."

Hearing Lin Beijun's shouting, Liu Haizhu hurriedly covered Xiaotuanzi's ears with his hands for fear of scaring her. He turned his head and glared at Lin Beijun who was shouting, looking at him with both nose and eyes, and even kicked him.

"Fuck! Liu Haizhu, you shameless bastard, that's my niece, let me go, I haven't even hugged her yet, and you still want to hug her."

It's strange to say, but Lin Beijun, who is usually serious, wanted to curse and fight with Liu Haizhong as soon as he saw him.

"Get lost, and go wherever is cooler."

Liu Haizhong looked so proud and complacent, but he refused to give the child to Lin Beijun, which made Lin Beijun very angry.

"Fuck, Liu Haizhu, you're awesome, just keep holding me. If you put me down, I'll beat you up or not."

Lin Beijun was so angry. Liu Haizhu was holding the child, so he couldn't do anything. He could only point at Liu Haizhu and curse.

"Hey, I'll just hold you. Hehe, I won't give it to you. So what? I'll make you so mad."

"Pah~pah~"

"Hey, sister, why did you hit me?"

Lin Beijun looked at Xu Huizhen who was beating him and Liu Haizhu in confusion.

"Come on, you two. You are already in your twenties, but you still act like little kids. Don't say bad words in front of my daughter. You are corrupting her. Come on, give me the child, brother Haizhu."

"Oh, okay, sis."

Lin Beijun curled his lips. How could this little kid understand dirty words now? But after thinking about it, he decided to forget it. He was his uncle now, and he really couldn't teach the child bad things.

"Wait, Haizhu, what do you call my sister?"

"Sister, what's wrong?"

Liu Haizhu smiled with his eyes narrowed, looking as mean as can be.

"Shit, this is my sister. What's wrong? It's already noon, and your repair shop is closed? Aren't you going to work?"

Lin Beijun asked doubtfully. Of course, the previous sentence was just a joke.

"Fuck, you little white face, you still have the nerve to say that? You said you would treat me to a drink? Where did you drink? He drank with his mother-in-law, uh... ran off with his sister-in-law, leaving me alone there. I didn't sober up until noon, how could I go to work?"

"Well, Sister Xueru, I'm not talking about you, don't be angry, Junzi and I are like this, we fight and scold each other as soon as we meet, and we both feel uncomfortable if we don't fight and scold each other a few times."

Liu Haizhu was halfway through scolding when he saw Chen Xueru quickly changed her words, showing her strong desire to survive.

"Ahem, you must be Brother Haizhu, right? It's okay, I'm sorry for last night."

Chen Xueru said blushingly, thinking of last night's crazy behavior, she felt both excited and extremely shy. If Xu Huizhen hadn't looked for her, she would not have gone out for two days.

She was afraid that her neighbors and friends would make fun of her and she was shy.

"Snapped,"

Lin Beijun slapped his head fiercely and said apologetically, "I was thinking I forgot something last night. It turns out I forgot about you. Ahem, sorry, Master Ha."

(?_?)?

Liu Haizhu rolled his eyes and ignored him.

"Hey, Xiaojun, this is your niece, Xu Jingli, you and Xueru can hold her. I'll go pack up the diapers and bottles. Lao Cai, don't be busy. Xiaojun asked us to go shopping. We can go shopping together as a family."

"Ah? I'm going too? I'm not going, right? There are still many things to do in the pub."

Cai Quanwu said with surprise and embarrassment, looking at Lin Beijun and Chen Xueru. He liked Lin Beijun, the brother-in-law who took the initiative to call him brother-in-law, but he knew that Chen Xueru had never liked him, or looked down on all people who had undignified jobs.

"Oh, this is my niece? Isn't she so cute? Call her uncle, call her uncle now."

"Well, brother-in-law, this work, if you keep doing it, you will never finish it. We need to take a break while working, right? This is called combining work with rest. Let's go, brother-in-law, it's getting late."

Lin Beijun said to Cai Quanwu while teasing the little girl.

"Go ahead, Junzi is calling you."

"Haha, okay, I'll clean it up then."

Seeing his brother-in-law and Xu Huizhen calling him again, Cai Quanwu responded with a silly smile.

"Mamu, Xiao Jingli, call uncle quickly, this little dumpling is so rare."

Lin Beijun held the little girl in his arms, looked at his cute little niece, and kissed her little face, which was so sweet and milky.

Chen Xueru teased the little girl and ignored Cai Quanwu. She rolled her eyes at Lin Beijun and said angrily, "How old is she? How can she speak so quickly?"

"Hehe~Qiuqiu."

But who would have thought that as soon as Chen Xueru finished speaking, the little girl actually giggled and actually said, "Isn't Qiuqiu my uncle?"

"Hahaha, sister, sister, come and see, this little kid is calling me uncle, hahaha~"

Lin Beijun was extremely excited. In his two lives, he had never been married and had no children, nephews or anything like that. This sweet and sweet name surprised him greatly.

I am an uncle too.

Chen Xueru was stunned, and so was Liu Haizhu. Cai Quanwu and Xu Huizhen also hurried over.

"What? My daughter can call me uncle?"

Xu Huizhen asked in disbelief.

Chen Xueru was even more confused. After all, she had just grown from a girl to a woman and didn't know much. "Just take care of her. She just spoke. She said Qiuqiu!"

"Fuck, this isn't fair! Why should she call you uncle as soon as you hold her in your arms? I held her for quite some time and she didn't even call me?"

Liu Haizhu said with a sour look on his face that he felt he had missed out on 100 million.

"Is this true? It's impossible. How old is she?"

Xu Huizhen and Cai Quanwu were a little skeptical.

"Hey, if you still don't believe me, come on, Xiao Jingli, and call me uncle again."

"Qiuqiu~"

"Oh my god, did you really yell? You little ungrateful bastard, you learned to talk but you didn't yell mom first, you yell uncle instead. I really loved you in vain."

Xu Huizhen pointed at her daughter gently and said happily yet a little jealously.

"Hahaha~, this shows that our Jingli likes his uncle, right, little Jingli? Oh my god, so cute. No, sister, you have to lend it to me to play with for two days. No, at least one week, Trojan horse~Trojan horse~"

Lin Beijun was even more proud. The first time the little kid spoke, he called "Uncle = Qiuqiu" instead of "Mom and Dad". He was both proud and surprised.

Holding this cute little ball in my arms, I just kept kissing it, it was so cute.

"Cuckoo..."

"Playing with your head, do you think it's a toy? I'll lend it to you for two days. You'll know in a moment that this little thing can torture you to death when it cries."

Xu Huizhen said unhappily.

But he was slapped in the face immediately.

"Hmph, look at your expression. If you don't want to lend it to me, then don't. I'll come to your house to play every day. Come on, little dumpling, uncle will buy you milk powder and some pretty clothes."

"Cuckoo..."

As he spoke, Lin Beijun ran outside holding the little girl, as if he was afraid that someone would snatch her away from him, which made the little girl giggle.

"Hey, Xiaojun, slow down, don't fall."

Just like that, a group of six people set off. Cai Quanwu rode his big tricycle to carry his wife, daughter, and Lin Beijun and his wife, while Liu Haizhu, the single guy, could only ride a 28-bar tricycle beside them.

While holding his cute little niece, Lin Beijun kept provoking the mage, "Tsk tsk, you poor single dog. No one wants you. Cockroach poison, rat poison, hahaha~"

"Pfft~"

Xu Huizhen and Chen Xueru couldn't help laughing out loud, and even Cai Quanwu in front of them was grinning silently.

"Fuck, Lin Beijun, don't go too far!"

Liu Haizhu was so angry that his face turned red and his neck became thick. He swore that if his niece, sister and sister-in-law were not there, he would have rushed into the car and beat up Lin Beijun to let him know why the flowers were so red.

Xu Huizhen glared at her brother speechlessly and said unhappily, "Lin Beijun, that's enough. How can you bully others like this?"

After saying that, she turned around and looked at Liu Haizhong with a smile, "Zhu Zi, don't bother with that jerk. You are such a good guy, how can you worry about not finding a partner? Just wait for me to find a suitable girl for you."

"Yes, brother Zhuzi, sister-in-law will help you find it too."

"Really? Oh, sister, sister-in-law, I really thank you so much."

Liu Haizhu said happily that if he wasn't riding a bike, he would definitely go up and knock him down.

After saying that, he glanced at Lin Beijun with pride. Lin Beijun was laughing secretly. This silly mage said that just because he saw the envy in Liu Haizhu's eyes, he did that on purpose.

The purpose is to ask Xu Huizhen and Chen Xueru to help Liu Haizhu find a partner.

As a brother and as a human being, Liu Haizhu is absolutely impeccable. He just looks a little anxious and a little thin, but there is nothing wrong with him otherwise.

But this bastard, when he meets a woman, he blushes, stutters, gets nervous, can't speak, and can't get anything out of him.

Nothing!