Siheyuan: The farm in my mind is in your hands.

"Just now, Banggeng and I were eating at the door.

Suddenly, I heard footsteps coming closer and closer.

I thought if we didn't say anything, that person would just pass away and that would be the end of it!

Who would have thought that others would not behave like human beings?

She even undressed herself in front of someone's face..."

When Jia Zhang thought of that scene, her old face turned red.

It's been so many years since Lao Jia left, and this is the first time she's been criticized...

It’s also Lao Cai’s fault for not agreeing to confirm the relationship with me. I’ll have to make him two more pairs of shoes later. If I can’t win him over, then I’ll try to influence him!

Jia Zhang was distracted for a moment, but suddenly she remembered why she was here and she was about to cry.

just.

She is the most beautiful girl in the courtyard and even in the whole play. No matter how aggrieved her face looks, others can't really find it difficult to feel pity for her.

It's already very respectful if we all contribute a few people.

but.

What Jia Zhang just said was really explosive!

She and Jia Geng were hiding in secret and eating alone, but as luck would have it, she was hit in the face by someone.

Almost at the same time.

The third uncle was going home after playing chess. In the dark and windy night, he was suddenly pinched on the balls of his balls.

Although he had changed his pants, the greasy handprint on his back was seen by several people.

Now only a few people in the field have imagined the sequel:

After the third uncle screamed in shock, he kicked directly at Jia Zhang's chest!

This is the origin of the big footprint on Jia Zhang’s chest when I first saw her collapsed on the corridor!

The third uncle's feet were really big. Luckily, he didn't get sent away directly...

It was also fortunate that Jia Zhang was used to being lazy and gluttonous, so she was fat and strong enough to withstand beatings.

"Hey! Isn't this case closed?

Aunt Jia, you are the same, why do you hide in the corners when you can eat anywhere else? "

Sha Zhu not only has outstanding fighting skills, but also has a very loud voice.

Chen Jianghe, the backbone of the group, is not here right now, so he can do it for him!

"Cough cough!"

The second uncle Liu Haizhong suddenly coughed twice and interrupted the conversation.

I thought to myself, "Just stop here, Silly Zhu. If you continue, Uncle Three will lose face!

"Uncle, your throat is uncomfortable. Drink some vinegar later and it will definitely get better!"

醋？

Sha Zhu suddenly thought of something! He just took out the bottle of vinegar? ! !

"There are bad people among the crowd! Chen Jianghe, give me back my vinegar!"

Sha Zhu wailed, but he couldn't really go to the door to ask for vinegar...that would make him look so stingy.

"Silly Zhu, you haven't finished what you just said. Leave your words halfway, or you might not be able to give birth to a son!"

Xu Damao and his wife were about to take a walk after dinner when they heard the noise and came over.

"You can't give birth to a son! My buddy doesn't even have a wife yet, it's normal for him to not have a son! But you are different..."

Sha Zhu glanced at Xu Damao and immediately gave Brother Damao a critical hit.

In this courtyard, he is not afraid of Xu Damao.

"you!"

Xu Damao was like a snake being pinched by seven inches. His face turned red and he couldn't utter a word for a long time.

"Silly Zhu, you are such a fool!"

After saying these harsh words, Xu Damao pulled his wife back to the backyard.

I just don’t believe it. If I can’t give birth to a son, I can give birth to a daughter and slap her in the face!

Liu Xianglan, who was plump and kind-hearted, wanted to watch the fun for a while, but she also knew that her man was like an angry lion and it was not easy to disobey him.

So he followed her back to the house obediently.

Her parents have asked her several times, and she also wants a child.

After the two men left, Liu Haizhong took the opportunity to demonstrate his second uncle's management skills.

"There's nothing exciting to watch, let's all go!"

After saying that, he turned around and took the lead to go back to the backyard.

In the past, what the Third Uncle said definitely worked.

BUT...it really doesn't work today.

Uncle Third, you are the center of the vortex, one of the protagonists in the dark corner. How can you just end up like that?

Liu Haizhong saw that no one moved, so he thought, well, then he couldn't leave early.

You have to be there and keep an eye on it to prevent others from doing bad things and throwing dirty water on you.

"Uncle, please tell me what this is about."

Jia Dongxu no longer cared about being hurt by his mother's scolding, because his mother's experience was definitely worse than his.

But this is really not a competition to compare misery!

Behind the crowd, Chen Jianghe, who had returned, was also numb.

But this time he didn't come out. Instead, he quickly took out his handkerchief and wiped his hands vigorously.

Still feeling it was not clean enough, he took some 75° alcohol from the space and poured it on his hands.

I didn't care whether others would smell it.

He felt bad that his hands were dirty.

After I finished, I suddenly remembered that the order was wrong!

You should wash your hands with alcohol first, then wipe them with a handkerchief...

Okay! Haste makes chaos, this handkerchief cannot be used!

There must be a reason behind this behavior. It turns out that he is used to stretching his arms by leaning on the piles on both sides when passing through the doorway...it's an old habit.

In the past, there were single and double bars, and he would practice on them.

I never expected that others would have a special liking for door buttresses, and would specifically look for door buttresses to release water...

What a jerk!

"Why does it smell like alcohol?"

Yan Bugui shrugged his nose. He and Chen Jianghe were both downwind, and at this moment, they were splashed with alcohol in the face.

But others don’t know it’s alcohol!

"Chen Jianghe, did you knock over the wine bottle?"

Yan Bugui asked, the wine was strong enough but lacked fragrance, and he couldn't tell what kind it was.

Chen Jianghe shook his hands, which had already been dried, and felt a chill.

"Jiang He, tell me what we should do about this matter today."

Yi Zhonghai also discovered Chen Jianghe hiding behind someone.

This matter concerns the third uncle in the courtyard. It is not easy for him, the eldest uncle, to handle it, so it is better to throw the hot potato to someone else.

Seeing that he couldn't hide anymore, Chen Jianghe decided to go for it!

It is also a good opportunity to correct the bad habit of people urinating and defecating anywhere. People are not cats or dogs, so how can they urinate and defecate anywhere?

"Since the uncle has spoken, I will say a few words. Everyone please listen.

The cause of the incident tonight was that Banggeng was greedy for meat, and what happened was that Jia Zhang hid together with Banggeng and ate it secretly.

As a result, the second uncle urinated on the spot when he passed by the doorway, and happened to be next to Jia Zhang.

Then the second master got frightened, Jia Zhang fell down, and the stick was stuck in the bone. "

Seeing everyone nodding, Chen Jianghe continued:

“It’s true that the things came from my family, but I also saved the person, so there’s nothing wrong with that!

This matter has been exposed.

Of course, Jia Zhang still has to make shoes, the two things are not contradictory.

And then... Uncle, you're the same, if you feel so suffocated, why don't you go to the toilet outside?

This is not only a misunderstanding, but it almost resulted in a loss of life.”

I feel embarrassed because of my bangs.

He really wanted to escape, but couldn't...

Who would believe that this is the first time someone has failed because of not following martial ethics!

But it’s really hard to defend at this time.

"So, in order to promote civility and set new trends, we need to safeguard the honor of our advanced compound.

I think it is necessary to punish the Second Master severely to serve as a warning to others!"

As soon as these words came out.

Not only Liu Haizhong and the onlookers, but even the elementary school teacher Yan Bugui were stunned!

Shouldn't such flowery words come from the mouth of a well-mannered person, like Yan Bugui?

When did Chen Jianghe, a junior high school idiot, become so cultured?

but.

You know what, every word he said makes sense and it's hard to find fault with it!