When Xiao Jiaojiao cried, the soldier king led the team to kill like crazy

Sikong Yan was extremely familiar with the owner of this mushroom-headed boy.

Wasn't it the culprit who made him pay 5,800 yuan for a haircut and 300 yuan for a skewers at night?

No wonder people say it’s easy to make money from women.

Five thousand eight hundred for a hair cut.

He is the biggest resentful person.

Why is this mushroom head worth so much money?

Just cut a few times like a mushroom, why charge a styling fee?

He also knew how to do this job. He could use the ladle from the water tank in the kitchen to cover his head. It only took two or three minutes.

After the haircut, it is definitely a mushroom-shaped hairdo, much neater than the one cut by some stylist.

Looking at the shaking mushroom, Sikong Yan said speechlessly: "Come in, what are you doing sneaking around?"

“…”

No problem.

No women!

The bed was made neatly and the cement floor was mopped till it was shiny, even cleaner than Sikong Yan's face.

Only then did Lu Yiling walk in solemnly with his hands behind his back.

The aura was like that of a leader going on an incognito visit.

He even tried to explain, "First of all, I'm not here to do a surprise check in the middle of the night to see if you have a mistress."

"I'm here to stay overnight!"

“…”

Sikong Yan looked at Lu Yiling's righteous look and almost laughed out of anger.

The beauty hidden in the golden house?

Surprise inspection?

Even if he has a beautiful woman in his house, he can't bring her to the base because it will have a bad impact.

Besides, is he such a fickle person who likes to play with the world?

A person with a clear conscience is not afraid of any slanderous shadow, and surprise inspections cannot be carried out at will.

His room couldn't possibly be a place to hide a beautiful girl, it could only be a place to hide the hot little lady from the Lu family.

"Didn't you just return to the dormitory?"

"It's already early in the morning, why are you not sleeping? What kind of surprise inspection is this?"

"Go back quickly, it will be bad if someone sees us!"

"Don't forget what you promised during the day!"

“…”

Wrong logic can't win.

He kept talking so earnestly that his mouth was bleeding. Lu Yiling probably thought that he was drinking purple rice and vegetable water.

Sikong Yan really had no way to deal with her, so he could only bring up the afternoon appointment.

Lu Yiling walked over, sat on the wrinkle-free bed, and said with a smile, "I'm just missing my precious fiancé, right?"

"As the saying goes, do what you want to do while you are young, and meet the people you want to meet. Who knows which will come first, tomorrow or an accident?"

"I want to see my big baby, isn't it coming?"

"..."

miss him?

Do you think with your mouth?

Every cell in her body expressed her disdain for him, and her eyes were extremely honest.

Only that mouth is a lie.

Sikong Yan said unhappily: "Speak human language!"

"..."

Lu Yiling quickly changed his words: "My bed got wet accidentally, so I'm planning to stay here for one night!"

“…”

She would never say that she had a conflict with someone in the dormitory and was soaked with water.

How gossipy she is, then?

When she was bullied, she came to her fiancé to complain.

What did she do?

She is the eldest daughter of the Lu family and a person of integrity.

Sikong Yan refused without even thinking: "No!"

"If a man and a woman are alone in the same room, people will gossip about them!"

"It's getting late, go back quickly!"

“…”

Unexpectedly, Lu Yiling not only had no intention of leaving, but instead moved closer to the tofu block behind him.

"We're engaged, why should we be afraid of gossip?"

"If it gets out, it will just mean that we have a good relationship!"

"Besides, we are in love and can live together! We are already engaged and will get married in the future. I don't object to living together before marriage, so why can't we live here?"

"If you're really afraid of people gossiping, just sleep on the floor!"

“…”

After he finished speaking, Lu Yiling turned sideways, scattered the quilt, and covered his legs with it.

It looks like we’re going to stay here tonight.

Sikong Yan was speechless to the extreme.

No objection to cohabitation before marriage.

She was not planning to sleep in the same bed with him, it was simply her attitude of taking over his nest.

The sentence of asking him to sleep on the floor reflected her thoughts.

That sounds so grandiose...

It would be a shame if he didn't go into sales with this mouth, because he will definitely be the sales champion every month.

Sikong Yan couldn't stand it any longer: "Lingling, go back to the dormitory!"

"Can you be a little more virtuous?"

“…”

As soon as Sikong Yan said this, he regretted it.

According to the temperament of this chili pepper, it's fine if you let it grow softly, but it will explode at the slightest touch.

With a crackling sound, a mushroom cloud rose up, and with a wave of his sleeves, not a single person was left alive.

Sure enough, when Lu Yiling heard Sikong Yan's words, he exploded the next moment.

A sneer appeared on that petite face.

His voice when he spoke was extremely cold, full of mockery and sarcasm.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, oh my, virtuous, where did you learn this word?"

"People are virtuous and kind, which is ancient times. Virtuous and kind are matched with scholarly families, and the promise is gentle as jade. May I ask, sir, is your family rich, or can you alone afford a sedan chair carried by eight people?"

"Are you a successful candidate in the imperial examination or worthy of being a lady from a wealthy family?"

“…”

Sikong Yan is a straight man who does more and says less.

How can he be a match for Lu Yiling when it comes to talking?

If the Si family isn’t extremely wealthy, then what is it?

Shengshi Group is a large international conglomerate. With a family fortune of US$3000 billion, it ranks first in Greater China and third in the world on the Hurun Global Rich List.

With such a prominent family background, what else could it be but a fortune?

Unfortunately, Sikong Yan was not a sharp-tongued person and did not retort.

Lu Yiling continued to brag: "My dear, your 'fiancée' is here to give you warmth late at night, you shouldn't have this attitude!"

"Where can you find a perfect wife like me, who is beautiful, kind, and perfect?"

"Nowadays, pretty people don't cook, those who cook are not gentle, gentle people have no opinions, those who have opinions are not feminine, those who are feminine spend money recklessly, those who don't spend money recklessly are not fashionable, and those who are fashionable are not reassuring."

"You should be happy to have a wife like me!"

"..."

Sikong Yan didn't say anything, nor did he chase anyone away.

It was not because of Lu Yiling's nonsense that he was convinced. If he married her, he should be grateful and treat her like his little ancestor.

It's because he is too busy.

The desk is piled with documents that need to be sorted out, and I don't have time to chat with her.

There was a mosquito buzzing next to his ear, making his head hurt.

Even the most troublesome soldiers don’t have such a headache.

Forget it, just stay here, just stay here.

He had been planning to stay up all night, so the bed was for him to sleep in for the night.

"Don't you want to go to bed? Go to bed now!"

"We have training tomorrow morning!"

"..."

Seeing Sikong Yan compromise, Lu Yiling smiled triumphantly.

I want to compare one to myself.

But she was also afraid that she was too childish and seemed immature and not stable enough, which made her seem to care too much about Sikong Yan's thoughts.

Lu Yiling glanced at the desk casually.

I was shocked when I saw it.

Gather at six o'clock tomorrow morning, run ten kilometers, and stand in military posture all morning?

Mommy.

She suspected that Sikong Yan was seeking revenge and was trying to make up for the ten kilometers she had been forced to run.

But she had no evidence.

Being stared at by Lu Yiling, Sikong Yan felt a little uncomfortable and stood up: "I'm going to take a shower!!!"