When Xiao Jiaojiao cried, the soldier king led the team to kill like crazy
Chapter 79: Try Blowing 1 on the Spot
After checking your internal affairs, it's time to go to bed.
This time, quite a few problems were found among the prospective recruits.
However, Li Mu does not have the energy to punish them now, and he has to deal with the hot potato of his sister-in-law first.
This question is too tricky.
Although there is no explicit rule in the base that prohibits dating.
But this kind of thing has always been tacitly known to everyone.
Not to mention having relationships, there is no chance of falling in love. After all, everyone is busy with training and has no time and energy for love.
Most veterans go home to date and get married during their leave.
When the time is right, the wife can join the army.
Otherwise, when the term is reached, they can just retire, get married and have children without any delay at all.
So, it’s difficult!
Don’t know how to deal with it.
This is the captain's household affair, so let the captain handle it himself.
The lights in the entire building went out.
Lu Yiling lay on the bed, greeting his brother Lu Yihe harshly.
He’s really my brother.
This is a trap for her, and she won't be compensated for it.
She really didn't know what to say.
This matter will definitely be reported to Sikong Yan. How will she explain it then?
Tell Sikong Yan that she has been thinking about him for a long time?
Just looking forward to having a substantial relationship with him?
this.....
Isn't this what?
Although on weekdays, she was not serious in front of Sikong Yan, calling him "big darling", "husband", "second dog" randomly, depending on her mood, without any shame.
But in fact, she is just a paper tiger, full of empty talk.
When things get serious, he becomes extremely cowardly.
Hey!
Hey hey hey ah!
That day, she didn't want to pick up Lu Yihe, but Sikong Yan insisted on taking her there.
When Lu Yihe was released from the detention center and sent to the company, he asked his female secretary to put a box of this in her clothes pocket.
And quietly told her: "Be a little worried!"
"Don't kill anyone!"
“It’s bad for your health!!!”
“…”
Lu Yiling: .....
At that time, she wanted to throw this thing back to Lu Yihe because he was the only one who needed it.
Her relationship with Sikong Yan is very pure and without any color.
But because Sikong Yan was there, she was too embarrassed to take it out, so she took it back to the base, threw it into the closet, and didn't care about it.
Who knew that this base also had to conduct internal affairs inspections.
In their previous lives, when they were trained by their master, he only cared about their training. The dormitory was as messy as a doghouse, and mice needed navigation to get in, but no one cared.
As long as they are comfortable, the master won’t care about them so much.
But when I got here, everything was different.
The more Lu Yiling thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.
His eyes opened suddenly, and there was a cold light in his eyes.
wrong!
When she went upstairs, the female soldier from the patrol team was checking 201, and then followed her up.
After they left Room 306, they symbolically checked other dormitories on the third floor and then left the building.
This is directed at her!!!
The more Lu Yiling thought about it, the more he felt that this was feasible.
Oh shit!
This is directed at her.
If it fails once, there will definitely be a next time.
Her bad premonition became stronger and stronger.
Lu Yiling rolled over and stood up.
She got up and began to put on her clothes. Sun Hong, who was sitting opposite her, was also tossing and turning and couldn't sleep. She turned her head and looked at Lu Yiling's bed: "Sister Ling, you don't want to sleep anymore?"
“…”
Lu Yiling had a cold face, but when he spoke, all his emotions were restrained.
"Get up and put on your clothes!"
"Fold the quilt and sleep with your clothes on!"
"There should be another emergency meeting tonight!"
"The instructor will not let this fish that slipped through the net in our dormitory go free!!!"
“…”
Lu Yiling and Sun Hong started to put on their clothes and fold their quilts. The other people in the dormitory woke up instantly, got up and started to put on their clothes and fold their quilts.
Lu Yiling doesn't know how to fold tofu cubes.
They can only fold something that looks similar, and it looks the same on the outside, but it's actually a mess on the inside.
If there is an emergency assembly, she won't be able to fold the quilt.
By then...
Hehehe!!!
As it turned out, Lu Yiling's hunch was correct.
Tonight, there is another emergency meeting.
After the whistle was blown, everyone in the dormitory woke up.
They looked at each other.
Oh my god, Sister Ling is so awesome.
She is simply an expert at predicting things. She guessed it all correctly.
After washing their faces, they ran downstairs.
During this emergency assembly, the female soldiers in Dormitory 306 arrived at the assembly point the fastest, even faster than the veterans.
Li Mu was stunned.
Does this work too?
Are all here?
Neat and tidy?
This was faster than the veterans. After a minute, the veterans began to run down from the dormitory building one after another to gather.
Li Mu was extremely angry.
Did my sister-in-law escape again?
No wonder the captain said that the sister-in-law is a little fox. He has to fight with her with wits and courage. It is not easy to abuse her.
Li Mu didn't believe it at first.
But after several rounds of confrontation, Li Mu believed what the captain said.
I feel so miserable!
This is probably the most difficult batch of soldiers to lead. It's really a tough job.
When all the soldiers had gathered, the patrol team began to check the internal affairs of each dormitory one by one.
This time, the wardrobes will not be checked, so there will be no female soldiers in the dormitory.
They check and record it.
When checking 306, several female soldiers were dumbfounded.
Everything was neatly arranged, the quilts were neatly folded, the whole dormitory was tidy, and there was not a single flaw to be found.
Therefore, during this housekeeping inspection, the female soldiers in dormitory 306 escaped again.
The other "prospective recruits" were abused badly.
In his heart, he was probably cursing Instructor Li Mu harshly, but he could only be angry but not say anything.
After dawn.
Lu Yiling was called to Sikong Yan's office again.
Alas, she has become a frequent visitor to Sikong Yan’s office, a regular visitor who comes once a day.
She really didn't want to come.
I have to be extremely alert every time, which is tiring.
Lu Yiling knocked on Sikong Yan's office door and walked in.
Then he saw the box of Durex lying quietly on his desk.
Terrible!
Li Mu, this fellow, had bad intentions as he reported the matter to Sikong Yan.
When he came, Lu Yiling guessed that it might be because of this incident, but he still held on to some hope.
But when she saw the box of condoms, her hope was gone.
Sikong Yan looked up at Lu Yiling, and when he saw her guilty look, he almost laughed out of anger.
He said casually, "Here I come!"
"Explain, what's going on with this condom!"
“…”
Lu Yiling smiled awkwardly: "Well...I have nothing to do, so I'll blow up a balloon and use it as a toy, okay?"
“It’s big and durable, so you can play with it for a long time!”
“…”
Blow up a balloon?
Ha ha!
Sikong Yan had a cold face as he tore open the package and took out one of the individual packages.
"Blowing up a balloon?"
"Let's see if we can blow one live!!!"
PS: The 15th is over!!!
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