When Xiao Jiaojiao cried, the soldier king led the team to kill like crazy
Chapter 92: Pit Brother, Pit to a New Level
Knowing that Mr. Lu was coming, Lu Yiling was very scared and kept hiding behind Lu Yihe.
Seeing how cowardly she was, Lu Yihe felt very disappointed with her.
He said with disdain: "Okay, what are you afraid of?"
"The old man is old, beating people is just bluffing!"
"Besides, you're just a little girl, will he really hit you?"
"I'm always the one who gets beaten the hardest as the older brother!"
"What a coward!"
“…”
A sly look flashed in Lu Yiling's eyes, and he continued to speak weakly: "Brother, I was wrong about this matter. I shouldn't have been impulsive. Grandpa will definitely not let me go this time!"
"If he breaks my legs, remember to stop him!"
"I'm afraid of pain, I don't want to be disabled!!..."
“…”
Lu Yihe: "Prosperity!"
"Alright, alright, seeing how useless you are, I'll block it for you later, is that ok?"
"How can you be a soldier if you look like this?"
"You should go home and continue to be the darling little princess you are!"
“…”
When Lu Yiling heard the answer she wanted, the smile in his eyes became even brighter.
Because she was standing behind Lu Yihe, her expression could not be seen.
If Lu Yihe saw her cheating expression, he might not have agreed to Lu Yiling's request.
How could she be so arrogant? When the old man wanted to beat her, she asked him to block it.
She wanted him to take the blame alone and clear herself of all blame.
What the hell.
Little Fox.
A black-bellied little fox.
How could he have spoiled such a heartless little fox who was a professional scoundrel?
It was time for dinner at the police station.
Lu Yihe and Lu Yiling were lucky to be brought to the police station at a good time and had the honor of having dinner with them.
Eating is the happiest thing.
Since going to the base for training, Lu Yiling's appetite has been very good and his food intake has increased a lot.
One person actually ate two bowls of rice noodles.
This made Lu Yihe dumbfounded.
He looked at his little sister with a distressed look on his face: "Lingling, are you not getting enough food at the base?"
"I can eat two bowls of rice noodles!"
"Eating so much at night, be careful not to overeat or you'll become as fat as a pig!"
“…”
Lu Yihe had taken the bait, and Lu Yiling's attitude towards him changed.
She looked up and glanced at him: "What's so good about being thin?"
"Look at you, you're so cunning. When grandpa beats you, all you can do is break your bones. You even hate to hurt your hands. Otherwise, I wouldn't use the soles of my shoes instead!"
"Besides, I'm already engaged, so I don't have to worry about not being able to get married."
"You're a single guy, so you need to stay in shape, otherwise you won't be able to find a wife!"
“…”
When Lu Yihe heard this, his face darkened.
really!
As expected, there is no way to have any mercy on Lu Yiling.
This guy doesn't deserve any sympathy.
So angry!
Lu Yiling ate two bowls of rice noodles using one pair of chopsticks and put the other pair of chopsticks into his camouflage uniform.
These chopsticks will be very useful later.
After all this trouble, an hour passed.
Lu Yiling heard the sound of car exhaust outside, his expression suddenly changed, and his emotions began to brew.
The speed at which his expression changes is even faster than turning the pages of a book.
Before, he looked nonchalant and calm.
But now, he turns into a coward in an instant.
It's like a child who has done something wrong and is afraid of being punished by his parents.
Sure enough, five minutes later, Mr. Lu walked in with a gloomy face.
His sharp eyes swept across the two little ones in the room.
At this time, Lu Yiling suddenly rushed towards Grandpa Lu, squatted down and hugged his legs, and said in panic: "Grandpa, I was wrong!"
"I shouldn't be impulsive and emotionally unstable. Once Lu Yihe instigated me, I made a big mistake!"
"Grandpa, I am immature and shouldn't be so heroic. I shouldn't go to Chen Yueyi to settle the score. Grandpa, I really know I was wrong!"
"Grandpa, at first, I didn't want to go. I thought, forget it, the organization will definitely give Sun Hong an explanation for this matter. But my brother kept egging me on. He held a baseball bat and asked me to follow him..."
"So...so...Grandpa, I regretted it afterwards. I was wrong and I regret it, but my brother is the culprit in this matter. He cannot escape the blame!"
“…”
Lu Yihe behind Lu Yiling: ....
Oh shit! ! !
He just knew it, he just knew it!!!
Lu Yiling, this little fox, dug a hole for him to jump into.
At first, Lu Yihe didn't react at all. What did Lu Yiling want to borrow his baseball bat for?
It was obviously of no use and she had no intention of hitting anyone with the baseball bat. Wasn't this a waste of time?
But I didn’t know, damn, this is such a big pit.
Let him take the blame.
The baseball bat belonged to him and was in his car.
Even if he had a mouth full of mouths now, he still couldn't explain it clearly.
He is definitely responsible for this.
Still a big pot.
No, it should be the pagoda of Li Tianwang.
Once he is covered, he can't escape.
Lu Yihe's face suddenly turned gloomy, and there were thousands of horses galloping in his heart.
angry!
So angry.
But there is no way.
What can I do?
excuse?
He just promised Lu Yiling that he would help her block it...
He covered her.
Damn it, if he had known it was a complete attempt to pass the buck, he would never have agreed to it.
Receiving Mr. Lu's eagle-like sharp gaze, Lu Yihe's hair began to tremble.
"okay!"
"Let's talk about it when we get home!!!"
"Two disgraceful things..."
“…”
Afterwards, Lu Yiling and Lu Yihe, like two quails, hung their heads and got into Mr. Lu’s car.
The old house of the Lu family.
Mr. Lu sat majestically on the single sofa in the main seat and said sternly, "Kneel down!"
“…”
Plop.
Lu Yihe and Lu Yiling knelt down together.
There is no need to be so arrogant. Just kneel down first.
This is the experience I gained from being beaten since childhood, so I must have a good attitude when admitting my mistakes.
Otherwise, Mr. Lu would beat him even harder.
Lu Yiling knelt down and quickly admitted his mistake: "Grandpa, I was wrong, I was really wrong!"
"Next time, I won't dare to do it again..."
"Grandpa, break my legs!!!"
“…”
At this time, Lu Yiling took out a pair of chopsticks from his camouflage pocket and handed them to Mr. Lu.
"Grandpa, I was wrong!"
"I am willing to accept the punishment! Yes, use the chopsticks to break my legs!"
“…”
Mr. Lu looked at the disposable chopsticks that Lu Yiling handed over, and was furious.
"What the hell, get out of here!"
"Get away..."
Lu Yiling's eyes lit up with joy: "Okay, get out, I'll get out, I'll get out right away!"
"Definitely get out of here!!!"
“…”
As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Yiling hugged his knees and rolled quickly towards the stairs.
He stood up, took two steps at a time, quickly went upstairs and fled the scene of the accident.
Lu Yihe, who was kneeling, was dumbfounded.
Does this work too?
How about he try it too?
Lu Yihe took a look at the baseball bat he brought back from the police station, picked it up and handed it over.
"Grandpa, I was wrong too. Use your baseball bat to break my legs!"
“…”
At the stairs, Lu Yiling, who had a mushroom-shaped head, suddenly said, "Grandpa, beat him up!"
"If my brother never dares to use a baseball bat again, the world will be a peaceful place!"
“…”
Lu Yihe looked up at the stairs and roared, "Lu Yiling!!!"
ps: After the 20th, the extra chapter is coming, it’s really coming!!! O(n_n)O haha~, see you tomorrow!!
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