The sword seller is wearing a red coat, applause for the whole living person

(Brain storage, guaranteed to make you laugh)

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“Bang, bang, bang—!”

"Fortune telling, fortune telling, I will answer all your questions and I will win for sure!"

"Count your father's noble surname! Count your mother's age, count the number of people in your family, and calculate one low-grade spirit stone each time. If you can't calculate it, the second time will be half price!"

On the Jiujian Mountain, Chi Miao wore a mask that covered the upper half of his face, and wore the gray short robe unique to outer disciples. He set up a mobile stall and beat drums and gongs. His shouts were so loud!

Today is the Jiujian Mountain's recruitment ceremony. As the world's number one sword sect and one of the top ten sects in the world of cultivation, Jiujian Mountain is definitely the top one with a lot of people coming and going.

Chi Miao had planned to set up a stall here half a month ago. He deliberately knocked out a lone outer disciple from the Nine Swords Mountain and stripped him of his clothes. He had been waiting for this day!

Vicious?

Fortunately... She saw the outer disciple jumping around and cursing today, saying that some bastard had stripped him of his skin before.

As for who this bastard was, she had no idea.

She only knew that she had been in this world for ten years and was an orphan at the beginning, but apart from the reminder when she first arrived that she had "the most powerful system in history if she survived till the end of time", she didn't have any cheat codes.

Because the name is too long, Chi Miao had to affectionately call it the "Gou Shi System".

The first unlocking task of this Gou Shi system is extremely difficult.

[Task: "Introduction to Hiding Techniques"]

[Task introduction: The most despicable thing in the world is deception. Deceive the heavens and the earth, abandon personal qualities, and enjoy an immoral life. ]

[Mission objective: Successfully cheat 100 times, and not be discovered by the victim after one hour.]

[Task progress: 99/100]

[Task Reward: Unlock the system and get a novice gift pack x1]

ten years!

Do you know how desperate she is as a useless orphan in this world full of immortals? !

Now there is only one last chance to unlock the system, so she can only put her conscience aside for the time being.

After she unlocks the system, she will definitely turn over a new leaf and become a good girl with a beautiful and kind heart to wash away the sins of so many years.

At this time, someone laughed.

"You are an interesting person. You set up a stall to tell fortunes, but the things you tell are all messed up. You even ask for a low-grade spirit stone each time. Do you think I am mentally retarded?!"

Chi Miao was just waiting for someone to ask a question, and the lines came out as soon as he opened his mouth: "You are wrong, look, what am I wearing? The clothes of the outer disciples of Jiujian Mountain, if I don't have some mysterious skills, how can I wear this clothes, let alone set up a stall here!"

For a moment, there was complete silence, and everyone looked at Chi Miao doubtfully, gazing him up and down.

Although the girl was wearing a mask, her voice was clear and crisp.

The most important thing is that her eyes are extremely sincere and her face is innocent and pure. She is obviously a good girl at first glance.

"This……"

Everyone looked at each other, puzzled, and then started discussing.

"That's true. She must be a disciple of Nine Swords Mountain. If she really had no ability, how could she set up a stall here?"

"If you ask me, this might be part of the Nine Swords Mountain Trial, a test of our IQ!"

"That makes sense...but since it's a test of IQ, should we go up and ask?"

Chi Miao said nothing, just looked at these people and smiled.

At this time, a voice from the crowd rang out: "Whether to ask or not, isn't it obvious?"

Everyone went there after hearing the voice. The man who spoke was dressed in golden clothes and had a handsome appearance. When he appeared, his entire body was covered with golden instruments, looking extremely luxurious.

Chi Miao's eyes immediately lit up.

With her many years of experience in fraud, she was 100% sure and certain.

A big customer is coming!

Chi Miao pretended to be mysterious, and said with a half-smile: "Oh? How is it so obvious?"

The big customer said: "Your words are so stupid, no normal person would believe it. Jiujianshan definitely thinks so, so I will do the opposite. You... must have some secrets!"

Chi Miao: “Really?”

"Of course, I, Jin Shengfei, have been in this world of cultivation for many years, and I am used to it. I will never make a mistake!"

When Chi Miao heard the name, he was more excited than the people around him.

Jin Shengfei!

Born into the wealthy Jin family, he was already in the late stage of Qi training at the age of eighteen. He was already well-known in the world of cultivation. People outside were speculating which sect he would join at this year's recruiting ceremony.

I actually came to Jiujian Mountain.

Great, great, what a big customer!

Chi Miao was very excited, but he still wanted to play hard to get.

But before she could open her mouth to speak, her spell was interrupted by the other party.

Jin Shengfei flicked his sleeves, and a crystal stone containing extremely pure power appeared on the table of the stall.

"A top-grade spirit stone. I want to see what you are capable of!"

"Top-grade spiritual stone! Jin Shengfei is indeed the young master of the Jin family. What a generous gesture!"

You know, one top-grade spirit stone is enough to buy a mansion in the mortal world, and it is more precious than hundreds of low-grade spirit stones.

Even Chi Miao, who had been cheating for years, almost couldn't help but say, "Wow, male king! You are so cool!"

She suppressed her inner excitement and slowly put the top-grade spirit stone into her pocket with her small hand.

"Since Master Jin trusts you so much, shall I start?"

"Come!"

"Put your hand over here."

Chi Miao held Jin Shengfei's hand, held his breath and concentrated for a moment before saying loudly, "Your father's last name is Jin! Is that correct?"

Jin Shengfei: “Yes!”

Everyone: "Huh?"

Before anyone else could react, Chi Miao said, "Your mother is a woman! Is that true?"

Jin Shengfei: "That's right!"

Chi Miao: "You are now in the late stage of Qi Refining, and you are only half a step away from building a foundation."

Jin Shengfei: "You know all this?"

Chi Miao was also surprised, if it’s not me, buddy… why are you praising me so much?

If she didn't know the truth, she would have thought you were an actor she hired.

Fortunately, she wasn't the one who invited him.

This acting is so poor!

Before Chi Miao could continue speaking, Jin Shengfei became excited and asked several questions in succession.

After Chi Miao's vague and pretentious high-EQ speech, Jin Shengfei was completely convinced.

Jin Shengfei: "You are a divine fortune teller! You are truly a divine fortune teller!"

He excitedly grabbed Chi Miao's hand, but Chi Miao smiled and pushed it away: "My test is over. Believe me, you will be able to successfully enter Jiujian Mountain today and become a disciple of Jiujian Mountain."

Jin Shengfei's eyes were burning as he laughed out loud.

He knew it, he was smart and quick-witted, and he saw through it at a glance that this was the trial of Nine Swords Mountain.

He wanted to say something, but Chi Miao in front of him threw a smoke bomb down. After everyone coughed, the smoke dissipated and the girl was no longer seen.

"This..." The passerby was surprised, "He left just like that, it feels like..."

Before he even uttered the word "fraud", Jin Shengfei burst into laughter.

"Great! He comes and goes without a trace, worthy of being a disciple of Nine Swords Mountain. Awesome! Awesome!"

Everyone: "..."

After thinking about it, I decided not to say anything.

Young Master Jin seemed to believe it very much.

Just as everyone was feeling speechless, a sword light exploded in the sky.

Boom——!

One sword opens the sky!

Where the clouds dispersed, several golden lights fell, auspicious clouds floated up, and several immortals with sage-like demeanor stood on the clouds.

"Nine Swords Mountain, open the mountain!"

"The first round of testing, checking spiritual roots!"

——Author’s words——

Crazy, studying like crazy.

Write something abstract, funny, nonsensical, without values ​​or logic.

The heroine has low quality and mainly attacks indiscriminately.

The article is like what the brain says, the whole article is full of crazy men and women.

ps: The whole book is full of memes, and you can find hints of the plot from a large number of memes.

Key point: I told you in advance that you can’t scold me or give me low stars because of this! ! ! !