The sword seller is wearing a red coat, applause for the whole living person
Chapter 65 The Little Girl Selling Coffins
Chi Miao!
This name exploded like a bolt of thunder in a clear sky, making everyone look incredulous.
The master chosen by the Weeping Sword is a miraculous existence who broke through the Qi Refining Stage and brought about nine thunder tribulations!
After Chi Miao said his name, everyone's heart rose to their throat and tensed up.
Kill Chi Miao?
That would indeed make you the enemy of the entire cultivation world!
After all, if anything happened to Chi Miao, the Weeping Sword would probably return to its previous dead state and have to wait for the next time... They might not live to wait!
Who wouldn't want to know the secret of the immortal Tianbei in Tianbei Cave?
"No wonder she has such an extraordinary aura, it turns out to be Chi Miao... No wonder, no wonder!"
"But Chi Miao...isn't he already dead?!"
Wen Renxiao, who had a tense face and looked extremely ugly, immediately laughed after being reminded: "Yes, the people from Nine Swords Mountain just admitted that Chi Miao died in the thunder tribulation! Today is her seventh day! You are pretending to be her? What a fool!"
Chi Miao glanced at everyone in Jiujian Mountain.
He looked at Wen Ren Xiao again, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Brainless."
"What did you say?!"
"I told you you have no brains! Did you hear me? This time it's super loud!"
Chi Miao really spoke loudly this time, and then asked: "Because everyone thought I was dead, my sect leader and elders were so surprised just now. Isn't this unreasonable?"
"Of course, this reason cannot convince you, so I can only ask you to take a good look at it——"
"My super frozen coffin!"
The camera turned and the picture was shown next to Chi Miao.
The tables were filled with people, and everyone was happily eating delicious food.
The funeral singing team at the side made some temporary money, so they changed into singing opera without changing their clothes.
Such a leisurely look.
It seems like... we are having a feast?
Everyone: "???"
Whose feast is this?
Chi Miao's?
Is it such a grand event?
Jin Shengfei's voice came: "Sorry, I cut to the wrong screen. It's this side."
Jin Shengfei waved his hand, and an exquisite and beautiful crystal coffin appeared in front of everyone.
It was obvious that the material of the coffin was unusual, it must be an expensive item.
There is also a black and white portrait of Chi Miao painted on it.
Jin Shengfei took advantage of everyone's silence and began to introduce passionately:
"This coffin is called the Ice Crystal Coffin for Eternal Youth, and it is exclusively sponsored by Jin Shengfei, the young master of the Jiangling Jin family."
"Look at the size. We used the ultimate space forging technique to make room for you. Not only can we bury you, but we can also bury your wife and son with you. If you feel lonely, we can put your whole family in there."
"As for this portrait, we specially hired the best painter in the world to hand-paint it. It is a private custom-made one, and it is one-of-a-kind!"
"In order to ensure the quality, we have specially invited the Saint of Nine Swords Mountain Ying Wuhuo to be the spokesperson. Come, Senior Brother Wuhuo, have a word."
Ying Wuhuo appeared with a red face, covering half of his face with his sword, and said with a dry cough: "They are right."
Chi Miao complained on the side: "You are too perfunctory, can you be more enthusiastic towards customers? We can't use this coffin, we have to make a profit! And that old Deng will definitely need it, now is a good time to fool people!"
"Cut this off! Cut it off!"
The scene switches back to Jin Shengfei, who says with a smile:
"Sorry, this is just a small episode."
"Let's get back to the point! The Eternal Youth Ice Crystal Coffin was originally priced at 888 top-grade spirit stones, but now it's on clearance sale for only 88! It's better to act than to be tempted! Slow or you'll miss it!"
Everyone present was stunned watching this scene.
They all opened their mouths wide.
Eat your own table and sell your own coffin? !
"what???"
Are they really geniuses?
"As expected, as long as people live long enough, they can see everything... Is this the style you guys at Nine Swords Mountain are following now?"
"Jiujianshan, are you crazy?"
The leader and elders of Jiujian Mountain were also blushing.
The pillars of their sect in the new era were not like this before!
Now... now why has Chi Miao led everyone astray? ! !
The people of Jiujian Mountain are also ashamed now.
"Ahem... this is just a test."
"Test what?"
"Test your ability to distinguish right from wrong."
Everyone: "..."
silent.
But indeed, after watching this passage, no one will doubt Chi Miao's identity anymore.
Such a grand funeral, with black and white paintings on the coffin.
You can't sell your soul just to annoy people, right?
The camera cut back to Chi Miao.
"Is there anyone who wants to buy a coffin? That's such a pity..."
"Um, um... Leader of the Heavenly Sword Sect, are you interested? I feel like you really need it."
This means cursing someone to death.
Wen Renxiao was so angry that he laughed.
After confirming that this person was Chi Miao, he really couldn't do anything about it.
At least before the Tianbei Cave is opened, Chi Miao must not die.
He was so angry that he was shaking.
But what could he do? He really had no solution at all!
He had been the leader of the Tianjian Sect for so many years, yet one day he was humiliated like this!
Wen Renxiao gritted his teeth and said, "Your status can protect you temporarily, but can it protect you forever?!"
Chi Miao: "Hey, are you threatening me, uncle?"
Who the hell is your uncle? Are you familiar with him?
Chi Miao smiled and said, "Everyone is afraid of my death and dare not kill me, it's simply because of the matter of Tianbei Cave Mansion. If I die... you basically won't be able to wait for this method of becoming an immortal."
"Can't you protect me for my entire life? As long as I don't open the Tianbei Cave, then you can only waste time with me. Hey - do you think you will live longer or I will live longer?"
Wen Renxiao clenched his fist: "..."
"Lao Deng, say something, Lao Deng, why aren't you talking?"
Wen Renxiao gritted his teeth and said, "How dare you not open it?!"
Chi Miao tilted his neck, his momentum was no less than his own: "Do you think I dare not open it?!"
"I'm telling you, if you threaten me again, I won't have to wait for you to threaten me again. I'll die now!"
As Chi Miao spoke, he drew out the Weeping Sword and put it against his neck.
At this moment, everyone was panicked and anxious.
“Hey hey hey hey! Don’t be impulsive! Junior-Martial Brother Chi Miao, don’t be impulsive! Impulsiveness is the devil!”
"Hey, Junior-Martial Brother Chi Miao, why are you so angry with him? He doesn't understand anything. Honey, let's be good. Let's let it go. Let's talk it over nicely. Let's talk it over nicely!"
"People from Nine Swords Mountain, please persuade your own disciples!"
However, Chi Miao snorted coldly: "No matter who tries to persuade me, it's useless! He insulted me at Jiujian Mountain before, and I'm not allowed to provoke him back? What's the logic of this! Let's talk it over nicely? Do you think I'm stupid?"
"When I open the Tianbei Cave Mansion in the future and it is no longer valuable, he will kill me!"
"You want me to put down the sword now, one condition!"
"He! The leader of the Heavenly Sword Sect, Wen Renxiao, must swear to the Heavenly Dao in front of everyone! You will never hurt me in this life!!"
You'll Also Like
-
Peerless: Gu Master Transforms Douluo.
Chapter 321 2 hours ago -
I became an immortal in the mountains
Chapter 568 2 hours ago -
The Dutian Lingguan Road that started from the Taoist soldiers
Chapter 425 2 hours ago -
Dragons only want to be in the water, and don't like to stay in the wilderness
Chapter 434 2 hours ago -
Anti-Qing: Starting from the Jintian Uprising
Chapter 505 2 hours ago -
Douluo: Reincarnation, the King's Power Never Dies, Unrivaled in the World
Chapter 273 2 hours ago -
Under One Person, the little witch only wants to collect elves
Chapter 420 2 hours ago -
The Strongest Soldier: From Being Specially Recruited into the Army
Chapter 174 2 hours ago -
People in Doupo: The beginning of the game intercepts the rich woman Xun'er
Chapter 550 2 hours ago -
60s: I have a store
Chapter 503 2 hours ago