Quickly wear, what should I do if the vicious cannon fodder is too stupid

"I'm from Beijing. I'm a sophomore now, and I came here to have some fun during the summer vacation."

Bullshit, it’s obviously his father who wants to exile him for two months.

But... now he felt that it was not really exile.

Feng He's eyes became brighter.

He then asked, “When will you go home?”

Zhuang Zelin touched his head nonchalantly and said, "I'll go back when I've had enough fun."

Feng He smiled and nodded, saying in a kind tone: "Okay, I'll come and play with you when I have time. But I have to go to work now."

Zhuang Zelin was stunned for a moment. In his concept, he didn't know that a boy of Feng He's age had to work.

He asked subconsciously: "How old are you? Are you in college?"

Feng He shook his head honestly and said honestly: "My grades in high school were terrible. After the college entrance examination, I went home to farm."

Zhuang Zelin nodded with a serious expression, and it seemed that he felt some pity for Feng He.

Feng He said in his heart: Ahahaha, brother, there is really no need. Every life has its own fun. It is not necessarily the best that most people think is good.

"What are you going to do? I can help you."

Zhuang Zelin looked at Feng He and said.

Feng He was shocked. Did Zhuang Zelin say these words?

This young master just had a look of disdain on his face, and he couldn't wait to escape from this place.

He quickly said, "No, you're new here and there are still many places you're not familiar with. Just pack your things first."

Zhuang Zelin thought about it and said, "Okay, I'll find you when I have time."

Feng He waved and said goodbye to him.

Zhuang Zelin's face froze for a moment, and his facial muscles seemed to be twitching.

He also imitated Feng He's movements and waved his hand.

After completing the action, he froze and looked at his hands in disbelief.

Then he muttered to himself: "What's going on? Isn't this a trick only used by kindergarten kids? That little beauty is unsophisticated, and you follow suit... Damn, this is too unsophisticated, I can't stand it..."

Although Zhuang Zelin said the same thing, he stared at Feng He's back without blinking until he disappeared in the morning mist.

"Fuck... I'm such a loser..."

Zhuang Zelin slapped himself twice, without using much strength.

No, he still wants to build a house himself.

It doesn't need to be too big, one floor is enough, he likes to live alone.

Unlike Li Yanshu, who is very casual.

Feng He was caught by his mother as soon as he returned home.

Feng He saw his mother looking anxious and grabbed his hand very tightly.

He quickly asked, "What's wrong? Mom, don't worry."

"Hey, my dear, you are finally back. Help me find a chicken. We lost a chicken at home."

Mother Feng was a little annoyed and anxious.

When Feng He heard this, he immediately thought this was a big deal, and he immediately asked, "Why did the chicken disappear? Where did it run to?"

Mother Feng said, "When I was feeding the chickens this morning, I thought of catching a chicken to stew. Your birthday is in two days, so I wanted to stew a chicken for you. Who knew that the chicken would be scared away... and it didn't come back when it was time for lunch..."

Feng He was so moved when he heard this that he would drool every time he saw the fat chickens in his chicken coop.

"Woo woo woo, thank you mom, I'll go find it right away."

Feng He spoke unclearly to his mother, and if you listened carefully you could hear the sound of him swallowing saliva.

His family raises a lot of chickens, ducks, and three big white geese.

Chicken eggs are eaten daily, and duck eggs are salted during festivals, which are salty and delicious. Goose is even more so, as every part of it is a treasure.

Plus a pig in the pigsty.

Originally they had cows, but after his eldest and second brothers got married and started their own families and businesses, they brought the cows to their place to graze.

Feng He had never seen a cow before, but now she often saw other people’s cows grazing.

Black and yellow cows walked slowly on the slope, eating grass.

Cute tight.

Feng He searched along the mountains surrounding her home, leaving no corner untouched.

How could I not take it seriously? Just kidding, it was his birthday dinner!

Feng He searched frantically, but the area was too large and his chickens were very active, so it was not easy to find them.

It’s so annoying. Feng He is panting due to exhaustion.

He missed Xiao Yushan so much. He always felt that Xiao Yushan was very powerful and he should have found the chicken by now.

And it is possible to catch it.

Fenghe was tired, so she lay down on the grass on the mountain to enjoy the cool in the shade.

I don’t know if it was because it was too dark where he was, or if his body had yet to make itself felt, but someone passed by and didn’t see him, and then tripped over him.

And it was fucking propped up above his body.

Face to face, their lips were almost touching.

Feng He widened his eyes in shock. Oh my God, luckily no one was pressing on him, otherwise he couldn’t imagine how painful it would be.

When Feng He's eyes met Jiao's, she discovered that it was Zhuang Zelin whom she had just met.

Zhuang Zelin just stared at him blankly, his face seemed to be getting more depressed.

Feng He's face tightened and he immediately put his hand up.

"What are you doing? Why don't you get up? Are you trying to crush me to death?"

Feng He muttered to herself, her pale pink lips opening and closing.

Zhuang Zelin only felt more dizzy.

Fenghe is so soft.

He gritted his teeth, kept calm, and then got up from Feng He.

"Why are you lying here? I didn't even see you when I was walking by just now."

Zhuang Zelin changed the subject abruptly. His voice made his intentions more obvious than they actually were.

Feng He honestly told the story of how he caught the chicken that had run away from his home.

Then I couldn't find it and I was tired, so I lay down and rested for a while.

Zhuang Zelin laughed and raised his thick eyebrows, looking sunny and handsome.

"Let's look for it together. I came to your house to visit and play with you."

"oh oh."

No wonder Zhuang Zelin appeared in this area behind his home.

Feng He and Zhuang Zelin started looking for chickens together.

The project was quite large, and when the sun went down a little, they finally saw the chicken's tail.

Zhuang Zelin signaled Feng He not to make any noise so as not to disturb the chickens.

He went to catch the chicken himself.

Feng He watched nervously from the side.

As Zhuang Zelin touched the chicken, the chicken suddenly started "clucking" and flapped its wings, trying to fly away.

For a moment, the chicken struggled with great strength.

Moreover, the wind created by the wings was very strong, blowing up the leaves and dust nearby.

After a while, Feng He and Zhuang Zelin were covered in a layer of dust, and they looked completely dirty.

Looks very embarrassed.

But fortunately, Zhuang Zelin had subdued the chicken. He grabbed the fat chicken wings and the chicken flapped its wings in vain in his hands.

Feng He saw Zhuang Zelin spit out a chicken feather with an expressionless face.

He also had a chicken feather stuck in his head and some debris on his body.

"Here, I caught the chicken. Take me to your house."

Feng He looked at Zhuang Zelin with sparkling eyes.

Zhuang Zelin tried hard to hold back the smile that was about to rise.

Feng He led the way and brought Zhuang Zelin back home.

Zhuang Zelin looked at the bungalow in front of him, a little dazed.

Feng He looked at his expression and guessed that he had not seen such a simple house in the past twenty years.

He asked Zhuang Zelin to put the chicken into the chicken coop and then push down the wooden bolt on the door. Before that, he reached into the hen's nest and took out two very small eggs.

Although this egg is small, it is a real country egg. It is still expensive to buy it outside.

Feng He gave one to Zhuang Zelin.

"You can go home and cook it and eat it. It's delicious. Thank you for helping me catch the chicken today."