Quickly wear, what should I do if the vicious cannon fodder is too stupid

Feng He was anxious, and he said quickly: "Forget it, Master Wizard, you should just cut off my tail. My tail is the most beautiful... and even if I cut off my tail, I still have my legs..."

Meng Jinsong's eyelids jumped, and he lowered his eyes to look at Feng He who was wearing a wizard's cloak.

He felt a bitter pain in his heart, and his grip on Feng He became even tighter.

"Just cut mine. Feng He is afraid of pain. You probably don't want him to feel any pain either..."

Meng Jinsong stared at the wizard and spoke expressionlessly.

The wizard's dangling fingers trembled slightly.

He seemed to smile and said in a cold tone, "Okay, I'll cut yours."

Feng He was horrified and immediately said to Meng Jinsong: "No, no, you...if you don't have a tail, can you still have legs?"

Meng Jinsong was not sure either, but he smiled and touched Feng He's forehead soothingly.

"My medicine was developed by the research institute. Its efficacy can support me to find you in the sea. I am already very satisfied... It doesn't matter whether I have legs or not. As long as you don't want to stay here..."

Meng Jinsong said this close to Feng He's ear, without letting anyone else hear.

Feng He felt like he was about to pee in his eyes, he rolled around holding Meng Jinsong's tail, chattering non-stop: "No, no, you can't cut his tail, his tail is his leg... wuwuwu..."

After hugging the tail, he went to beg the wizard again: "Woo woo woo, Master Wizard, you are so considerate, just cut off my tail. Don't you like my tail the most?"

When Meng Jinsong heard this, he clenched his teeth tightly and frowned. He almost couldn't control himself and went up to pull Feng He back.

[You dare to say that? Aren't you afraid of ruining your image?]

The system suddenly popped up and reminded Feng He.

Feng He hadn't spoken to the system for a long time, and he was a little confused when it suddenly appeared.

After he realized what was happening, his expression changed, and he said, "It's already like this, why should I care so much?"

The system was also exhausted, and said weakly: "It's up to you."

The wizard sighed and said to Feng He, "If you continue to stay here and work, I can not cut either of you."

Feng He rolled his eyes when he heard this, then moved his lips twice and said, "Then how long will I have to do this?"

The wizard stared at him, seemingly expressionless, and finally said, "How about five years?"

Feng He was petrified on the spot. What? Five years, he was going to be a free laborer here for five years...

This this……

Feng He was hesitant and didn't want to agree, so Meng Jinsong said directly: "No need! I will take Feng He away today."

Feng He didn't say anything, because he didn't want to stay for five years. Although the food here has improved a lot, it still doesn't meet his taste...

Feng He glanced at the wizard secretly.

The wizard sneered, went into the house and took out a knife, ready to kill Meng Jinsong.

Feng He’s eyes widened and he immediately stood in front of Meng Jinsong.

"Master Wizard, how about we go to the land to play together... You must be tired of staying in the sea. He is very rich on land and can take you to eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks."

Feng He and Xi Ni have started to speak without thinking.

wizard:"……"

Seeing Feng He like this, the wizard was already a little impatient.

He threw away the knife and said, "From now on, you must set aside two months every year to work here and pay off your debts. Otherwise, I will cut off your tail."

After saying this, the wizard entered the house and closed the wooden door, which was clearly an intention to drive the guests away.

Feng He glared at the people outside.

After realizing what the wizard had requested, his face lit up with joy.

He immediately said happily: "Yes, yes, Master Wizard, you are such a good person! I will remember to come back every year!"

After receiving such conditions, Feng He couldn't believe it was true.

He looked at Meng Jinsong with a smile and said happily, "Meng Jinsong, that's great, we don't have to have our tails cut off!"

Silly.

Meng Jinsong also felt a little dazed. He looked at the wizard's back and the closed door thoughtfully.

The wizard indeed had special feelings for Feng He.

In order not to make Feng He embarrassed, he violated his own principles and retreated again and again.

Meng Jinsong lowered his eyes in thought for a moment, then raised his head to look at Feng He. He smiled and said, "Okay, I can accompany you every year and help him with the work."

Feng He nodded happily.

Hehehe, how could he not know? If Meng Jinsong came to help him, he wouldn't have to work at all.

Just fish around on the sidelines.

Ming Yan, who had been ignored for a long time, spoke up quietly: "Brother, didn't you say you just saw Feng He on the road? How come you have become his partner now?"

Ming Yan's tone was quite gnashing of teeth.

Meng Jinsong raised his eyebrows and said, "Special circumstances, special reasons."

The deception is obvious.

Ming Yan was so angry that he almost died. He was making things difficult for others!

Feng He blinked her big eyes and looked at Ming Yan, and said seriously: "Ming Yan, I haven't seen you for so long, you have become a little uglier."

Meng Jinsong: “…”

Ming Yan: “……!!!”

Misty Blue: "...??? What did you say?"

Feng He said with certainty: "You are just lazy and don't hunt for food yourself. I see your abdominal muscles have become smaller. Also, do you drink often? You smell like alcohol when you speak. It's so unpleasant."

The look in his eyes was like: "Little guy, don't I know you?"

The corners of Meng Jinsong's mouth twitched, and his face, which was about to turn dark, gradually became cloudy.

But how can Feng He focus on other people's abdominal muscles...

Wu Lan tried her best to hold back her laughter, but couldn't help it: "Hahahahahaha——"

Ming Yan's face turned pale and blue, but the main tone was still that of grievance.

He looked at Feng He eagerly and said pitifully, "Feng He, I'm worried about you. I can't even eat properly."

Feng He waved her hand and said, "Don't worry about me. I just asked the wizard for a potion and went to the human world to have some fun. Didn't you notice that I've gained weight?"

Ming Yan took a quick look and found that Feng He, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, was indeed a little plumper.

Feng He's complexion and demeanor were much better than before in the sea.

"profound……"

Ming Yan had nothing to say and could only mumble "Oh".

Wu Lan was about to laugh. Oh my God, why was his brother like this?

It's so cowardly, like a punch on cotton.

Now Feng He plans to go home with Meng Jinsong.

Before he left, he said goodbye to Ming Yan and Wu Lan.

"Goodbye, I'm going to play on land for a while. I'll come back to see you when I have time and bring you some local specialties."

Ming Yan looked reluctant, and he said, "Feng He, can I go find you?"

Feng He thought for a moment and said, "Ming Yan, your restaurant's dishes really need to be revamped, otherwise I'll be tired of eating them next time I come back."