Naruto: I open a pet shop in the Ninja world.

Shizune was on the verge of tears, in fact she was already crying out loud.

That pervert looks difficult to deal with and is definitely not an ordinary person.

Tsunade was shaken awake, her head felt dizzy and about to split: "Um..." She covered her mouth, pushed Shizune away, and rushed into the bathroom.

Then there was a sound of "Ugh!" that echoed throughout the room.

When Naruto heard the voice, his face turned pale and he ran to the window: "Damn... I hate this voice the most..."

Then, he met Jiraiya's resentful gaze head-on.

Jiraiya was given an anesthetic injection and was lying straight. The most pitiful thing was that a pile of bird shit had appeared on his head in such a short time.

He looked at Naruto and gritted his teeth, "Help me wipe it off!"

It was still a thin lump and was about to slide into his mouth.

Naruto held back his laughter, pulled out the syringe that was still stuck in Jiraiya's arm, fed him the antidote from his bag, and then pulled Jiraiya's clothes to wipe the dirt off his face.

Jiraiya: “…” The young disciple has a conscience, but it’s not right.

But he quickly regained consciousness: "What did you give me to eat?"

"My uncle gave me this thing called... 'Qingrejiedu Pills'." The name is a bit tongue-twisting, but it can cure most poisons as long as they are not too complicated.

"......?" Jiraiya reached out and asked Naruto for another one, then put it under his nose and smelled it.

Suddenly his eyes widened and he climbed in through the window.

At this moment, Tsunade just happened to be rinsing her mouth and came out with a grim face.

When she saw Jiraiya, before she could say anything, something was stuffed into her mouth.

It melted in her mouth and she didn't even have time to spit it out.

"Hey! What did you give me to eat, you idiot!" Tsunade sat cross-legged in meditation, controlling the circulation of chakra.

As a result, in less than half a minute, she stood up, grabbed Jiraiya's collar, and lifted him up: "What did you feed me?"

"Ahem... Qing, Qingrejiedu Pills!" Jiraiya was being pulled down inch by inch by his clothes.

however…

Belt dropped.

Tsunade looked down subconsciously, then let go of her hand. She felt like her eyes were blind.

"Ahhhhhh!!! I told you he's a pervert!!! Lady Tsunade, let's run!!!!" Shizune saw the opened clothes and jumped up: "Stay away from Lady Tsunade!!!" She no longer cared about her fear and rushed over to slap the person in front of her hard.

Jiraiya tilted his head completely to the side.

Jingyin watched him quietly out of the corner of her eye, but the more she looked at him, the more familiar he seemed.

"Hahahahahaha," Tsunade laughed particularly loudly.

Seeing his master's shocked look, Naruto ran over considerately and put the belt on him with his eyes closed.

But he had already been seen naked by the two ladies present.

Not only was he seen naked, but he was also slapped in the face.

Jiraiya suddenly laughed: "Oh, this cold world."

"Yes, yes, yes... I'm sorry, Lord Jiraiya!!!!!" Shizune knew that she had really misunderstood.

"No, Shizune, you're right, he's a big pervert, it's not wrong to say he's a pervert." Because of the pill just now, Tsunade's headache is gone, now he's very energetic: "Boy, come here."

Tsunade waved towards Naruto.

Tsunade knew that the thing she just swallowed was not Jiraiya's, so the most likely possibility was Naruto's.

"～～" Naruto ran over and sat in front of Tsunade.

"What did you give him?" Tsunade looked directly at Naruto.

Naruto took out the whole bottle directly: "My uncle gave me the Qingre Jiedu Pills. I can eat them as candy beans when I have nothing to do. There are no side effects."

The veins on Tsunade's forehead bulged: "He lets you eat something like this as candy!?"

Naruto pointed at his finger: "Because my uncle has a lot of..."

Tsunade:"……"

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