Siheyuan, don't yell at me
Chapter 13 Wife, Kick Your Daddy's Dick
Qin Huairu and her mother-in-law were stunned by the farce before them. They had just been praising their son-in-law.
How long has it been? Punching my father-in-law and kicking my brother-in-law?
Qin Huairu hurried forward and pulled He Daqing.
He Daqing's eyes were red. When he saw someone coming, he raised his fist to hit again.
With my drunken eyes blurry, I glanced at the person who came and found him looked very familiar.
I remember now, isn't this my wife Qin Huairu?
He Daqing opened his mouth and said:
"Wife, you're here just in time, come and help.
These two bastards dared to use violence against your man. I'll hold him down and you can kick his balls."
Qin Huairu wanted to kick He Daqing's balls to pieces. What kind of weirdo did she marry?
Is He Daqing doing human things? Is he speaking human words? He even asked me to kick my own father and brother in the balls?
The mother-in-law clapped her hands, stamped her feet, and yelled:
"Ouch~
Beast, beast~
How could there be such a beast in the world?
The new son-in-law came to the house for the first time and he pushed his father-in-law and elder brother-in-law to the ground and beat them?
Huairu, you can't marry a beast like this.
Go to the village and call for help, have someone beat this beast to death..."
The door was opened, and the cold wind that blew in helped He Daqing regain some clarity of mind.
Looking at his father-in-law with dark circles under his eyes and his brother-in-law with crooked eyebrows and slanted eyes, He Daqing burst out laughing.
"Master Taishan, brother-in-law, your drinking habits are really poor.
Just because you drank half a cup of cat urine, you started a fight?
A father and his own son are fighting each other. Aren't you afraid of being laughed at if you tell others about it?"
My brother-in-law wiped the blood from his nose and spat out a mouthful of sticky phlegm.
"I'm so rude~
You ugly flat-faced guy, you really make me mad.
The wounds on my father and I's faces were all caused by you, you beast.
Damn it, just wait for me, I'm going to go to the village and call for help, and I'm going to beat the shit out of you."
The father-in-law was so angry that he was shaking all over.
Damn it, the son-in-law came to beat up his father-in-law.
There are such outrageous things, and the key point is that I am the father-in-law who was beaten.
I kept repeating one sentence:
"Beast~
Beast~
打~
Beat him to death~"
“Ding~
Father-in-law's resentment +999~
Big brother's resentment +999~
Mother-in-law's resentment +999~
Qin Huairu's resentment +888~"
He Daqing was a little confused. Damn it, my father-in-law and brother-in-law were just beaten by me?
It seems that judging from my drinking habit, I, He Daqing, think that this is something I would do.
This is a bit difficult to deal with. Qin Huairu has only been having fun for one day and she hasn’t had enough. How can she still live with me?
Looking at his brother-in-law who had just stepped out of the door, He Daqing still wanted to repair the broken relationship.
"Brother, wait a minute, I have something to say."
A hint of satisfaction appeared on my brother-in-law's face.
"Huh, you're scared now?
Haha, just shut up! I’m going to call someone to beat you to death right now.
Of course, you have to kneel down now and kowtow to me three times, so that I can save some strength when I beat you later~"
He Daqing glared and was about to chase after him to teach his brother-in-law a lesson on how to behave.
Damn it, you dare to talk to me like that, I’m going to deal with you right now.
Qin Huairu hurriedly hugged He Daqing and cried bitterly.
He Daqing's heart softened and he shouted:
"I admit my mistake about this matter.
I'll pay the money, is that ok?"
Before my brother-in-law's step had even touched the ground, he inexplicably retracted it.
The mother-in-law looked at the father-in-law eagerly, and the father-in-law's eyes rolled around.
"It's right, it's right, it's good to lose money, it's good to lose money.
How much money are you going to pay?"
"Master Taishan, whatever you say is the right amount."
"It must be at least 10,000 yuan, not a penny less.
Look at my swollen eyes. If I don’t have 10,000 yuan, I’ll probably go blind.”
The eldest brother-in-law quickly interrupted and said:
"Dad, I was beaten too. My face is disfigured. It will cost me 10,000 yuan to heal it."
He Daqing was a little confused. Isn't this too little?
Two thousand yuan now is roughly equivalent to one yuan in the 60s, and twenty thousand yuan is only equivalent to ten yuan.
With my financial resources, I can cripple both you and your son.
Besides, the resentment points that my father-in-law and his family just gave us are only worth 40 yuan in purchasing power.
Not only did I, He Daqing, not lose anything, I made a ton of money.
Thinking of this, He Daqing reached into his pocket readily.
He counted two 10,000 yuan bills and handed them to Qin Huairu.
"Father-in-law, what my brother-in-law said makes sense, we can't lose this money.
Huairu, take it to treat my brother-in-law and father-in-law."
The father-in-law happily snatched the money from Qin Huairu's hand, opened the hand extended by his brother-in-law, and put it happily into his pocket.
He Daqing started to educate:
“That is to say, I was drunk just now, and you didn’t follow martial ethics and attacked me, so I let you succeed.
But then again, you are not a bad person at all. Huairu followed you and it was the right person for her to follow. She will not be bullied by others."
He Daqing laughed.
"My father-in-law is right, let's put what just happened behind us.
Come on, there is still a bottle of unopened wine. Let’s have a few more drinks together.
Oh, and my uncle, come on."
The father-in-law blushed and waved his hands quickly.
"No, no, I have to go out and collect firewood soon. Drinking will delay my work. Drinking will delay my work."
My brother-in-law also shook his head like a rattle.
"Brother-in-law, I have something to do later, so let's not drink this wine.
Tsk tsk~
This meat is so delicious, let’s eat meat~”
He Daqing realized that the father and son were afraid that he would get drunk and beat them again.
Qin Huairu and her family ate steamed buns made of three-grain flour with meat and vegetables, as if they were starving ghosts reincarnated.
Only after they had eaten their fill and were burping, did they have time to chat with He Daqing, the son-in-law.
He Daqing responded with a few words and then suggested going home, otherwise he would miss the opportunity.
Qin Huairu wanted to stay overnight, but she had no choice but to follow He Daqing out.
The two walked out of the village and onto the country road.
Just then, a truck with a chimney and emitting black smoke came from the distance.
The most primitive kind of truck, the kind that burns charcoal and is steam-powered.
He Daqing waved his hand twice, and the truck slowly stopped.
There were quite a few people in the truck, all of them were hitchhikers.
This can be considered a hidden benefit for truck drivers, as hitchhiking is not free.
Generally you have to give some benefits. If it's not far away, you can just give money for an egg, a pound of corn flour or something.
The driver looked very arrogant, with a cigarette between his crooked lips, his nostrils pointed upwards, and he was cursing, making He Daqing feel as if he saw his own shadow.
He Daqing became unhappy immediately.
"What the hell, why are you so proud? It's just a junky car.
What's so cool about that?
He Daqing's reputation doesn't work here, and many passengers on the bus started to compete with him.
"Hey, you're really amazing. You're an ugly guy with a flat face. You know nothing. The driver is a high-end technical talent..."
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