Siheyuan, don't yell at me

Chapter 30: The Silly Pillar

In a side courtyard, Liu Lan and the White Widow, one of them was pulling one of He Daqing's arms, and the other was glaring at him.

Although he didn't say anything, He Daqing could read what the two people's eyes said.

Basically, you slut, stay away from my home.

You are the slut, He Daqing obviously likes me.

He Daqing doesn't have the time to watch the old woman's inner drama.

He reached out and hugged the two of them in his arms, holding them on both sides and walked into the house.

"Damn it, both of you, shut up.

These days, there are many young girls and widows who can’t even afford to eat.

There are so many people waiting for the help of Mr. He Daqing~

I advise you two to be more sensible. If anyone makes me unhappy, I will make him get out~"

Liu Lan and Bai Guafu both froze and unconsciously hugged He Daqing tighter.

These days, He Daqing had meat to eat every other day and could eat as much white flour steamed buns as he wanted.

Both of them have very picky tastes, so how could they be willing to eat cornmeal?

Seeing that the two men were tactful, He Daqing nodded with satisfaction.

"That's right, we are all in the same bed, so we should get along with each other.

It doesn't matter if we're a little unfamiliar with each other now. Let's be honest with each other.

I'll take off my clothes first, please help me undress..."

Since He Yuzhu has seen the world and understood the ultimate mystery of life, he has been absent-minded for the past two days.

Every day after work, he would stand at the gate of the courtyard and stare at the street.

He had never missed his biological father He Daqing so much.

Just waiting for He Daqing to come back so that he can take him to find the young widow.

To He Yuzhu, who has seen the world, Hou Xiaomei is nothing but a mirage.

Only what you put in your mouth is real.

He Daqing hummed a little tune and walked down the street with a playboy look on his face, savoring the feeling of the double action just now.

He Yuzhu suddenly jumped in front of He Daqing.

"Dad, you're back~

Did you leave work early again today?"

He Daqing pushed He Yuzhu away a little and spoke earnestly.

"Zhu Zi, you are ugly, so smile less.

If it were someone else, I would have slapped him in the face a long time ago.

I know exactly what you are trying to say.

Come on, I'll take you to see that little widow..."

He Daqing walked in front with a swagger, and He Yuzhu followed behind happily, holding a bag of white sugar wrapped in oil paper and a small bag of three-grain flour in his hands.

The first time you visit someone, you must make the scene look grand and lavish.

He Daqing is also self-aware. Both his father and his wife are ugly in very distinctive ways, so let's not play tricks and do something practical.

In a dimly lit room in the back building of a large courtyard.

He Daqing sat on a lame bench and looked at the woman in front of him.

The woman was about twenty years old, with wheat-colored skin, a gray face, and two eyes that looked particularly bright.

Despite this, with He Daqing's keen eyesight, he could still tell that the woman in front of him was definitely no more than 20 years old and was quite good-looking.

But the burden of life makes this woman look a little haggard.

He Yuzhu stood behind He Daqing, drooling and staring at the woman.

The woman fiddled with her clothes, lowered her head, and looked a little helpless.

He Daqing had a general idea in his mind that this woman was capable of living and was not the kind of person with a perverse personality.

Although Jinhua the Matchmaker is greedy and evil, she is still quite reliable as long as you pay her enough.

Now that he had a plan, He Daqing got straight to the point and said:

"Big sister, Jinhua the matchmaker has told you everything.

As for me, I am also quite satisfied with you.

Look, this is my son He Yuzhu, now he is a cook in the steel mill.

If you are happy, let Zhuzi help you and provide some support for your family.

Zhuzi, give your women the sugar and three-grain flour~"

He Yuzhu handed the thing over. The woman pursed her lips, as if she had made up her mind, and reached out to take the thing.

He Daqing grinned.

"Okay, it's settled.

Big sister, don't feel wronged.

Although my son Zhuzi looks older, he is younger than you. You are still like an old clam sandwiching a young onion.

From now on, you can eat as much Sanhe noodles as you want. As a cook, the last thing my son needs is food.

As for me, I am a driver at a steel mill and I make a lot of money.

Not to mention eating meat every meal, there is nothing wrong with satisfying your cravings every two or three days.

I'm not bragging, tonight, my family will have roast chicken~

Look, I’ve wrapped it in oil paper~"

He Daqing took out a roast chicken wrapped in oil paper from his cloth bag, showed it to the woman, and then put it back.

The woman swallowed and her stomach growled.

He Daqing pretended not to hear, boasted a few more words, and then took the eager-eyed He Yuzhu away.

He Yuzhu was discharged from the hospital and kept looking back.

He Daqing slapped He Yuzhu on the head.

"What the hell are you looking at? Can your eyes see through that wall or what?"

He Yuzhu touched his head and smiled foolishly.

"Dad, is my relationship with her settled?

Hehe, Dad, I've heard that women have fragrance.

The last time I saw it, the scent was fake.

This time the taste is very authentic, with a milky aroma. "

He Daqing glanced at He Yuzhu with disdain.

"You still haven't seen enough of the world. After all, you are too young~

Haha~

Still milky flavor~

It's obvious that the woman has a baby that hasn't been weaned.

That smell, even though it’s rotten, is still fragrant…”

"This~

This~

Why is there a doll~"

"What's wrong with having a doll?

You have a baby that's hard to support. Are you worthy of being someone's accomplice for such a good girl?

What? Do you regret it? "

"Hehe~

No, no~

It's good. I can still taste it.

Dad, I'm going to go play with her now~"

After He Yuzhu finished speaking, he wanted to turn around and go back the way he came.

He Daqing slapped He Yuzhu on the forehead.

"You idiot, there are so many people watching.

It's not a glorious thing to be a gangster, so you're just going to walk in like that?

Let’s go into the alley over there.

See, if you climb over this wall, you can just reach outside her house."

He Yuzhu's eyes lit up and he gave a thumbs up.

"Dad, you are really my silly father~

From time to time, he taught me a unique skill~

Climbing the widow's wall, it's exciting just to think about it~"

After He Yuzhu finished speaking, he spat into his hands twice and climbed up the wall.

"Dad, please help me, I can't do anything~"

"Damn it, are you talking like a man?

Still can't do anything~

When we get to the widow's place, do you want your dad to help you push her butt?

Come down first, I'll give you a roasted chicken leg.

If the widow sees this roasted chicken leg, will she dare not serve you diligently later?"

"Oh, you are really my silly father~

Dad, if that old dog Yi Zhonghai says something bad about you again, I will kick that dead eunuch's quail egg to pieces."

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