Siheyuan, don't yell at me

There were not many diners in the restaurant lobby, only about a dozen people.

In front of more than a dozen people, an ugly man with a flat face, about thirty years old, was jumping and dancing on a dining table.

It's not uncommon to see people jumping around. It's common for old men to act crazy when they're drunk.

But this ugly guy with a flat face was dancing with his butt naked.

He was humming a little.

"Look, little lady, I'm going to give you a five-whip combo~"

After performing a set of five whip moves, He Daqing still felt unsatisfied.

"My dear, how is my whipping technique?

Watch it~

I will show you another set of stick techniques..."

The woman in red swallowed, feeling both ashamed and angry.

She had seen many scoundrels in the market, but this was the first time she had seen someone so scoundrel, mean and shameless.

You're playing stick fighting, huh? I'll leave you penniless and with broken bones.

The woman in red pretended to be shy and covered half of her face, and shouted:

"You, you scoundrel, everyone is watching.

If you want to practice stick fighting, there are guest rooms upstairs, follow me upstairs~"

He Daqing felt his bones soften as he listened to the sweet words of the woman in red, and he happily followed the woman in red upstairs.

The shopkeeper and three waiters in the corner were not idle. They sent away a few diners who were watching the fun in the store.

Just after sending the person away, there was a loud slam of a door from upstairs, and the shopkeeper could no longer hold back.

"Quick, the three of you, go up there, kick the door, and catch the adulterer."

The three guys were confused.

A fellow said:

"Shopkeeper, we just came in, I guess we haven't even held hands yet."

Another echoed:

"That's right, that's right, Boss, didn't you just say that?

If you don't sacrifice your child, you can't catch the wolf. Let my sister-in-law tie him up tightly, and we'll catch him in the act."

The remaining guy also joined in the sarcastic remarks.

"Shopkeeper, don't panic, don't panic.

They are right, it is better to wait a little longer."

The shopkeeper kicked his feet and clapped his hands.

"Damn it, I can't order you around, right?

Come on, kick the door! If that ugly guy with a flat face really touches my wife, I will never forgive you three..."

Seeing that the shopkeeper was really angry, the three waiters gave up their playful thoughts.

Four people hurried upstairs and kicked a wooden door open together.

The scene in the room made the shopkeeper so angry that he trembled all over.

I saw the ugly flat-faced man rolling around with the woman in red, biting her and putting his hands into her arms.

The woman in red had blurry eyes, and looked like she was acting something real.

The shopkeeper cursed her inwardly as a bitch and started yelling at her.

"You bastard, how dare you play tricks on my wife? I'm going to kill you today.

Come on, beat him to death for me~"

The three guys chuckled and approached He Daqing step by step.

He Daqing was in high spirits when a few people suddenly disrupted his good time, and he got so angry that veins popped out.

I sighed inwardly, these three guys who don't know how to live or die, it's a good thing they came.

He immediately used his special move and reached out to grab it.

The guy felt a sharp pain and passed out from the pain without making a sound.

If pain has a level, He Daqing's monkey stealing peaches is undoubtedly the highest level. The pain is so unbearable that he can only use fake death to protect himself.

In the blink of an eye, the three guys lay down and fainted.

The shopkeeper took a few steps back, pointed at He Daqing, and wanted to say something harsh.

He moved his mouth several times, but no words came out.

Damn it, how did I end up running into this kind of bandit?

He Daqing didn't have the time to chat with the shopkeeper, so he turned around and took out the money as usual.

The shopkeeper also fell asleep peacefully.

He Daqing clapped his hands, turned around and looked for the woman in red again.

An hour later, He Daqing, holding a cigarette in his mouth, puffed out a thick puff of smoke and chatted with the woman in a nonsensical manner.

"Sister Ruoshui, your boss's business is quite big.

And also engaged in the flesh trade."

The woman glared unhappily at the shopkeeper who was sleeping by the door.

“Alas, it was also because he was blind and offended someone he shouldn’t have offended.

Sir, judging from your accent, you are from the old city?

If you want me, I will go with you to the Forbidden City."

He Daqing waved his hand.

“Hehe, it’s correct that you’re from Sijiu City.

But, I’m going east now~”

"Dantong?"

"A little further east~"

"Sigh~"

The woman sighed.

Further east, you’ll cross the Yalu River.

In the past, we had no chance of survival and had to fight the Americans to the death.

The woman's eyes became lonely. She wrapped herself in a blanket, turned her back and said no more.

He Daqing was just hunting for some food, so he didn't care about her and walked towards the shopkeeper who was sleeping by the door.

He unbuttoned his pants and poured the yellow liquid onto the shopkeeper's face.

The shopkeeper opened his mouth, stretched out his hands randomly, and opened his eyes.

The foul smell in his mouth made the shopkeeper vomit immediately.

He Daqing shook his treasure and questioned the shopkeeper while tying his belt.

"Shopkeeper, you are such a dishonest boy, how dare you play this trick on me?

Oh, you still want to quibble?

I am an old hand, you should think before you speak."

The shopkeeper looked at the messy battlefield on the bed and his face turned purple.

"You, you took advantage of me and injured my friend, and made me look like this...

How dare you file a complaint first? Is there still law in the land?"

He Daqing kicked the shopkeeper to the ground.

"Damn it, you set a trap for me.

If you can't catch my grandpa, it's your own fault, not my fault.

You woman, is just a bait you set. I have taken the bait, but you can’t catch me, the dragon that crosses the river.

All in all, I am a reasonable man, and I will give you an explanation about this matter first.

You are a businessman, so today, just think of it as doing business with me.

Isn’t her name Ruoshui?

As the sages said, water is like three thousand scoops of water.

This is three thousand yuan, count it~"

He Daqing took out three thousand yuan and threw it on the ground.

The shopkeeper was furious. With three thousand yuan, he could only buy a pound of meat to eat.

Even in brothels, there are no such good things?

Besides, this is about money? Why would I need this little bit of money?

He Daqing didn't wait for the shopkeeper to speak, he put away the smile on his face and spoke harshly to him.

"Boss, your problem has been solved.

Now let’s talk about the trap you set for grandpa.

If you don’t give me a satisfactory explanation for this matter, then don’t blame me, He Daqing, for being cruel and ruthless...”