Siheyuan, don't yell at me

Chapter 7 Monkey Steals Peach

Yi Zhonghai didn't give He Daqing any face at all, and his voice was so loud that the whole yard could hear it.

When everyone in the yard heard the sound, they immediately stretched their heads to look at the gate.

Many people showed ecstatic expressions on their faces. Almost everyone in the courtyard was offended by He Daqing.

If they really determine that he is a landlord, when He Daqing is paraded through the streets for criticism, people will take advantage of his misfortune and seek revenge.

He Daqing said with a smile:

"Yi Zhonghai, you are a dead mule that can't give birth to babies, who can you call yourself a landlord?

My ancestors for three generations were all slaves oppressed by the landlords and rich people, and served as stinky cooks.

This is what is called a proletariat, which is more glorious than the middle and lower poor peasants.

Yi Zhonghai, you are so brave. Today, everyone is here, you should explain it to me clearly, otherwise I will make you pay today."

“Ding~

Yi Zhonghai's resentment +999~"

Yi Zhonghai originally thought that He Daqing would beg for mercy, or even kneel down before him, and then he would expose him and ruin his reputation.

I didn't expect that He Daqing, this scoundrel, would be so ungrateful. I will parade you through the streets with a sign hanging over your head today.

Still want to marry a virgin? Humph, it's your bad luck to meet me, Yi Zhonghai.

Yi Zhonghai bowed to the crowd watching the excitement, and then said:

"Dear neighbors, did you hear that?

It’s not that I, Yi Zhonghai, am not loyal, it’s that He Daqing has gone too far.

He Daqing, don't you want me to explain it to you clearly?

Now, in front of everyone, I will tell you something clearly. Why are you still laughing? I think you won't cry until you see the coffin.

He Daqing, let me ask you, are you the chef who makes Tan's dishes?"

He Daqing raised his neck:

"Yes, this is my ancestral craft, what's wrong?

Yi Zhonghai, your Yi family has been extinct for generations, you are not adopted, right? "

Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he was shaking all over. This damn He Daqing kept exposing his shortcomings.

"He Daqing, you, you still dare to be stubborn even when your death is imminent.

Everyone listen to me, He Daqing's ancestors were landlords and wealthy people. They are the remnants of feudalism and the class enemies of us, the proletariat and the poor peasants.

Everyone knows what kind of person I, Yi Zhonghai, am. I would never speak ill of others without any reason.

He Daqing just admitted that he can cook Tan family dishes.

What is Tan's cuisine? It is official cuisine, aristocratic cuisine, which emphasizes the beauty of food and utensils. The ingredients and utensils used are top-notch.

Moreover, there is a rule for eating Tan family cuisine. No matter how high-ranking the official is, he needs to enter the Tan family’s house to eat.

Tan’s cuisine has a tradition, and the chef who can cook Tan’s cuisine must be either rich or noble.

He Daqing usually beats or scolds the people in our courtyard, just like the feudal remnants and landlords.

Comrades, fellow workers, can we allow the landlords and the rich to ride on our coattails and bully us again?

Down with the feudal remnant He Daqing, down with the landlord He Daqing~"

Yi Zhonghai has always been a master at demagoguery, and this time was no exception. The crowd was filled with indignation and followed Yi Zhonghai in shouting:

"Down with the feudal remnant He Daqing, down with the landlord He Daqing~"

He Daqing crossed his arms over his chest, looking at the crowd happily. But he had a trump card, and this little scene was not worthy of being shown on stage.

Yi Zhonghai led the crowd in shouting until his voice was hoarse, but He Daqing was still like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water. This made Yi Zhonghai so angry that he trembled and pointed his finger at He Daqing and cursed:

"He Daqing, you really don't know how to live or die~

I will report you to the Military Control Commission right now. I will parade you through the streets with a sign hanging on your head, and have you sit in a detention room, or go to a farm and eat corn."

“Ding~

System task released: The cause and effect of Yi Zhonghai’s extinction.

As a scoundrel in Beijing, Yi Zhonghai has treated you so badly that you must give him a head-on blow.

As a scoundrel in the old city, you decided to use the monkey to steal peaches to teach Yi Zhonghai a profound lesson.

Mission reward: a silver treasure chest.

Hey~

You learn the skills and become a monkey stealing peaches.

Since you are a dirty bastard with pus on your head and sores on your feet, the monkey's peach stealing skill is highly compatible with you, and the monkey's peach stealing skill has been upgraded to the master level.

When a master monkey steals peaches, the person being stolen will feel ten times as much pain as a woman giving birth, and will be in excruciating pain, but will not be left with any external injuries. "

He Daqing looked confused, a hooligan?

Damn, this shit system, can it speak human language? I am an educated person.

However, He Daqing was really tempted by the reward of this silver treasure chest, as it was a treasure chest worth a full 10,000 resentment points.

He Daqing stepped forward and Yi Zhonghai was startled. He looked at the crowd behind him and then he perked up again.

"He Daqing, what do you want to do?

You, a feudal remnant, dare to commit a crime? You are so rebellious~

Ah ~

Ah~"

Before Yi Zhonghai could finish his words, he let out a terrifying scream.

It’s nothing, Yi Zhonghai’s treasure was taken away by He Daqing who had a smirk on his face.

Yi Zhonghai was sweating coldly from the pain, his teeth were chattering, his whole body was shaking, and he screamed twice, but then couldn't scream anymore because of the pain.

He Daqing's expression also changed, and his smirk turned into a look of confusion.

It’s just because this peach seems too small, it should be about the same as when he was reborn as He Xiaochong.

Damn it, Yi Zhonghai is 41 years old, but his baby is not as good as a 4-year-old child?

He Daqing was an intellectual with a strong thirst for knowledge, so he decided to see it for himself.

While Yi Zhonghai was feeling pain and numbness, he used his other hand to pull Yi Zhonghai's belt and tug on his pants.

"Haha~

Look everyone, no wonder Yi Zhonghai is an old bachelor, what’s the difference between this thing of his and a eunuch?

From now on, everyone should be more respectful to Yi Zhonghai and call him Eunuch Hai.

Eunuch Hai, you are a beast. You look like a eunuch, but you still want to marry a wife.

Your wife must still be a virgin, hahahaha~"

“Ding~

Yi Zhonghai's resentment +9999~"

He Daqing laughed even more happily, and he was so happy that he danced with joy.

Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he was shaking all over. His eyes went dark and he passed out.

He Daqing kicked Yi Zhonghai away and swept his ferocious eyes over everyone.

Everyone who was seen felt as if they were being stared at by a ferocious beast. They all looked away and lowered their heads.

Only then did He Daqing laugh happily.

"Who wanted to knock down He Daqing just now? If you have the guts, stand up. I'm right here.

I'd like to see who dares to go against Grandpa He Daqing.

I, He Daqing, have always been kind to others. Do you beasts think you can bully me just by relying on your numbers?

Damn~

You guys are just a bunch of idiots, you can't even carry my shoes for me~

Yoho~

Someone actually dared to jump out, old woman, do you want to make things difficult for me, He Daqing?

Deaf old lady, you are 66 years old, and most of your body is buried in the ground. Why are you joining in the fun?

If something unexpected happens to you and you die in front of me, that would be really unlucky..."

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