The son-in-law of a prosperous family

High temperature holiday, yes, it’s a high temperature holiday!

He remembered that in some cities now, students would have heat wave holidays on the hottest days.

So can they also take holidays due to high temperatures?

Zhao Yunchuan raised his head and looked around, and suddenly found that everyone looked listless and sickly, with one hand still fanning vigorously, and few people were reading at all.

Only the student who was usually the best at studying was still reading, but he had a painful expression on his face. The next second, he fell on the table with a bang and lost consciousness.

Oops, another one got heatstroke!

With the experience just now, everyone has cooperated very well, and everyone knows what they should do. The doctor who had just walked out of the academy was invited back.

The doctor shielded his eyes from the scorching sun with his hands!

He really hoped that Qinghui Academy could hire a school doctor. He was old, and had to run back and forth under the scorching sun repeatedly. Not only would his arms and legs be injured, he was also afraid that if he wasn't careful, he might get injured!

He sighed helplessly, turned around and followed him.

Soon, Zhao Yunchuan went to see the dean.

The dean was impressed by him because the student in front of him was so handsome and he was heard to have very good grades as well.

"Student Zhao Yunchuan, nice to meet the dean!" Zhao Yunchuan bowed.

The dean stood up subconsciously: "Let's go!"

Zhao Yunchuan was a little confused: "Where are we going?"

"Didn't another student get heatstroke?"

Really, if this goes on, not only the students will not be able to bear it, but even he will find it a little unbearable. He hasn't even had time to catch his breath before he has to start working again.

"No, no, the student wants to talk to the dean about something else."

Hearing this, the dean breathed a sigh of relief.

It would be better to talk about something else, so that he can sit down and have some tea.

"Just tell me if you have anything to say!"

Zhao Yunchuan said: "I dare to give you some advice. Recently, the heat is unbearable, the sun is scorching, and the heat wave is rolling. It is a rare high temperature. Students are in the classroom every day, feeling extremely hot and restless, and it is difficult to concentrate on their studies.

Such hot weather not only makes the body suffer, but also makes the mind exhausted, which greatly reduces the learning efficiency. Therefore, the students implore the dean to understand this difficult situation and grant a few days of high temperature leave so that the students can rest for a while, wait for the weather to cool down, and then return to school in a better state, concentrate on learning, and redouble their efforts to live up to the dean's high expectations. "

That's quite reasonable. Zhao Yunchuan nodded in agreement. It's very good.

High temperature holiday?

That should be what he imagined!

Not to mention, the dean was indeed quite tempted by this proposal.

only……

The dean put down his teacup and said: "Learning is like soil piling up to form a mountain, water piling up to form an abyss, we cannot slack off for a day. If we have a holiday during the high temperature, and our academic performance declines, what should we do?

It's easy!

"Teacher, you can arrange homework for the high temperature holiday and let the students complete it by themselves. You can mark it after the holiday is over!"

You know what, I'm really moved.

"But..." The dean still had concerns: "Other colleges don't have a precedent for giving high temperature holidays!"

"So the dean has to be the first to try it out. Our Qinghui Academy is one of the best in the entire Dajing Dynasty. We are brave enough to try it. If it works, other academies will follow suit. If it doesn't work, we will continue to study hard in the future and make up for the time we had off before."

Whoa whoa whoa!

It's really exciting!

Zhao Yunchuan continued, "Master, students' grades are important, but their health is even more important. I've heard of students from other academies dying of heat stroke. The students' families even went to the academy and made a scene for a long time, which made the academy's reputation a bit bad!"

"Have you heard of it?" The dean sighed and said, "It is true."

No way? I made that up!

I didn't expect to run into it by accident.

"I will think carefully about what you said."

Two days later, the dean thought it over and decided to give everyone a 20-day holiday due to the high temperatures. Everyone had different thoughts when they heard this, some were happy, and some were not so happy.

"Yeah, I can go home now. Every day is so hard to bear!"

In fact, it’s hot at home too, but you can wear thinner clothes and take a cool shower anytime.

Unlike the academy, where clothes are thick and heavy, more than 20 students are crammed into one room to attend classes, making the already hot air even more stuffy.

"Yes, I can finally go home. Look at how many people have suffered from heat stroke in the past two days. I'm afraid I'll be the next one!"

"I'm afraid too!"

In particular, the dean was afraid that everyone would get heatstroke, so he asked the people in the kitchen to boil a bitter medicine for them. Everyone had to drink it. He almost vomited after drinking it!

"But why haven't I heard of high temperature holidays before?"

This news caused a sensation not only in their class of students, but also in other classes.

"I haven't let it go before. Could something happen to the academy?"

"Also, what if we have a holiday and our academic performance falls behind? I have an exam next year!"

He is now desperately trying to race against time!

"You talk as if you can study peacefully in the academy. Tell me, when have you ever sat down to study? Have you ever complained about the heat and how you couldn't stand it?"

It seems to be true!

The weather was so hot that the classroom was like a steamer. He was just an ordinary person, not a saint. He really didn't have the ability to study in a steamer!

"Instead of wasting time in the academy, it's better to go home and have a good rest!"

At this moment, a student came over and sneered, saying jokingly: "What a joke! You still want to rest at home? You are dreaming!"

"what do you mean?"

"Look for yourself!" He hung the wooden board in his hand on the wall, on which words were densely written with charcoal.

As soon as I saw it, I was numb!

It's all homework, such as composing x number of poems on x theme, writing x number of policy essays on x theme, writing imperial examination papers from previous years, copying books and practicing calligraphy, doing arithmetic exercises, and interpreting the meanings of x books.

"so much?"

There are too many, so many that their heads are dizzy!

"We are giving it 20 days, not 200 days. Isn't that a bit too much?"

I want to go back and take a rest. I'm glad I didn't break my hand writing now.

"I suddenly don't want to take a vacation anymore!"

"We are different. I still want to have a holiday. I am not afraid of breaking my hand. After all, I will learn something. But if I get myself killed by the heat, it will be a waste of time!"

Hey, you know what, that really makes sense.

But no matter whether they want to take a holiday or not, the matter has been settled and they have to take the holiday whether they want to or not.

Zhao Yunchuan packed up his things happily. So what if he had a lot of homework? At least at home, he could do his homework in a room full of ice basins.

How comfortable!

His main consideration now is whether to go back to his hometown!

Twenty days, longer than the Chinese New Year!

It’s a bit unreasonable not to go back to their hometown for such a long time, not to mention that they haven’t been home to visit for a long time.

But before going home, he had to brew a batch of wine and give two volumes of Journey to the West to Shu Dongjia in advance.

Forget it, forget it, I should go home and discuss it with Huai Ge'er!

"How do you plan your holidays?" Jiang Li asked.

Zhao Yunchuan: "Maybe I'll go home, but I'm not sure!"

Duan Wenshu: "I'm going home. If you want to go back, we can go together."

The latter sentence was directed at Zhao Yunchuan.

Qin Yi looked a little listless, and said listlessly: "Stay in seclusion and do your homework!"

I thought the holiday was to let them relax, but in the end, it just allowed them to do their homework in a different environment.

Really haha!

"Doing homework is so boring, what kind of homework should I do? Otherwise, come to my house and play. I will take you to eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks. It will be different later!"

The look was very ambiguous, as if you understand.

Zhao Yunchuan frowned, "No way, no way, no way? You want to take us out for a drink again? Aren't you afraid of my Huai'er's two-meter-long sword?"

Hearing this, Jiang Li felt a chill on his neck. He quickly changed his words and said, "I'm not taking you with me. I'm taking the two of them with me!"

Duan Wenshu refused: "I want to keep my virginity. What if my virgin urine is useful someday?"

Qin Yi also nodded: "I can't go, my father will break my legs!"

In order to avoid being a disabled person, he had to take care of his lower body. What's more, his mother had already arranged two concubines for him, and he would never go to such a place.

Jiang Li said with a sigh, "You idiots, you don't even know how to enjoy yourself. What's the point of reading so many books? You've made your brains confused!"

Three people:......

So are the three of them despised?

Just because they don’t go to brothels?

The three of them looked at each other in bewilderment. Shouldn't Jiang Li be the one despised by them?

Why is it upside down?

Is it their fault that they don't visit brothels?

No one accompanied Jiang Li to visit the brothel, and Jiang Li said he was very unhappy.

Zhao Yunchuan frowned and asked curiously, "Seriously, aren't you afraid of getting sick?"

"What's wrong with you?" Jiang Li patted his chest and said, "My body is very healthy. I am in great shape and I eat Ma Ma Xiang. I will never get sick!"

Zhao Yunchuan was speechless: "I'm talking about syphilis!"

Jiang Li was stunned for a moment, then denied it: "How is it possible? Impossible! I absolutely cannot have that kind of disease!"

"What's impossible? Don't you like to sleep with girls in brothels? Who knows if those girls have any dirty diseases!"

The three of them simultaneously took a few steps away from Jiang Li.

Jiang Li was so angry that he wanted to die: "I'm not the God of Plague, what are you afraid of?"

Zhao Yunchuan: "We are afraid that you are sick!"

Jiang Li gritted his teeth: "I'm not sick, I'm not sick at all!"

How healthy can he be?!

Well, actually he was a little scared too.

"What's so scary about venereal disease? It can be cured!"

Zhao Yunchuan: "It can't be cured, right?"

Medical conditions in ancient times were so backward that a cold could take a person's life, and telling others that you had syphilis was something they would be terrified of.

"The mother in the flower house said it can be cured!"

The three men immediately looked at Jiang Li as if he were a fool, with a hint of sympathy in their eyes, which made Jiang Li furious.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

It makes him seem like the big fool he was talking about.

Qin Yi asked in disbelief: "You actually believed what the mother in the brothel said?"

Jiang Li said uncertainly: "He shouldn't be able to lie to me, right?"

Duan Wenshu burst out laughing: "I said you are stupid, you really are stupid, very stupid..."

Not cute, not cute at all!

"You are so stupid that it is infuriating to both humans and gods. You even dare to believe what the mothers in the brothel say? They always say one thing to one person and another thing to another person." Duan Wenshu clicked his tongue twice and said, "She told you that syphilis can be cured, isn't it just to make you spend money on girls from her without restraint?

Other people’s brains are brains, but yours is just a decoration, and a not-so-good-looking one at that! "

Jiang Li's face turned red and white!

What this guy said was so annoying and not pleasant to hear at all, but I have to say, there seems to be some truth in what he said!

He seemed to have really been deceived by the mother in the brothel.

Duan Wenshu continued to mock: "I just can't figure it out. With your brain, how did you pass the exam to become a student? Isn't it all based on luck?"

Jiang Li just felt scared. He went to a brothel to look for girls a few days ago. Could he have contracted syphilis now?

He seemed to be feeling a little unwell recently, with chest tightness, shortness of breath, and excessive heat!

Could it be that... he is beyond saving?

Jiang Li's face was extremely pale, and he seemed to be cheering himself up: "Syphilis shouldn't be that scary, right?"

"It doesn't seem that scary!" Zhao Yunchuan continued, "I just heard that the whole body will be covered with sores, which will continue to fester and ooze pus. The smell is extremely bad and disgusting, and you can smell it from two blocks away.

That’s not all. The body will also be extremely painful, as if ants are biting every inch of skin and flesh, making people suffer from excruciating pain, and they can’t even scream!”

Jiang Li: He wants to pee!

In the end, I didn't pee, but ran outside to vomit.

"yue~"

"yue~"

"yue~"

When he thought of the scene described by Zhao Yunchuan, he felt so nauseous that he wanted to vomit all the bile.

too disgusting!

He felt that he would never dare to touch a girl in a brothel again.

The other three people just found it funny. They thought he had such little courage to go to a brothel. They had overestimated him before.

Zhao Yunchuan originally didn't want to teach Jiang Li this little lesson, but Jiang Li was really too much of a jerk. It would have been fine if he just visited the brothel by himself, but he also wanted to bring his friends along?!

What a fuss!

Isn't this going to lead people astray?

Besides, Jiang Li can now be considered his friend, so they must help him quit this bad hobby.

Jiang Li came back with unsteady steps. He felt uncomfortable all over. Looking closely, one could see that his eyes were red with crystal tears in them.

Zhao Yunchuan curled his lips and asked, "Will you visit brothels again in the future?"

"No more shopping, no more shopping!"

Even if you beat him to death, he would never touch the girl in the building again. Isn't this obviously a way to kill people?

"But seriously, is syphilis really that scary?"

Zhao Yunchuan: "If you don't believe me, just give it a try!"

What a simple thing!

Jiang Li: ...

He must be mentally ill to want to try syphilis!