The son-in-law of a prosperous family

Chapter 42 Let Fang Huai smash your head

The fan also wanted to perform well in front of his idol. Seeing that Zhao Yunchuan was so interested in fishing, Tian Xiangwen used all his life's knowledge to teach him. Zhao Yunchuan learned quickly, but his hands could not keep up with his brain, and he did not catch any fish.

Zhao Yunchuan was not discouraged. Fishing was also a matter of probability.

Seeing this, Tian Xiangwen patted his chest in a particularly righteous manner and said, "It's okay. I'll give you my fish."

He pushed the bamboo basket in his hand forward.

Zhao Yunchuan said with some disdain: "Come on, this palm-sized fish is not enough to fill my stomach. I'd better see if there is anything else I can eat."

Tian Xiangwen said, "There are crabs, but they don't have much meat, their shells are hard, and they smell fishy when cooked. It's better to catch some river shrimps and stir-fry them with leeks. With this little wine, the taste will be much better."

It just so happened that Tian Xiangwen caught a few shrimps.

Zhao Yunchuan looked at the small shrimps in the bamboo basket, which were not even as long as his little finger, and instantly showed disgust on his face.

That's it?

These little shrimps should still be minors. Caring for minors is everyone’s responsibility.

He should just go get the crabs.

People here have a very low acceptance of crabs and few people ask for crabs. He just turned over a stone and took out a fat crab.

I couldn't help swallowing my saliva. This crab looks delicious. I'll go home and steam it and eat it with sauce and vinegar. High-end ingredients often only require the simplest cooking methods.

That taste...tsk tsk.

Zhao Yunchuan was just about to continue turning over the crabs when he saw a slightly ugly little thing in the crevice of the rock - a crayfish.

Wow

He vaguely remembered that crayfish were not an alien species? Why did they exist in ancient times? Come to think of it, there were men who could give birth to children in this time and space, so having crayfish didn't seem to be a big deal.

Zhao Yunchuan has already thought about the dishes for tonight: spicy crayfish and a steamed crab, with some vegetables in the crayfish, it will be delicious.

He picked up the crayfish and put them into the bamboo basket with satisfaction, then moved another stone in a bad mood, and sure enough, there were still crayfish.

Soon, his bamboo basket was half full of crayfish and crabs.

"Brother Chuan!!!"

The sound was so loud that Zhao Yunchuan was startled. Just as he froze, the crab, sensing the threat to its life, quickly clamped his little finger with its claws.

"hiss……"

Zhao Yunchuan gasped in pain and then shook the crab off. The crab hit the rock and fainted, or died. In any case, it didn't move anymore. Zhao Yunchuan picked it up into the bamboo basket without saying a word.

If you dare to pinch me, I will make you pay with your life!

After doing all this, Zhao Yunchuan looked at Tian Xiangwen unkindly. Why was the young man making such a fuss? Was he just calling for help for no reason?

Tian Xiangwen shrank back. Actually, he was a sunny and cheerful boy, but facing the anger of his idol, he still couldn't help but shrink back.

"Brother Chuan, I just want to remind you that you can't eat that thing." Tian Xiangwen pointed his finger at the crayfish in the bamboo basket and said, "That thing is called a river worm. It looks extremely ugly and is ferocious. You can't eat it!"

Zhao Yunchuan raised his eyebrows: "Have you eaten it?"

"No, didn't I tell you that this thing can't be eaten? Even in times of famine, no one eats river worms."

Zhao Yunchuan continued to ask: "How do you know you can't eat it if you haven't eaten it?"

"The elders said so."

"How did the elder know that?"

Tian Xiangwen was stunned for a second: "It must be the elder of the elders who said that."

What he said made a lot of sense. Zhao Yunchuan didn't know how to refute it for a moment. He could only say, "They are wrong."

"How is that possible? The elders of the elders of the elders should be our ancestors. Nothing the ancestors say is wrong."

Zhao Yunchuan glanced at the sunny and cheerful boy in front of him with a look of disgust. Why does this kid look a bit like... a simple and naive college student?

Tian Xiangwen pursed his lips, feeling a little uneasy in his heart. Why did his idol look at him as if he were a fool?

Uh... I'm so sad.

Although he is not particularly smart, he is not stupid either. Well, it is possible that everyone looks like a fool to a smart person.

"Brother Chuan, am I wrong?"

"No." Zhao Yunchuan looked at the crayfish in the bamboo basket and said, "Not only are these things edible, they are also very delicious. Stop slacking off and hurry up and pick them up with me. Invite the village chief and the others to come and eat them together in the evening."

Tian Xiangwen pursed his lips. He even despised this thing, let alone his parents.

Forget it, after all, he is his idol and he should give him some face. Even if the food is not delicious, he will pretend that it is delicious. As for his parents, he will also tell them.

……

Fang Huai was lucky. There were indeed quite a few sour fruit trees at the foot of the back mountain. The reason why sour fruit is called sour fruit is because it is particularly sour. Except for people who particularly like sour food and pregnant women, almost no one dares to eat it directly. Fang Huai didn't dare to eat it either. It was too sour and made his teeth ache.

Tian Xiaohu was not afraid of the sour taste. After wiping the fruit clean on his clothes, he took a big bite.

Fang Huaiguang felt sour just looking at it, and Tian Xiaohu's expression was indeed a little distorted, but he still ate with relish.

"Daddy, why don't you eat? Don't you like sour food?"

"I like sour food, but this fruit is too sour."

Tian Xiaohu was chewing like a little hamster, but his big watery eyes were full of curiosity. If he didn't like sour fruits, why did he pick so many?

Oh, he couldn't understand.

Could it be that my godfather or godgrandparents like to eat it?

Perhaps seeing his confusion, Fang Huai explained, "Go back and squeeze out the juice from the sour fruit, add some sugar, and make sour cakes. They taste sweet and sour, and are especially appetizing when the weather is hot."

When he heard about delicious food, Tian Xiaohu felt that he was ready again. His voice was a little unclear: "Is it really that good?"

"It's delicious. I'll come and eat it next time."

"Wow!" Tian Xiaohu's eyes immediately turned starry: "It's so nice to fuck my little daddy!"

In fact, he was really afraid of his godfather before. Not only him, but his friends were also afraid of him. The reason was that his godfather was too tall, with a body that was more burly than some men. In addition, he never smiled, so he looked very scary.

Many husbands in the village would say one thing to scare their children: If you don’t listen, let Huai Ge’er be your little daddy, and he can smash your head with one punch.

Those disobedient children were instantly silenced.

Over time, the children in the village became more and more afraid of Fang Huai and would run away as soon as they saw him.

Tian Xiaohu was afraid before, but he is not afraid now.

It is obvious that God's little father is a very easy-going person. Although he is serious, he doesn't get angry easily. When he stepped on his shoes before, God's little father just withdrew his foot calmly and did not blame him.

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