Global Erosion: Non-Human Claims to Be My Mr.

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"Go in!".

"What are you looking at? You too!"

Xu Xiaolou grabbed the hemp rope and swung it, then brushed off the non-existent dust on his hands.

The two fake children who were gagged and thrown to the ground roughly turned their heads and glared at each other.

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As soon as the door closed, Xu Xiaolou smiled and picked up the hemp rope again.

The hemp rope on his shoulders had become visibly smaller.

After a stick of incense, the hemp rope was transferred to Hua Chi's arms.

Xu Xiaolou was carrying a little girl who was struggling.

"Be quiet!".

"Don't force me to bully girls."

Xu Ya rolled her eyes when she heard that.

You said it as if you weren't bullying me now.

Xu Ya moved her legs and immediately calmed down after being slapped.

Depend on!

What did this kid eat to grow up? He is so strong!

It hurts my wife so much!

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Xu Xiaolou and Hua Chi detained Xu Ya and others together.

After locking the door, Hua Chi grabbed the excited Xu Xiaolou:

"There are no outsiders in the garden."

Throwing the hemp rope in his hand to the ground, Xu Xiaolou lay down on the cool ground:

"call--".

"It's so hot!".

Half sitting up, Xu Xiaolou moved closer to the ruler and lowered his voice:

"Flower".

"Are they still there?".

His eyes inadvertently swept across the grass in the shade of the trees at the corner of the wall, and Hua Chi nodded.

Xu Xiaolou's eyes lit up and his slightly red face revealed his excitement.

"Flower".

"Can I touch them?"

"Brother Hua, Uncle Hua!".

"Please!".

Xu Xiaolou clasped his hands together and lowered his posture.

Hua Chi, who is only eight or nine years old: “…”

"Not really... no way."

Hua Chi tried hard to suppress the slightly upturned corners of her mouth, showing a reluctant attitude.

Seeing hope, Xu Xiaolou pressed on and made several promises, including but not limited to bringing meals, sweeping the floor, and fetching hot water.

Don’t think these things are trivial. There are no bigger things than these in Yuyuan.

"OK!".

With a sly smile in her eyes, Hua Chi pinky-pinched with Xu Xiaolou to sign the contract.

"Reach out your hand."

Xu Xiaolou stretched out his hands carefully, as if holding fragile glass.

Hua Chi waved in the air, and a breeze brought a rare coolness in the summer.

After three or four breaths, Hua Chi's hand was suspended in Xu Xiaolou's palm.

"Flowers...flowers...flowers..."

"I want to cry."

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Transparent water droplets fell on Xu Xiaolou's short sleeves, spreading out.

"Oh".

"You're already crying."

Hua Chi, who supported her chin with one hand and admired Xu Xiaolou's crying face with interest, replied indifferently.

"I...half of my steamed bun fell on the ground last night and I didn't get to eat it..."

"I want to cry when I think of...it...it."

"puff!".

Hua Chi covered her lips and smiled, this reason was very similar to Xu Xiaolou.

Swah——

Hua Chi raised her hands and clapped, and the tears that had been flowing out of Xu Xiaolou's eyes stopped immediately.

"Huh?".

"I'm not sad anymore."

Xu Xiaolou blinked and a smile appeared on his face again.

"Do you want them again?"

Hua Chi suddenly closed the distance between herself and Xu Xiaolou and asked quietly.

There were still tears on Xu Xiaolou's face, but he nodded and said:

"want!".

Hua Chi was stunned for a moment, his eyes unclear.

"Why?".

The sound of the Hua Chi is light and small, like a wisp of smoke that may be blown away by the wind at any time.

"Just bump into things more and cry more."

With his own understanding, Xu Xiaolou rushed towards Hua Chi like a newborn calf that is not afraid of a tiger.

"idiot".

"It hurts if you cut your hand with a knife, no matter how many times you do it."

Xu Xiaolou didn't understand why he was scolded, and said seriously:

"But... they're not knives."

Hua Chi was very angry when he heard Xu Xiaolou's answer, but he didn't know why he was angry, and said angrily:

"How many times will you cry?"

After thinking about it for a while, Xu Xiaolou said:

"It doesn't matter".

"I am a child and I can cry."

Hua Chi inexplicably lost her temper: “…”

“They are troublesome.”

After a long while, Hua Chi spoke again.

"I'm in trouble too!"

"I have Huahua and Lao Da."

"They also have flowers...hehe."

Xu Xiaolou said this and laughed out loud.

The smile on the little face became brighter and brighter, like the scorching sun above their heads.

"Oh!".

"It makes me look like a fool for arguing with you."

Hua Chi completely gave up debating with Xu Xiaolou and turned aside to laugh at herself.

"Huahua is not stupid!".

Xu Xiaolou refuted seriously.

"thanks".

"I know I'm smarter than you."

Hua Chi said weakly.

"I think I'm smarter than you, Huahua."

"I know everything you don't understand."

Xu Xiaolou raised his chin proudly and said arrogantly.

Hua Chi was speechless and could only remain silent.

"Huh?"

"Where is the boss?".

"Why haven't I seen him?"

"Let's go find him!".

After cooling down and feeling bored, Xu Xiaolou turned over and sat up, turning to Hua Chi, ready to make a move.

"He ran away."

Hua Chi pretended to listen and spoke.

Xu Xiaolou looked up at the blue sky dotted with a few white clouds, and suddenly tilted his head and said:

"Flower".

"I want to go outside too."

Hua Chi's hand hung in the shadows and stroked lightly, as if stirring the water surface, and replied nonchalantly:

"I want to go."

"Then let's go!".

Xu Xiaolou exclaimed, then raised his hands and cheered:

"Great!".

Candied haws, sugar triangles, fried fruit cakes, here I come!

Before standing up, Hua Chi glanced at the door behind him, then looked down at the ground.

The shadow of the splashed ink creates ripples like water, which continue to ripple.

Soon, the two arrived at the gate of Yuyuan without any obstruction.

"Flower".

Xu Xiaolou hesitated to speak, but couldn't suppress his inner curiosity and continued:

"How do you get the key to the door?"

Hua Chi threw the used key back with his backhand, and the key whooshed in the air, drew a semi-arc and fell to the ground.

"Stolen".

Xu Xiaolou widened his eyes, not knowing whether to be surprised that the key disappeared after touching the ground, or shocked that Hua Chi would actually steal the key.

"Flower".

"You can't steal..."

Feeling saddened by his friend's downfall, Xu Xiaolou desperately hoped that his friend would turn back from his wrong path and gave him earnest advice.

"It wasn't me who stole the key."

"I just borrowed it and have returned it."

"Are you leaving or not?"

Hua Chi took a step outside and turned back.

"Whoa whoa!".

Xu Xiaolou, who hadn't figured out the difference between stealing and borrowing, was worried that he would be left behind, so he let out two "ohs" and quickly caught up with Hua Chi.

The moment they left the gate of Yuyuan, their expressions changed differently.

Hua Chi had a dark face and was emitting cold air.

Xu Xiaolou was overjoyed. His memory was back and he no longer had to worry about going hungry.

Now he can eat enough and eat well.

"Little Flower".

Xu Xiaolou, who had a lot to say, just opened his mouth, but was frightened by Hua Chi's horrified expression and shut his mouth in an instant.

Xu Xiaolou's voice rang in her ears, and Hua Chi closed her eyes and took a deep breath.

Hua Chi opened his eyes again and stared at the shadow of the door that separated him from him. He frowned and said:

"What are you standing there for!".

"Keep up!".

Her hair swayed in the wind, as if the wind was whispering in Hua Chi's ear a secret that only she and the wind knew.

Xu Xiaolou blinked and tilted his head to look at the Hua ruler and the gate of Yuyuan.

In a flash, Xu Xiaolou saw Hua Chi stepping into the shadow of the Yuyuan gate.

This time Xu Xiaolou clearly saw something entering his friend's shadow.