The unlucky guy was reborn as a lucky girl from a farm

Seeing the boat getting closer and closer, a group of people shouted excitedly, "Oh my God, it's coming, it's approaching."

“I don’t know if we can get there.”

"If that old lady Niu hadn't done that just now, we would have been able to get in line."

"I've never met such an annoying person."

"That's right, but it's okay, just wait for the next trip."

The old lady's gloomy mood suddenly brightened up, thinking that this time it would be time to pick up her own boat.

I watched the boat approach little by little, and a board extended from above, connecting the boat and the land.

"Big brother, big brother, quick, lift me up."

However, the board is a bit narrow. If a person walks normally, there will be no problem. But they still have to carry the stretcher. If they are not careful and step on the wrong foot, it will be bad.

The old lady was grumbling in her heart, thinking that the county magistrate was really stingy. He made a board so economically. He was just trying to make things difficult for her.

Neither the eldest nor the second oldest wanted to stand behind the stretcher, mainly because they wanted to be lazy and save some energy. They both preferred the position in front of the stretcher.

The old lady was a little angry when she saw that the two of them had completely blocked her view. "What are you all standing there for? Lift it up for me."

The two looked at each other and raised their chins.

Although there were no words, I could tell what the other person was thinking.

"You go."

"You go, but I won't."

"Why should I go?"

"No reason, just go."

The old lady felt a little sick watching the two people flirting with each other.

It was not easy to say this loudly in front of so many people, so I had to lower my voice and said with 100% disgust, "What are you doing, two grown men, shameless."

"Come here quickly, don't waste time."

After all, the eldest son was the eldest son and had some responsibility. At his mother's strong urging, he stood behind the stretcher.

The two men lifted the stretcher and walked towards the boat.

The second one was very easy and didn't feel like it was taking any effort at all.

But the eldest brother had a hard time, as most of the weight was on his body and he couldn't see the soles of his feet clearly.

Everyone watched them as they carried the stretcher clumsily and nervously, slowly walking towards the boat.

I don't know who was malicious and threw a sharp stone, which hit the old lady's thigh. I only heard a scream of "Ah", followed by the old lady's panic-stricken cry, as miserable as slaughtering a pig during the New Year.

The stretcher shook, and the old lady bounced on it, turned over, and half of her body was outside the stretcher.

The eldest brother couldn't see the bottom of his feet clearly. He wanted to step on the wooden board, but the more he thought about it, the harder it was to step on it. He was so anxious that he was sweating profusely. He tripped over his left foot and stood in the water in a daze. The cold and smelly water soaked his pants.

The old lady's hair was disheveled, her eyes were dull, and her head was upside down. Fortunately, she held on to both sides of the stretcher with her hands so that she did not fall down.

The eldest brother was still holding the stretcher tightly in his hands in a panic, and it was not easy for him to prevent his mother from falling into the water.

"Hey, hey hey~"

The old lady suddenly made a sound of disbelief and fear.

Seeing that his hands were losing strength and his head was about to slide towards the boss, the boss felt that the stretcher he was carrying was getting heavier and heavier and he would soon be unable to lift it.

Fortunately, the second son’s wife rushed over and grabbed the old lady. Her hair was almost touching the water, but she was prevented from falling into the water.

The old lady gasped for air, and recovered in a few breaths. She stared at the eldest brother fiercely, her hands shaking as she pointed at him, "You think I've lived too long, don't you? You unfilial son~"

The eldest son felt very aggrieved. He had tried his best to prevent his mother from falling into the water, and now she said this to him. His pants were soaked, and he was shivering in the cold water.

"No, mother, someone hit my leg with a rock."

The old lady directly diverted her anger and yelled at the crowd.

"Humph, if you can't stand me, an old lady, then stand up if you have the guts. You son of a bitch, you really have no manners. You use such a despicable method. Are you afraid of being scolded by me?"

"You are a coward. You dare not admit it after doing it. In the future, the son you give birth to will have no asshole. You are a coward and a bitch. If I find out who you are, you will be in trouble."

"I'm not wrong. If you're this cowardly, just dig out your eyes if you don't like them. If you don't dare to speak up, just sew your mouth shut. They're useless anyway, so why keep them?"

"This is how I do things. You can't do anything to me if you don't like it."

"I'm old now, and I'm well-known. I'm not someone you can easily mess with. Today, I'll let you all see what I'm like and open your eyes."

"Don't regret not standing up today and hiding away crying at night, you useless thing."

Sure enough, no one stood up. The old lady knew clearly in her mind that this person dared to do it but not to admit it. She stared at the crowd and saw someone whose face turned red. He didn't dare to look at her directly, but stared at the ground, as if he was enduring something.

It must be him. I made a note of him. I didn't curse him enough today. I have to hurry to get on the boat and can't delay my work. I'll take it out on him when I have time and I'm in a bad mood.

Let's see whether he is more powerful in doing bad things behind the scenes or my mouth is more powerful.

The eldest brother finally came out of the water, but he had no pants to change into, so he had to get on the boat wearing his wet and smelly pants.

There was nothing good about the boat. It was very small and you could see the end of it at a glance. The wooden boards used were not good materials either and were barely seatable. Besides the old lady's family, there were several other families in the village.

We were all sitting on the boat, not knowing where we were going, feeling some anticipation and some anxiety.

The boss couldn't sit or stand. Water was dripping everywhere he went. His crotch felt uncomfortable and stuck to his body when the wind blew. The hair on his body stood up. The shape of his crotch was visible. He didn't know what to do and didn't know where to put his hands.

These are actually not difficult to deal with, but we are just worried that the water will be dirty. If the key parts of the body get infected, it will be bad.

He walked up to his wife and asked, "Can you find me a clean one so I can replace this thing?"

The eldest son's wife was a little troubled and frowned, because there were really no extra pants.

"But there's nothing to replace it with. If there was, I would have given it to you long ago."

The boss looked down at his crotch and turned his face away, not daring to look again. It was truly embarrassing.

"Think of a way."

The eldest daughter-in-law took out a relatively large piece of cloth and said, "Why don't you take off your pants and wrap this around your body."

After taking a look, he gritted his teeth and said, "That's fine."

First wrap the cloth around your body, then take off all the wet pants.

The length of the cloth was just to the knees and wrapped around the hips twice.

It's finally a little drier now, with the wind blowing in from underneath, drying up the water.