Quick Wear Koi

62, The Maid of the Miss of Jianwang Villa 22

When the effect of the drug finally wore off, a group of people lay powerlessly on the road, looking up at the sky with lifeless eyes.

After a while, we started to discuss what went wrong with lunch and how it went wrong again, one after another.

Are they suffering from food poisoning again?

I got poisoned again just by eating pheasant soup made from some common wild vegetables?

Wild vegetables are common. I have been working outside and often picked these wild vegetables to make soup.

It is unhealthy to eat only wild game meat. It is a habit to pick some wild vegetables and use them as green leafy vegetables to make soup. I have been doing this all the time and nothing has happened.

Which pheasant was in trouble? Did something happen to the pheasant before they caught it?

Yes, it should be that pheasant. The grass is growing there. It can’t run or jump, so nothing will happen to it.

Pheasants are different. They can run and jump, and even fly in the air by flapping their wings.

It must be that the pheasant ran away somewhere and ate something poisonous. Then they caught the pheasant and used it to make pheasant soup, so they were poisoned.

The truth came out: it was the pheasant that was the problem.

They were so unlucky that they caught such an unreliable pheasant.

In the end, the pheasant took the blame.

Jin Xiuxiu held a big, juicy pear in one hand and bit it with a crackling sound. The juicy pear was so sweet and delicious.

Holding a small mirror in one hand, watching the show and eating melons, hahahaha - just laughing.

The hero and heroine decided to take a half-day break again, and then set off again after everyone had recovered.

On the rest of the journey, the hero, heroine and their group didn't dare to eat pheasants as large prey were difficult to catch, so they changed to catching wild rabbits.

Along the way, many pheasants escaped.

It’s not the pheasant’s problem at all. The pheasant was wrongly accused, even more unjustly than Dou E.

I don’t know whether she felt more sad or happy when she knew how many pheasants escaped death because of her being wrongly accused.

Jin Xiuxiu considerately let the hero and heroine rest for a day. The hero and heroine's bodies had not recovered, which affected the effectiveness of the drug trial.

Last time, I made a prescription for regulating the tendons and veins, and helped the male and female protagonists regulate their tendons and veins.

Now, the male protagonist's face doesn't look good, he looks gloomy and looks like he is unlucky.

Jin Xiuxiu was chewing a big banana and decided that it was not good for the male protagonist to hold his anger in his heart, so this time, let me help the male protagonist to calm down.

Alas, Jin Xiuxiu sighed and touched the big mole beside her mouth. It was another day that fit the plot and added bricks and tiles for the hero and the heroine. I am such a good silver.

Jin Xiuxiu looked through the "Baihua Valley Medical Book" looking for a prescription for regulating qi, and found a suitable prescription, which was used to regulate qi.

The male protagonist looked gray and seemed to be in a bad mood. He might have liver qi stagnation in his body and needed to relieve the liver and regulate qi.

Jin Xiuxiu thought that it was necessary to add some herbs that could promote the flow of qi.

By adding and subtracting some ingredients to the recipe, I made a recipe for explosive farts.

Quack quack quack - Jin Xiuxiu ate too much spicy duck neck these days and laughed like a duck. It's wonderful, this recipe gathers energy and has momentum. It may not make a sound, but when it does, it's shocking. It's really a good recipe.

Today's ideas for making medicine are very smooth. The hero and heroine are blessed.

Jin Xiuxiu used her spiritual sense to pick freshly unearthed herbs with abundant medicinal properties in the medicinal fields in the companion space, took out the large earthenware jar from Lao Wang's house, and boiled them all - puff puff - until they were soft and dense, and the medicinal properties were fully integrated.

Too lazy to make the medicine into powder, just bottle the liquid medicine directly.

Called back the little cutie.

The little cutie came back with the bottle of medicine, and waved his little wings to help the hero and heroine's careers.

While the hero and heroine were boiling water and cooking, the little cutie dripped the medicine in.

The group of people ate with great appetites, finishing all the food and drinking up all the soup without leaving a drop.

After finishing the meal, a group of people sat in a circle to rest.

The medicine this time is very strong.

The heroine Ji Liuliu sat next to the hero, and the two had a very pleasant conversation.

Ji Liuliu was talking when he suddenly paused, holding his breath, and said hastily, "I have to excuse myself for a moment and go wash my hands."

The male protagonist saw that Ji Liuliu had finished speaking but did not move, looking like she was gathering her energy. He thought to himself, could it be because I did not reply that the young lady did not move? So he said considerately, "Young lady, please go ahead. We are waiting for you here."

Ji Liuliu was concentrating on breathing and had no time to speak. He couldn't help screaming in his heart, "Family members, who understand me?" He didn't dare to move, absolutely didn't dare to move, as if he would not be able to hold it back if he moved.

The male protagonist saw that Ji Liuliu hadn't moved yet, so he looked at her, looked at her again, and said considerately again, "Miss, please go wash your hands, or I'll ask someone to fetch some water?"

The male protagonist thought, so that's how it is. The eldest lady is too lazy to move and wants someone to help her fetch water.

Ji Liuliu's energy sank into his dantian, and he reached a state of selflessness, and he didn't hear the male protagonist's words at all.

Puff, puff, puff—a series of loud farts came out.

Ji Liuliu was in a complicated mood and wanted to dig a hole in the ground to crawl into so that he wouldn't have to die. But he farted and felt relieved, feeling very comfortable.

The people sitting around leaned back strategically.

It stinks so bad that they can’t dodge by leaning back, so they all stand up and move back.

The smell is so strong, like the smell of shit. No way, the shit will come out with the fart.

Imagine the sight of shit spurting out along with a fart. I dare not even think about it. I cannot imagine it.

Everyone knows the truth. The medicine was too strong and the chicken fillet also let out shit.

Jin Xiuxiu watched from a distance and laughed so hard that she covered her stomach. Hahaha - I can’t take it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

The herbal ratio this time was not perfect. Too much of a certain herb that promotes qi circulation was added, and the impact was too strong, causing the chicken fillet to shit.

Alas, overall, this prescription is not perfect and is a failure.

Jin Xiuxiu summarized the prescription while smiling.

The group of people on the hero and heroine's side suddenly started to make strange postures, and they all began to sink their qi into their dantians, entering a state of trance.

Puff, puff, puff——,——

Puff, puff, puff——,——

Puff, puff, puff——,——

A series of loud farts came one after another, as if firecrackers were being set off during a festival.

It's just that the smell is too strong, less festive and more smelly.

The male protagonist just resisted the urge to pinch his nose and didn't move too far away from Ji Liuliu. He stood aside and cared about Ji Liuliu.

He wanted to seize the opportunity to please Ji Liuliu, the eldest daughter of Jianwang Villa.

The male protagonist stood next to the chicken fillet and suddenly looked as if he was in high spirits.

As someone who had just experienced this, Ji Liuliu had a bad feeling in his heart.

Before Ji Liuliu could figure it out.

The male protagonist let out a series of loud farts.

Smoked chicken fillet strategically placed backwards.