Quick Wear Koi
Chapter 78 The Maid of the Miss of Jianwang Villa 38
78, The Maid of the Miss of Jianwang Villa 38
When it was late at night and everyone was asleep, Jin Xiuxiu sneaked to the residence of the current leader of the martial arts world with the little white dog that carried the Time and Space Wheel.
The two of them found the courtyard where the current leader of the martial arts world rested.
First, let the little white dog of the Time and Space Wheel go in and hypnotize everyone in the yard of the current martial arts leader one by one.
Then he tiptoed to the room of the current Wulin leader, came to the side of the sleeping current Wulin leader, and saw the current Wulin leader lying on his side with a pillow in his arms, immersed in a deep sleep.
Jin Xiuxiu came closer to take a look, and saw that it was a puppy pillow. "Kong Kong, the current leader of the martial arts world is holding a puppy pillow."
The Time and Space Wheel White Dog said curiously, “Xiu’er, why haven’t I seen the current Wulin leader sleeping with a pillow before?
How come the current leader of the martial arts world sleeps like a child hugging a pillow, and it’s a puppy pillow.”
Jin Xiuxiu, "Kong Kong, maybe the current leader of the martial arts world dreamed that a little white dog came and emptied the gold in his secret room, so he wanted to catch the little white dog. He should catch it even when he sleeps."
The little white dog of the wheel of time and space, "…………"
Jin Xiuxiu curiously used her spiritual power, her eyes suddenly became deep and empty, and she glanced at the pillow.
Wow, the pillow is not filled with cotton, but full of silver bills.
Jin Xiuxiu: “…………” The current leader of the martial arts world has indeed become smarter and even knows how to hide banknotes.
Jin Xiuxiu, "It's empty. The little dog pillow that the current leader of the martial arts world is holding is filled with banknotes."
Little White Dog of the Wheel of Time, "??!!! Good fellow, the current leader of the martial arts world is playing tricks here, is he trying to find a sense of security by holding on to the banknotes?"
Jin Xiuxiu, "No, I think he would hide the gold and other things outside the mansion. He probably didn't have time to hide the banknotes in the pillow, so he just held it to confuse us."
The Little White Dog of the Wheel of Time said, "Xiu'er, then shall we take this banknote away?"
Jin Xiuxiu, "Forget it. We won't exchange the banknotes even if we get them. We have to leave some thoughts for the current leader of the martial arts world.
What if he gives up and stops working?
Leave some for the current leader of the martial arts world, so that he can maintain the motivation to work."
"Then let's keep these banknotes for the current leader of the martial arts world. Let him work hard and earn money to pay our salaries in the future."
Jin Xiuxiu: "Yes, yes, yes."
Jin Xiuxiu took out two cotton balls to plug her nose, took out a pair of gloves and put them on her hands.
After searching in the companion space for a while, he found a small medicine bottle, raised his hand and poured out a small pill from the bottle.
Straighten the current martial arts leader's face, pry open the current martial arts leader's mouth, and stuff the pill in.
The pill melted in the mouth. When the pill was completely dissolved in the mouth of the current martial arts leader, Jin Xiuxiu restored the current martial arts leader's face to its original appearance, turned around quickly and ran out, retiring after accomplishing her mission.
The little white dog of the Wheel of Time laughed loudly, "Xiu'er, I have long been annoyed with the current leader of the martial arts world who is doing splits.
Now let him open his big stinky mouth and do splits everywhere to see if the former Wulin Alliance Leader's wife will still flirt with him. "
Jin Xiuxiu was amused. "The former Wulin Alliance Leader's wife is a lunatic. Who knows what's in her head?"
The next morning, the current leader of the martial arts world vomited as soon as he got up. He suspected that he had food poisoning and quickly called the court doctor.
As soon as the court doctor walked into the room of the current martial arts leader, he retched and said, "Damn, who pooped?"
The current martial arts leader's face turned red from holding his breath, "Come over here and let me see."
The court doctor hadn't figured out the situation yet, and he looked dissatisfied, holding his nose in disgust, "Whoever pooped, why don't you call someone to clean it up? It's stinking the leader."
The current leader of the martial arts world blurted out angrily, "How dare you despise the shit I pulled? If you don't want to do this anymore, get out of here."
The court doctor was stunned, "…………"
The court doctor thought that the leader had finally gotten into trouble. He might have some serious illness, as he was lying in bed in diarrhea.
The court doctor felt disgusted but didn't dare to say it out loud. He muttered to himself, "You are the leader of the alliance, so you are right to shit on the bed."
The job of a court doctor is not easy. One has to endure the employer's poop. How can one live like this?
The court doctor said, "Alliance Master, I thought it was someone's kid running around and pooping. Don't take it personally. Your poop smells good too. How dare I despise you?"
The current leader of the martial arts world, "…………" If I wasn't still waiting for you, old fellow, to see a doctor, I would slap you to death right now.
The court doctor covered his nose and examined the current martial arts leader. He found that the feces odor came from the current martial arts leader's mouth. He hesitated and considered what to say.
"Alliance leader, what did you eat before you got sick this morning?" Did you eat shit secretly?
The court doctor didn't dare to say the second half of the sentence.
The current leader of the martial arts world, "I had dinner last night, and I didn't have time to eat anything this morning."
The court doctor asked, "Master, do you remember what you ate last night? I suspect you have food poisoning."
The court physician's suspicions were the same as the current martial arts leader's thoughts, and he finally prescribed medicine for the current martial arts leader according to the recipe for food poisoning.
The little white dog from the Wheel of Time watched this show and laughed so hard that he rolled over.
Hahahaha——roll around——hahaha——roll around——
Jin Xiuxiu couldn't stop laughing. This palace doctor is also a talented person.
The current leader of the martial arts world took the medicine prescribed by the court physician, asked everyone to leave, took out the silver bills from the puppy pillow in his arms, counted them, and found that not a single one was missing. He then stuffed the silver bills back into the puppy pillow and started working with peace of mind.
The wife of the former martial arts leader would ask the male protagonist every day what he did with the current martial arts leader.
After a few days, the wife of the former martial arts leader found out that the current martial arts leader had not asked the male protagonist to stay by his side, and she became anxious.
Run to the current Wulin leader’s mansion to find the current Wulin leader.
As soon as I walked into the study of the current leader of the martial arts world, a strong smell of incense hit me in the face, mixed with a faint stench of feces. Which naughty kid came to the study to poop?
The further you go in, the more the stench of shit becomes harder to cover up.
The wife of the former martial arts leader began to dry heave and had a constant urge to vomit.
Until I saw the current leader of the martial arts world sitting behind the desk in the study.
The wife of the former Wulin leader walked anxiously to the side of the current Wulin leader and said, "Leader, what took you so long..."
Ugh—a strong smell of shit hit her in the face. The former martial arts leader’s wife couldn’t suppress the urge to vomit and vomited all over the current martial arts leader’s face.
The current leader of the martial arts world sat on a chair behind the desk. He looked up at the former leader's wife and was vomited all over her face.
The current leader of the martial arts world, "Sister-in-law, are you being rude? If you want to vomit, go back home instead of coming to me to vomit."
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