Siheyuan: I found a wife right after I crossed over
Chapter 117 If You Can Blow It Up
At this time, the food was already on the table in Yang Chong's house.
Sha Zhu is worthy of being the chef of the steel mill canteen. He cooks neatly and efficiently, and the dishes are delicious and tasty.
In addition, Yang Chong has everything here, so the table is fully filled.
Stir-fried diced rabbit, stewed chicken, twice-cooked pork, boiled pork slices, Kung Pao chicken, boiled fish...
This huge table of food makes people drool.
Even his mortal enemy Xu Damao said in a tut-tut voice: "Good job, Shazhu, you are really good at this. The dish you made is so appetizing."
Lou Xiao'e also said, "I've always heard people say that Zhuzi's dishes are delicious, but I never had a chance to try them. Today, I'm lucky enough to have Chongzi's help." She stretched out her chopsticks to pick up a piece of fish fillet, took a bite and widened her eyes in surprise: "This is really delicious. I dare say I have never eaten such delicious fish in my life."
Sha Zhu chuckled: "I believe what others say, but it's a bit untrue when you, Miss Lou, say this. Who is your Miss Lou? Your family is so rich. I heard that they have several chefs who cook for you. Do you think highly of my skills?"
Lou Xiao'e shook her head and said seriously, "I'm not exaggerating. My family used to have several chefs, all of whom were hired at high salaries. But the dishes they cooked are really not as delicious as yours. Zhuzi, if you opened a restaurant in those years, it would definitely be a big hit."
Sha Zhu was very pleased with what she said: "Okay, Gezi, you are quite good at talking, but why did you marry Xu Damao, that bastard? It was a waste."
Xu Damao stood up immediately and said anxiously: "Silly Zhu, you are looking for trouble, right? You are trying to sow discord between us right in front of me? Tell me, how come it was in vain that Mo Zi married me?"
Sha Zhu laughed and said, "How come it's all in vain? We've been married for several years and don't even have a child. Don't you think it's all in vain? I can tell from the looks of it that you're useless."
Lou Xiao'e blushed immediately: "Silly Zhu, how can you talk like that?"
Xu Damao was no longer anxious at this time. Instead, he said proudly, "Silly Zhu, don't be so cocky. It was those years that Ge Zi didn't get pregnant, but now she is going to get pregnant soon. My Xu family will soon have an heir."
Sha Zhu said in disbelief: "You are just bragging! Everyone knows your skills. It only takes a few seconds to make someone pregnant? Who would believe it!"
Xu Damao was even more proud: "It's a different time now, Silly Zhu, I'm telling you, it's not just a few seconds now. Ever since Chongzi prescribed me some medicine, my time has been getting longer and longer, now more than ten minutes is no problem at all."
Sha Zhu was shocked. He looked at Yang Chong and then at Lou Xiao'e: "Really? Xu Damao can really make it?"
Lou Xiao'e's face was red all the way to her neck. She pinched Xu Damao hard and said, "Why are you saying this in front of others? We still have two children."
Yes, Yang Chong was a little speechless. How could Xu Damao spread such things everywhere? Aren't there two underage girls, Yang Xiaojuan and He Yushui? How could he teach the children bad things?
However, He Yushui didn't seem to understand and asked curiously, "Brother, what are you talking about? What about a few seconds or ten minutes?"
Sha Zhu scratched his head embarrassedly: "Nothing, this is not for you to hear, don't ask."
He Yushui became even more curious, and pestered Yang Chong again, asking, "Brother Chongzi, my brother won't tell me, but you tell me, what does that mean?"
Yang Chong: ...
Yang Xiaojuan quickly pulled her back and whispered in her ear, "Silly girl, don't ask anymore. That's not for us to hear."
He Yushui asked her instead: "Xiaojuan, do you know?"
Yang Xiaojuan blushed: "Don't ask, you will understand when Brother Zhuzi finds you a sister-in-law."
At this point, He Yushui finally seemed to understand something and stopped asking questions.
But Xu Damao was unwilling to let go of this opportunity to fight back. He chuckled and said, "Wait for him to marry her a sister-in-law? I think it will take a long time. It's better to let Qin Huairu..."
Before he finished speaking, Sha Zhu got anxious, stood up, and clenched his fists: "Grandson, you want a fight, right?"
There was a lot of chaos, and Yang Chong had no choice but to slam the table: "Can we still have a good New Year's Eve dinner? If you don't want to eat, leave now, so that I can have a peaceful New Year!"
After this outburst of anger, the two men immediately became dispirited. Xu Damao said angrily, "Chongzi, stop it. We are just joking. It's okay."
Sha Zhu also said: "Yes, Chongzi, we both know our limits. We can never quarrel at the New Year's Eve dinner."
Lou Xiao'e said, "Chongzi, look, they both know they are wrong. Don't be angry. Just sit down and eat." Then she winked at Xu Damao.
Xu Damao quickly picked up the bottle, unscrewed the cap, and gulped down three glasses of wine. He then picked up the glass himself and said, "Chongzi, please don't bother with us. I'll drink three glasses of wine as an apology to you."
As he said this, he tilted his head back and drank all three glasses of wine.
Sha Zhu didn't dare to fall behind, and quickly poured three glasses of wine: "Chongzi, it's my fault. I shouldn't have argued with Xu Damao on New Year's Day. I will punish myself by drinking three glasses. Please don't hold grudges against me."
As he said this, he drank it all in one gulp.
Yang Chong was just trying to scare them, and seeing that it had come to this, he naturally decided to stop while he was ahead. He nodded and said, "Okay, let's have a good meal together during the New Year. Even if there is a huge grudge, let's put it off until after the New Year. Besides, you two grew up together in the same courtyard, how big of a grudge can you have?"
Both of them nodded in agreement. Lou Xiaoe said quickly, "Come on, why are you still standing there? Sit down and eat."
As he spoke, he picked up the wine bottle and poured a glass of wine for Yang Chong first: "Chongzi, this wine is the good wine that my father collected. He asked me to steal it back. Damao was reluctant to drink it, so he said he must bring it over to drink with you."
Yang Chong picked up his glass and said, "Come on, let's toast together. I hope everything will be fine in the coming year."
The festive and harmonious atmosphere returned to the room.
On the other side, Banggeng returned to the house and was about to tell Qin Huairu that he had picked up a firecracker when he came over with dumplings that had just come out of the pot: "Banggeng, stop playing, it's time to eat dumplings. Xiaodang, come and eat dumplings."
Banggeng took one bite and threw away his chopsticks: "Pumpkin dumplings are too disgusting. I don't want dumplings. I want meat!"
Then he ran to Qin Huairu who was still cooking in the kitchen and said, "Mom, I don't want to eat dumplings, I want to eat meat. Give me meat quickly!"
Qin Huairu said angrily: "If you want to eat meat, you have to eat dumplings first. If you don't eat dumplings, you won't be able to eat meat!"
As he said this, he raised the bowl of fried potatoes and meat high up. Banggeng was so anxious that he jumped twice but still couldn't reach it. He was so angry that he opened his mouth and cursed: "Give me the meat quickly, or I will blow up the house!"
Qin Huairu didn't take it seriously at all: "You're just a little kid and you want to threaten me? Go ahead and do it if you can!"
Banggeng didn't even think twice and took out the firecracker from his pocket and threw it into the stove.
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