Siheyuan: I found a wife right after I crossed over

Hearing Xu Damao's voice, Yang Chong responded, "I'm here, Brother Damao, come in and talk."

As soon as the curtain was lifted, Xu Damao came in with a smile on his face: "Chongzi, you are finally back. I have been looking for you several times today."

Yang Xiaojuan slapped her head and said, "Brother, I didn't have time to tell you just now, Brother Damao came to see you several times this morning."

"Oh? Something?" Yang Chong asked in surprise.

Xu Damao was about to speak, but when he looked at Yang Xiaojuan and He Yushui beside him, he hesitated to speak, so he simply pulled Yang Chong and said, "Come on, brother, let's go out and talk."

He Yushui looked at Yang Xiaojuan. Yang Xiaojuan stuck out her tongue and thought that Xu Damao was talking weird.

Seeing that Xu Damao had something to say that was difficult to say in front of the two girls, Yang Chong also stood up and said, "Okay, let's go outside and talk."

After the two of them left the yard, Xu Damao finally spoke: "Brother, how can I thank you?"

Yang Chong was stunned: "What do you mean? Thank me for what?"

Xu Damao was beaming with joy. He tried his best to suppress his excitement and whispered, "Did you forget? The medicine you prescribed for me a few days ago..."

Yang Chong suddenly realized that it was about having a baby: "What are you talking about? How come my sister-in-law is pregnant so soon?"

Xu Damao waved his hands quickly: "No, it's only been a few days, how can it be so fast... I mean, after drinking your medicine, I feel like I'm fine all of a sudden."

After he looked around to see if there was anyone around, he whispered excitedly into Yang Chong's ear, "Brother, you don't know, ever since I drank your medicine, I always feel hot here... especially in the past two days, when I see a woman, especially a beautiful woman, I want to have sex. In the past, when Lou Xiao'e lay down in front of me, it would take me a long time to get up."

Yang Chong: "..."

"Da Mao, being able to get up is nothing, the most important thing is to last..."

Xu Damao nodded vigorously: "Yes, I know my biggest problem is that I can't last long. Before, it was only six or seven seconds at most, but now I think I can last several minutes..."

Yang Chongxin said: Can you be so excited in just a few minutes? If you knew how it feels like when I last at least an hour each time?

wrong.

Yang Chong asked quickly: "Have you done it with my sister-in-law? Didn't I tell my sister-in-law? Didn't she tell you? You must not do that before taking the medicine. If you do, then..."

Xu Damao shook his head: "I didn't do it. Don't worry, brother. Your sister-in-law has said it. I was patient and didn't do it. I know that a little impatience can ruin a big plan."

"Then how do you know how many minutes you can last?" Yang Chong asked curiously.

Xu Damao chuckled and lowered his voice: "Use your hands!"

Yang Chong: ...

Okay, Xu Damao, you win.

Xu Damao continued, "But I should finish taking this medicine tonight. Brother, do you think I can have sex with your sister-in-law tonight or tomorrow?"

Yang Chong thought for a while and said, "Try to be patient for a few more days. The medicine has just been taken these days, and it is at its strongest. The medicine is toxic to a certain extent. If you act rashly now, there will probably be certain side effects. Anyway, you and sister-in-law are an old couple, so you don't care about a day or two, right? Besides, won't the effect be better when the medicine is fully replenished?"

Xu Damao nodded repeatedly: "You are right, brother, I will endure it for two more days. I will try to get your sister-in-law shot in one go, and give birth to a big fat boy for my Xu family next year."

Yang Chong smiled: "That's right, don't forget to treat me to the full moon wedding banquet when the time comes."

Xu Damao said: "Of course you must. No matter if others invite you or not, you must. You are the number one contributor."

The two were talking when someone suddenly spoke from behind: "Chongzi, Xu Damao, what are you two talking about? Who's going to treat us to the wedding wine?"

When they turned around, Yan Bugui came out from the yard at some point and stood behind them with a smile on his face.

Xu Damao was about to speak, but suddenly remembered what Yang Chong said, and laughed: "Third Uncle, I can't tell you this. Bye, I'll see you later."

After saying that, he went back to the yard with a chuckle.

Yan Bugui said to Yang Chong with a smile: "Chongzi, you can tell at a glance that Xu Damao is having good news, otherwise he would be so happy, as if his wife is about to give birth."

Then he shook his head and said, "But I think Xu Damao is similar to Lao Yi. If he wants to have a child, he has to wait until his next life." Finally, he added, "Unless he asks someone for help."

Yang Chong was embarrassed and changed the subject with a smile: "Why is Third Master so happy today? Is there any happy news?"

Yan Bugui did not deny it and said with a smile: "Chongzi, you are right. I really have a happy event. He came back to tell me last night that Yu Li finally stopped quarreling with him and said that she would come to my house with her parents for dinner in two days. Don't you think there is hope for their marriage?"

Yang Chong said quickly: "This is really a great event, congratulations, Third Uncle."

Yan Bugui said repeatedly: "Congratulations, by the way, I have to trouble you again for Chongzi. I will have to buy rabbits and pheasants from you when the time comes. By the way, I heard that you also deliver pork to the factory..."

Yang Chong said, "You still want pork, right? Okay, I'll give you a piece when the time comes."

Yan Bugui waved his hands repeatedly: "No, there is enough meat. A wild rabbit and a pheasant are enough. What the third uncle means is that when you send the pork, there must be some pig offal, such as pig intestines, pig blood, pig liver, etc., right?"

Yang Chong was stunned: "Third Master, do you want some offal?"

Yan Bugui smiled and said, "These pig offal are not worth much, and you can't finish them, so why not give some to Uncle San..."

Before he could finish, Yang Chong said, "I'm sorry, Uncle San, I sent a whole pig to the canteen. The pig was killed by the chefs in the canteen themselves, so I can't bring back the pig's offal."

In fact, Yang Chong still had a lot of pig offal in his space. Although he sent a whole pig to the factory canteen, the brothers Zhao Xiaoyi and Zhao Xiaoer were still helping him sell individual pieces of pork in the pigeon market. He didn't sell the offal from the pig he killed himself, but gave some to the Zhao brothers and kept the rest for himself. He would cook it himself when he wanted to eat it. It was said that the offal was much more fragrant than pork when it was cooked.

But he didn't want to give it to Yan Bugui for free. This old guy was too calculating and wanted to take advantage of this little bit.

Yan Bugui's face immediately showed disappointment, but he still said, "It doesn't matter if there is none. In fact, we have plenty of rabbit meat and chicken. I was just worried that if you keep these offal for yourself, you won't be able to finish them, right?"

Yang Chong smiled and said, "Why don't you look for Brother Zhuzi, he works in the cafeteria, maybe he can bring some back for you."

Yan Bugui shook his head: "Forget it, pig offal is not leftovers, and he may not be able to bring it back as a chef. Besides, even if he brings it back, he can't give it to me, right?"