After dressing up as a star, he turned into a koi carp because of eating melons

Assistant Director: "Li Zihan!!"

Li Zihan: “Here!”

Assistant Director: “…”

"It's okay, it's free time next."

[What a crazy thing... Why did you have to call my name during the free time? 】

[Wait, Jingtan? And the last name is Zhu?]

[Really? I really want to say to his parents on his behalf: Haiyan, please be more careful! ]

[Isn’t Zhu Bajie the Altar Cleanser in Journey to the West? Hahahaha...]

[When he was young, the assistant director was often bullied by his classmates because of his name. It happened that his parents had a son in their old age, so they thought that why should they suffer, but not their children! ]

[So I fed the assistant director so much that he became fat! My classmates always asked the assistant director to carry girls on his back, saying it was like Zhu Bajie carrying his wife! ]

[The boy next to him was humming the background music of Zhu Bajie carrying his wife! ]

[The young assistant director couldn't beat so many people, so he gradually became a little afraid of getting along with others. ]

[It wasn’t until I met a girl from the next class in college that I fell in love with her and urged the assistant director to lose weight that I finally lost weight.]

[The assistant director and his wife got married right after they graduated from college. His wife is a very strong person. However, due to past experiences, the assistant director actually likes the feeling of being dominated by his wife...]

【but! 】

Everyone: But what! Tell me now! Tell me now!

[However, his wife's control is not only reflected in daily life, but also in the time when the two of them are having sex! It turns out that the two of them are in the fourth love!!]

Everyone: “!!!” What is the 4th love!

Assistant Director: “!!!” Stop talking!!! The assistant director no longer had the pleasure of eating other people’s melons! He wanted to block her mouth! But these were all Li Zihan’s inner thoughts, and he could do nothing about it!

[Tsk tsk, the assistant director seems to really love his wife! He is willing to let his wife pegging him...]

The assistant director touched his head, feeling ashamed to face others...

Tang Shuang: Wow, the assistant director is really good, I didn’t realize it! He’s even more extravagant than me!

People who secretly searched Baidu with their heads down: This wave must be 999! Because it is 6 times higher!!!

Wang Weiping quickly helped to divert attention: "It seems that there will be activities in the afternoon. Let's cook and eat first?"

Everyone: "Okay, okay." As they said this, they all came to help.

Ye Xuan: "It seems that we forgot to buy ginger and cooking wine yesterday. We need to go out and buy some."

Yu Nianwei: "I'll go out and buy some! I haven't exercised all morning, so I'll go out and exercise."

"Shuangjie, come with me? It won't be so boring if I have a companion."

Tang Shuang: "Okay, let's go."

After the two left, the others washed the vegetables and cut the vegetables. They were very busy. But after all the vegetables were ready for a long time, Yu Nianwei and Tang Shuang still hadn't come back...

Ye Xuan: "Should we wait a little longer?"

[Why does it take so long to buy ginger? Is it freshly grown? Let me see what the two of you are doing! ]

[Oh, what are you waiting for! ]

[They are having a great time, they don't have time to pay attention to us! ]

Everyone looked at me, I looked at you... No, it takes such a short time...?

[Wow! 】

Is it really starting? Where? Outdoors? Is it that wild?

[In Shuangjie's car not far from the yard! It was Yu Nianwei who took the initiative! ]

[I didn't expect Shuangjie to be so amazing. Her finger skills are pretty good! It's been half an hour. Don't your hands cramp? ]

[Wouldn't it arouse suspicion from passers-by in broad daylight? 】

[Isn't Yu Nianwei's resources pretty good? Does she have to work so hard to get resources? ]

[I really want to eavesdrop, but everyone is cooking, how can she go outside? ]

Ye Xuan: “!”

Please leave such a big task to me! So I said to everyone, "Otherwise I will go out and buy it. They may be delayed by something."

Ye Xuan Fan Jia: [What on earth are those two doing? Everyone is waiting for them, don’t they know?]

B: [I am speechless. Xuanbao has to run errands for us!]

C: [Who said it wasn’t true? Not only did he not help with the food preparation, but he was also so slow to help with shopping!]

Xiao Tianyu also wanted to watch the fun and said, "Brother Xuan, I'll go with you. I have nothing to do anyway."

Li Zihan: “!!!”

[What! How come they said this before her? She wants to go out too!]

[Damn it! You guys got there first! ]

Liu Qinghan pulled Li Zihan and said, "How about we go together? I remember there is a small shop not far away. If that doesn't work, we can go to the nearest neighbor's house and borrow some."

Li Zihan: [Haha, Qinghan! It has to be you! Good sister! I really want to become your sworn brother! ]

[From now on, you are my half-sister! ]

Liu Qinghan: I feel a little ashamed for some reason...

The assistant director who also heard their thoughts knew what they were thinking! Although he also wanted to join in the fun! But if this was really filmed, would the show still be able to go on?

The show was stopped and that's no joke...

So he quickly called everyone back: "No need to go out, this way, the program team will have ginger and cooking wine. One of you just needs to take out 5 yuan to buy ours."

【What are you doing! 】

[How can we watch if we are not allowed to go out? ]

[It’s a wonderful moment! Yu Nianwei is calling her sister awesome with her charming eyes! ]

[How can an assistant director have so many problems! It's more troublesome than the big director! ]

【I wish you will be spoiled by your wife at night! 】

Assistant Director: Hey! I’m doing this for the good of the show! If the show is shut down, do you still want to make money? ! !

Because of Zhu Jingtan's obstruction, everyone who spent 5 yuan to buy ginger and cooking wine from the program team started to get busy again...

[But is Shuang Jie really that powerful? I don’t know who is more powerful between her and the assistant director’s wife! ]

Assistant Director: “!!!” Is this the end? You can’t forget this, right? I wanted to say something but couldn’t, so I sat down on the stool in a depressed mood and looked like I had no desire to live...

The others looked at the assistant director with sympathy, and even the director patted him on the back to comfort him. In comparison, it seemed that his own melons were not a big deal! It was better than the assistant director being beaten to death all the time!

The assistant director felt so wronged and started thinking about his wife, what should he do?

I always feel more wronged than when I was a child!

I want to lie in my wife's arms and cry...

Fortunately, the people could not hear the assistant director's inner voice, otherwise the assistant director might not only be beaten to death, but also be despised...

Everyone added fuel to the fire, and soon the dishes were served one after another. When the last two dishes were finished, Yu Nianwei came in with Tang Shuang with a blushing face... With this expression, even if an adult didn't hear Li Zihan's inner voice, he could tell what she had just done...

Yu Nianwei: "Sorry, everyone. Something delayed me."

Li Zihan: "It's okay, I was just almost starving. We're all fine." He emphasized the word "almost".

Yu Nianwei choked, but she knew she was in the wrong, so she didn't say much. But her fans were not happy!

Wei Fan Jia: [Isn’t it just that I came back a little late? Didn’t it delay your cooking? We have apologized, what else do you want?]

Wei Fan B: [That’s right, who can’t have problems?]