Comfortable life in Siheyuan
Chapter 113: The Farce
"Wife, are you in there?" Yan Jiecheng stood outside the door, frowning slightly, wondering in his heart. He knocked on the door gently and asked doubtfully.
Yu Li's slightly panicked voice came from inside the house: "Don't come in, I'm inside. I'm not going out now!"
Yan Jiecheng was increasingly puzzled, but still asked with concern: "What's wrong with you? Did our parents call us to have breakfast?"
Yu Li walked quickly to the door, pressed her back against it, and cried, "Go away! Didn't you hear what people are saying outside? How can I go out and see people? How can I live in the courtyard in the future?"
Her tone was full of anxiety and anger, and the series of questions made Yan Jiecheng a little confused. He hesitated for a moment and tried to comfort her: "Don't worry, don't worry, we can talk about it slowly. What did the people outside say? Why did you get so angry?"
"Go out and listen by yourself. I don't want to go out now anyway. Go have breakfast first." Yu Li said calmly. With nothing else to do, Yan Jiecheng could only lower his voice and say softly, "Wife, if you feel hungry, tell me. I will prepare food for you right away."
After he finished speaking, Xie Cheng turned around and went to the restaurant to have breakfast.
At this moment, the third uncle was looking at Xie Cheng who came to eat alone. He couldn't help but feel suspicious and asked, "Xie Cheng, why are you here alone? Where is your wife? It's a bit inappropriate to be like this on your wedding day!"
As he spoke, the third uncle frowned tightly.
"I've already called her, but no matter how I persuaded her, she refused to step out of the room. She also said that she heard people outside talking about our family affairs in the room, and she felt very embarrassed." Yan Jiecheng quickly defended.
"Oh, what newly married couple wouldn't be laughed at by others? This situation is very common. You should go and call her out to have breakfast together." Yan Bugui waved his hand nonchalantly and responded casually.
"Forget it, stop shouting! She won't even open the door." Yan Jiecheng muttered indifferently.
In the end, it was all thanks to the third aunt who stepped up and, after a lot of persuasion and coaxing, finally convinced the other party to open the door and come out.
Yan Jiecheng sat at the table, gazing at his wife with loving eyes, his heart overflowing with joy. The corners of his mouth slightly raised, revealing a happy smile from time to time.
At this moment, Yan Jiecheng caught a glimpse of Liu Guangfu outside the door. Liu Guangfu was holding a roll of straw paper tightly in his hand, and he was walking hurriedly, as if he had something urgent to do.
This scene reminded Yan Jiecheng of the strange laughter he heard last night, and an idea flashed through his mind. He immediately turned back to the house and found a string of firecrackers.
The firecrackers were carefully unpacked, with a cunning gleam in Yan Jiecheng's eyes, as if he knew exactly what to do next.
Looking at Bang Geng and Yi Xiaojun who were searching for scattered firecrackers on the ground outside the door, Yan Jiecheng began to ponder in his heart.
"Banggeng, Xiaojun, come here quickly. Don't play with firecrackers here. They're scary because they make a lot of noise. Come on, take this and play someplace far away!" Yan Jiecheng said as he handed the string of firecrackers in his hand to the two of them.
"Thank you, Brother Jiecheng!" Yi Xiaojun thanked Yan Jiecheng politely.
"Thank you, Brother Jiecheng!" Banggeng also imitated him when he saw this.
"Oh my, the little guy is quite sensible! But you have to call me uncle, don't call me the wrong name." Yan Jiecheng corrected Banggeng's address with a smile.
Then he reminded them: "Okay, take it and play with it, but remember don't throw it into the toilet, otherwise it will make a loud noise and it will scare you all!" Before he finished speaking, he pretended to touch the two children's heads gently to show his concern.
Watching the two people walking away, Yan Jiecheng returned to the yard. Thinking that there would be fun to watch later, the corners of his mouth rose unconsciously.
But just as he stepped into the yard and before he even entered the house, Yan Jiecheng saw Liu Guangfu walking in again.
Looking at this figure that couldn't be more familiar, Yan Jiecheng couldn't help but feel an indescribable sense of loss. He sighed silently, then turned around and went straight back home.
At the same time, Banggeng and Xiaojun were happily setting off firecrackers in the alley. However, after a while, they gradually felt that this simple way of setting off firecrackers seemed to become a little monotonous and boring.
At this moment, they suddenly remembered what Yan Jiecheng had said before, so they slowly approached the toilet as if they were in sync. When they were a few steps away from the toilet, they looked at each other, as if to confirm whether they had the same idea.
Then, they took a few steps forward without hesitation and threw the remaining firecrackers into the toilet. As several dull explosions sounded, the two of them danced with excitement.
"Who! Who threw the firecrackers?" A roar came from the toilet. The sound was deafening, as if it was going to blow the roof off. Liu Haizhong stood there in a rage, his face full of anger and astonishment.
At this moment, Banggeng and Xiaojun looked at each other in panic, and then turned around and ran away like two frightened rabbits. They walked hurriedly, as if they were afraid of being caught by Liu Haizhong, and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.
After a while, the figure with bangs appeared at the door of the toilet. He was originally wearing clean and tidy clothes, but now they were covered with yellow and black spots. Not only that, his hair was wet, and an unknown liquid was dripping down his hair, forming puddles of water stains on the ground.
What was even more unbearable was that an extremely strong, pungent stench emanated from his body, which was enough to make people faint!
At this moment, the cold weather caused the temperature to drop sharply, and the toilet was actually frozen solid. If it weren’t for such special climatic conditions, the outcome would probably be very different!
Liu Haizhong returned to the courtyard in great anger. When the people in the courtyard saw how furious he was, they were so scared that they fled in all directions and did not dare to get close to him.
Yan Jiecheng was stunned by this scene, especially when he saw Liu Haizhong's miserable appearance, his eyes almost popped out! He didn't dare to delay for a moment and quickly turned around and fled back to his room.
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