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Chapter 69 Face Escape

"I've heard of it" Jiraiya took a bite of the bun.Mobile terminal m..

Ninjas learn a lot of things, including things that can explode, so Naruto is not pretending well.

"Then have you heard of Bun Lei?" Naruto took back the artwork and glanced at Jiraiya angrily.

"puff…"

Jiraiya didn't even swallow a bite of the bun, he squirted it all.

Naruto took out an iron pot to block it.

Now that the iron pot defensive method is becoming more and more comfortable, Naruto also plans to practice the corresponding brick offensive method.

"You kid, you are acting weird so early in the morning." Jiraiya took a sip of tea to calm down his shock.

"By the way, old man, what were you doing last night? You smell weird."

Jiraiya smells not only of alcohol and perfume, but also of sweat, cigarettes, toilet disinfectant, and milk!

Naruto could probably guess it, but in order to find a topic, he still had to ask.

"Kabukicho, have you been there?" Jiraiya said with a smirk.

"Kabukicho? How to get there?"

Naruto has never been there, not even if he wanders around.

"Hehehe..." Jiraiya looked like you were asking the right person.

"Did you see that statue of the Third Generation?" Jiraiya pointed at Shadow Rock.

"Hmm" Anyone who is not blind can see something that big.

"That's where the eyes of the statue meet"

Naruto dropped his chopsticks, as if he had learned some terrible news.

Jiraiya looked nostalgic and said: "Those bosses went bankrupt due to the war and came to Konoha to prepare for a comeback. They were acquaintances of me and asked me to help choose an address."

"The meaning of choosing this place is that under the watchful eye of the Hokage, the business is getting better and better. I didn't expect that after so many years, the scale has really gotten bigger and bigger."

Naruto was so stunned that he forgot to pick up his chopsticks.

Is it really okay for you to deceive your master so much, and are you sure that you are getting better and better under the gaze of the Hokage, not the presence of the Hokage in person?

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After eating, Naruto began to take a bath, a cold bath. It is said that taking a cold bath increases the body's resistance.

Naruto reached out his hand from the water and looked carefully.

My current body has a very high resistance and recovers quickly from wounds.

Macroscopically, it is the nine-tailed chakra plus a body similar to that of a fairy.

What about the micro?Is it a self-healing factor like Wolverine or is it because of too many platelets?

If it is a self-healing factor, what does the self-healing factor look like?

Or do cells divide quickly to directly heal the wound?

Sasuke is not here. If he were, it would be great. You can use the Sharingan to see if it is a self-healing factor, an excess of platelets, or rapid cell division.

"Kid, what are you thinking about?" Jiraiya came over to take a bath together. The smell of his body was indeed a bit too much, and he felt uncomfortable smelling it.

"Miss Sasuke..." Naruto blurted out.

"???" Jiraiya was confused, what do you mean by taking a bath and thinking about a man?

He has also seen Sasuke, a pretty fair young man, but this is not the reason for you to miss him while taking a bath.

"Licious old man, what exactly is Kabukicho like?" Naruto also realized that he had said the wrong thing and quickly changed the subject.

Now Jiraiya was even more confused. You want a man to take a bath and ask Kabukicho, what do you mean?

"Hey, lecherous old man!"

"It's an immortal, an immortal!"

"Very good?" Jiraiya chuckled, how wretched, how wretched.

"Um"

Naruto is really good, I have never been to such a place in my life, I just heard about it.

Jiraiya organized the language and couldn't be so direct when talking to children about this kind of thing.

"Under the feasting lights, the men were disheveled and sweating profusely, while the women were seductively dressed and showing off their skills."

"???" What are you talking about?

"Understood?" Jiraiya smiled mysteriously, like an experienced driver.

"Understood." Although Naruto didn't know what kind of car this old driver drove, he successfully changed the subject, so that's it.

"Do you really understand?" The old driver stepped on the accelerator to start the car.

"Um"

Then the old driver left and went to Kabukicho.

Naruto was left with a puzzled look on his face.

Wait, I don’t have a car yet!

…………

Jiraiya left because this place was boring, there was only one little kid and it was no fun at all.

The information he got while drinking yesterday was that there were many widows after the Nine-Tails Rebellion in Konoha, most of whom were newly married at the time. After 12 years, they were already mature.

Some have remarried, some have not, and those who have not remarried only found out that they were arranged by the Hokage to live near the Sarutobi clan, but where they were, he had to go back to Kabukicho to continue to inquire.

Naruto soaked for a while again and got up to exercise. He followed the same rules but changed the nature of his training in the afternoon and added ninjutsu.

The next time the young lady came to explore the pool, he practiced dragging iron, mainly because he was afraid that he would blow up his clone and scare the young lady away.

It was terrifying to see a man rush over and hug a tree, and then it exploded.

Naruto planned to blow up a fish pond first. There is water nearby, but there are no fish in the water. He will catch some fry later.

I used to like fishing very much. It was quiet and no one disturbed me, and I could go back and feed the cats. The cats at home were tired of eating them, and the litter of wild cats downstairs all grew up eating fish.

The fishing spot is not a big river, and the fish are not very big, only small carp of more than ten centimeters.

Now that I have the ability, it would be nice to build my own fish pond.

It will be better if you can get tailed beast jade in the future. You can open a fish pond wherever you want.

And it's faster to dig holes in tailed beast mode.

I don’t know if Kyuubi agrees or not, but its size is really hard to see in people’s eyes.

Naruto was worried as he sent his shadow clone to blow up the pit.

The shadow clone yelled the Face Escape - Dust Explosion Technique with excitement on his face and rushed towards the preset location.

First, he threw out a few cans of flour, smashed it with his right fist on the ground, causing cracks in the ground and loosened it. He took out a torch with his left hand, lit the flour, and then made two explosions, causing dust to fly.

Then Naruto's side started twitching.

…………

Sandai put away the crystal ball, took out painkillers and drank half of the bottle.

I beg you to use everything in the right way. The shadow clone is not a construction worker or a soil-turning machine, and flour is not used in this way. I haven't heard of face escape since the establishment of Konoha, okay?

And if you use it like this, the owner of Ichiraku Ramen will feel bad.

After thinking about it, Sandai adjusted his crystal ball vision to the women's bathhouse, preparing to change his mood.

The crystal ball was filled with snowflakes at first, and then the picture gradually became clearer. Under the mist, the bodies of the little girls were looming.

The third generation was about to zoom in, when suddenly, a white-haired figure appeared, picked up a blue and white gun and teleported away, taking a pink and white one along the wall as he walked.

Sandai also took the remaining half of the bottle of painkillers. With these two people around, he always felt that he would not live long.

"Gou Yi, go buy me a bottle of painkillers"

.........

"Have you seen my ***?"

"I don't have any anymore."

"Did it get washed away by the water?"

"No way, has it been stolen?"

"Then don't wear it, go back first, it's time to have lunch."

.........

After a few people went out, the two of them pressed the corners of their skirts and moved their little feet lightly.

"Wind Escape - Updraft!" The drunken white-haired old man hiding in the dark muttered to himself.

"what!!!"

A group of young ladies fled in all directions.

……

"Why are you here again?" Naruto had just taken out his lunch and saw Jiraiya. This old man must have pinched the rice very accurately.

"Hey hey hey" a lewd laugh sounded.

"Licious old man, what do you have in your pocket? Is it so big?"

"Hey hey hey, naked..."

"Lustful Immortal, can you be normal!!!"

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