Siheyuan: The romantic and suave Xu Damao

"Comrade projectionist, are you interested in this target shooting? Would you like to try some shooting?"

The village chief saw Xu Damao so absorbed in watching the little girl shooting with a rifle that he suggested that Xu Damao try a few shots to satisfy his desire.

"No, no, let's go to the screening. You're a very accurate shooter, very impressive."

Xu Damao knew his own level. He had never even touched a toy gun in his previous life. If he were asked to shoot at the target, he would probably miss a few shots and be laughed at.

He gave a thumbs up to the little girl who was lying on the ground shooting, and received an innocent smile in return.

"Pack up later and go back to watch a movie."

The village chief gave some instructions and left with Xu Damao.

With the help of enthusiastic villagers, Xu Damao skillfully pulled up the movie screen and then set up the projection equipment.

During this period, villagers also heard the news and came over one after another. Soon the place was crowded with people sitting or standing.

So some people also sat on the outer walls and trees...

More than half an hour later, Xu Damao started playing the movie.

"Village chief, you should keep these eggs. I don't want them. Just take me to Liu Guaizi's house."

"My dear comrade, you have come all the way here, thank you for your hard work. Take these eggs."

Xu Damao couldn't refuse, so he had to put away the small basket of eggs and put it in the back basket of the bicycle. Then he took out a bag of Daqianmen and stuffed it into the old village chief's hand.

The old village chief was also a smoker. He pretended to refuse twice but then accepted it with pleasure.

Each hen in the portable space can lay three to four eggs every day, as well as duck eggs and goose eggs. Xu Damao cannot even eat them all himself, and now he has accumulated quite a few.

These eggs are stored in a special warehouse on the ranch. They have a very long shelf life and there is no need to worry about them going bad in a short period of time.

"The earthen wall in front is Liu Guaizi's home."

The village chief quickened his pace at this time, walked to a black wooden door and knocked on it a few times.

"Who is it?"

A soft voice was heard, followed by a graceful figure walking out.

"Oh, it turns out that it's the village chief who's here. Isn't this the projectionist from before? What brings you to my house?"

A pretty woman in her twenties, wearing a green long-sleeved top with white dots, opened the door and let the two in, while raising her questions.

"You have a lot of livestock at home, right? This projectionist wants to buy some calves and piglets. I brought him here specially. You guys chat. I'll go back first."

"Village Chief, can you please come in and have some tea?"

"No, no, I have things to do when I get back."

The village chief didn't even turn his head, just waved his hand, quickened his pace, and quickly left the place.

"Come in, young comrade. I don't have any calves at home, but I do have some piglets. A sow gave birth to a litter a few days ago."

"Sister, isn't brother at home? Give me three or four piglets. I can't fit more on my bicycle. After all, I have to carry the projection equipment."

"Don't call me big sister. My last name is Qian, and my name is Qian Longmei. You can just call me Longmei. That damn thing went out to herd cattle and won't be back until dark. I have the final say on this matter. Come with me."

Qian Longmei said this and walked towards the pigpen with her slender waist twisted.

I have to say that Qian Longmei has a great figure, with a curvy figure, a thin waist and a perky butt. She sways gracefully when she walks, and thin clothes can't hide this beautiful scenery at all.

Xu Damao, who was following behind, couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

"What's your name, little brother?"

"Your last name is He, and your name is Yuzhu. Sister Qian, you are not from this village, right? I feel like you speak differently from the people in this village."

Xu Damao began to pretend to be Sha Zhu.

"Ah, my little brother has a keen eye. He saw it right away. This matter is really hard to explain. I will tell you in detail later. Let's do the deal first."

"By the way, little brother, you haven't eaten yet, right? Let's have lunch at my house. The food isn't that great, but it's clean."

"Thank you very much, Sister Qian, for your hospitality."

"These are the only ones left. The others have been bought by fellow villagers. You can choose."

"This one, this one, and that spotted one. There are only three of them. Let's catch them after dinner."

Xu Damao said that eating here was like eating at home, he was so thick-skinned.

"Then I'll go cook. How about I give you food for lunch?"

But as the saying goes, if you are thick-skinned, you can eat enough, but if you are thin-skinned, you can't eat anything. When Qian Longmei heard this, she smiled charmingly and walked towards the kitchen while speaking. So she could just get some noodles to eat.

"Oh, there's no water in the jar, little brother, come and get me some water."

Qian Longmei came out, looking anxious, and seemingly casually took Xu Damao's hand and walked towards the well.

"Oh, what a familiar smell, isn't this my go-to touch?"

Xu Damao acted shy and was led by Sister Qian's hand towards the well.

"Sister Qian, you still have a well at home."

"That's not true. Otherwise, how could we raise so many animals? Little brother, you are very strong. I will pull out the buckets from the well later. You can help me carry two buckets of water and pour them into the water tank."

"Ok, no problem."

Xu Damao readily agreed.

Sister Qian put the bucket tied with a rope into the well, then turned the handle and struggled to lift out a bucket of water.

Seeing that Sister Qian was struggling, Xu Damao hurried forward to help. Unexpectedly, when Qian Longmei bent over to pick up the bucket, her buttocks hit Xu Damao's lower abdomen.

Xu Damao only felt waves of softness, and then he didn't know if Qian Longmei did it on purpose, but she moved her hips and rubbed him twice, which made Xu Damao's evil fire in his heart rise sharply.

But I have already pretended to be shy just now. Now that I have acted out the performance, I may as well finish it.

Xu Damao calmly moved away, took a step forward, acted a little unnatural, and pretended to stutter a little when he spoke.

"Qian... Sister Qian, this bucket is too heavy. Let me carry it."

"Thank you, little brother."

Xu Damao carried a bucket and walked quickly into the kitchen, pouring the full bucket of water into the water tank.

"Sister Qian, what kind of noodles are we having for lunch?"

"How about wild vegetable noodles? I have some white flour at home. I'll knead the noodles later. How about you boil some water?"

"Sister Qian, please don't cook the wild vegetables at home. Just give them to me. I am also good at making noodles."

"What else can we do if we don't make wild vegetable noodles? Brother, do you want me to eat your bottom?"

Qian Longmei asked with some surprise.

"The village chief just gave me some eggs, and I have some tomatoes in this basket. I'll make you some tomato chicken rice noodles later!"

"Then I want to taste what your little brother tastes like."

"Hehe, I guarantee you'll be satisfied, just wait and see!"