The eldest brother is in love, there is no cure
Chapter 35: It’s very unethical to disturb others when they are pooping, okay?
"Big Brother, the outer area is too boring, let's go inside, okay?"
Jun Lanyue is a skilled and courageous person, but when he asked this question, he was still a little afraid that Rong would definitely not agree.
With her current strength, it would be a one-way trip, so in order to get Rong Jue's agreement, she was ready to curry favor with him on the spot.
"it is good."
Rong Jue didn't even nod his head.
Jun Lanyue was stunned.
"good?"
She was confused.
[Big Brother said yes without even thinking about it? Why didn't he consider it? Why didn't he worry about my life or death? Why didn't he stop it?]
"That's bad?"
Rong Jue frowned slightly.
When asking these three words, there was even a hint of mischief.
"That won't work."
Jun Lanyue shook her head frantically.
[Forget it, it doesn’t matter. As long as I can enter the inner circle, it’s good. Maybe the eldest brother is too powerful and doesn’t take the inner circle’s spirit beasts seriously. Protecting my safety is easier than drinking water.]
Rong Jue: You are quite good at reasoning.
"Then let's go, big brother."
Jun Lanyue was about to speed up his pace.
The Spirit Beast Forest is too big. This is just the outer area. It will take at least half a day to reach the inner area.
This does not include some unexpected events, such as encountering spiritual beasts blocking the road.
"I don't want to leave."
Rong Jue held the sword motionlessly.
Jun Lanyue stopped in an emergency and turned back in confusion.
[It's not you, right? Okay, okay! ]
"The road here is really not easy to walk on!" She suppressed her inner irritability, smiled with her face but not her heart, and then half-knelt down and patted her shoulder, "Come on, senior brother, I will carry you."
Rong Jue: “???”
Jin Wangwang was also attracted by the shocking words. Rong Jue was about 1.8 meters tall, close to 1.9 meters tall, and weighed about 160 kilograms. And his host was about 1.6 meters tall and weighed about 100 kilograms. Was he sure he could carry it???
Even if you can carry it, what about your image???
The scene of Jun Lanyue carrying him suddenly appeared in his mind. Rong Jue gritted his teeth, went over and grabbed her arm.
"Big Brother, what are you...doing?"
Before Jun Lanyue could react, she felt the surrounding scenery falling backwards at an extremely fast speed, so fast that she couldn't even see clearly.
[You should have told me earlier if you wanted to teleport me! You've embarrassed me again. ]
Jun Lanyue wailed in her heart.
It didn't take much time for Rong Jue to teleport Jun Lanyue to the inner air.
"Big Brother, it's so tall!"
At this moment, Jun Lanyue was held up by Rong Jue's clothes from behind like a little chick. If he let go a little, she would fall down and be broken into pieces.
"Ah."
Rong Jue curled his lips and signaled her with his eyes to look carefully below.
Jun Lanyue was dazzled by the sight and couldn't help drooling.
[I'm not seeing things! The eldest brother just smiled! So tempting! Like a demon who can steal people's hearts.]
"Cough cough!"
Rong Jue cleared his throat and suddenly loosened his fingers.
"Huh?" Jun Lanyue realized that her body was already falling, "I was thrown down?"
Jin Wangwang: [I am so happy. ]
Jun Lanyue quickly flipped over in the air and raised her middle finger towards Rong Jue.
Rong Jue: Little thing, you don’t bear grudges at all!
When it was about to land, Jun Lanyue could see clearly what was on the ground. When she saw what it was, she cursed a hundred times in her heart.
When she saw clearly what the thing was doing, she cursed nine hundred times in her mind.
【Shit is about to happen, iron juice! 】
Jun Lanyue's scalp tingled. He clenched the Zhulong whip given by Yue Xuanji in his hand and swung it down, wrapping it around a tree and successfully dodged.
A huge black bear was taking a shit down there.
Its name is Exploding Rabbit Bear. As its name suggests, it has strong combat power, but is as timid as a rabbit. It hides almost all day long and only comes out at night. Once provoked, it will go into a berserk state and will fight to the death with the one who provoked it.
Because Exploding Rabbit Bear is timid and eats a lot, he is prone to constipation. He only defecates about once every half a month, and each time he does so, it's a small mountain.
It was pulling smoothly when it saw a human woman falling down on it from above.
"Human! You are shameless for disturbing me while I'm taking a shit!!!"
The Exploding Rabbit Bear was pulled to the critical moment and it was difficult to move at all.
"I'm sorry, Brother Xiong. It was my senior brother who was shameless. He left me here. Go and seek revenge on him."
Jun Lanyue pointed to the sky. Oh my god! The person is gone...
The Exploding Rabbit Bear glanced up at the sky, which had not a single hair on it, and his temper was instantly ignited.
"You're done!!!"
It beat its chest wildly and air came out of its nostrils.
Exploding Rabbit Bear hates it most when anyone disturbs it while it is pooping. This behavior is more serious than the neighbor Wang stealing his wife.
I was constipated to begin with, and finally I felt better. But unexpectedly, I was frightened and had to pull back my bowel movement halfway through.
Exploding Rabbit Bear's stomach was bloated and his anger was rising rapidly.
She runs, it chases.
[Awang, can you still recover after being torn into pieces? ]
Jun Lanyue felt that running like this was not a good idea. The Exploding Rabbit Bear was too fast and she would be caught up sooner or later.
Jin Wangwang: [Yes, host, but host, it may take a year or two to recover from this, the injury is too severe! ]
Jun Lanyue: “…”
I can't run anymore, I can't outrun you.
She braked and looked back.
It always happens that one of them chases the other, and this is the first time that Exploding Rabbit Bear has seen such a situation. It brakes suddenly and is a little confused.
This human woman is so weak, yet she dares to stop without fear of death. Is there a trick? ? ?
Exploding Rabbit Bear looked around cautiously and found that there was no fluctuation of spiritual energy around, only the sound of whistling wind.
"Why don't you run away?"
It remains cautious.
This human woman was running quite fast just now, she doesn't look like someone with a brain problem.
"I can't outrun you, can I?" Jun Lanyue rolled her eyes. "I have two legs and you have four. Can I outrun you? If I can outrun you, why would I still be here waiting for you?"
Exploding Rabbit Bear: It seems to be so?
What follows is a strange scene.
Jun Lanyue: "You are quite strong."
Exploding Rabbit Bear: "It only takes one fingernail to hit you."
Jun Lanyue: "I see you seem to be constipated. I have medicine. Do you want it?"
Exploding Rabbit Bear: "Is it a laxative?"
Jun Lanyue: "How do you know?"
Exploding Rabbit Bear: "The last human deceived me in the same way."
【I was actually a little speechless. 】
Jun Lanyue pinched her eyebrows, and it was this action that made her discover a big secret about the Exploding Rabbit Bear.
"You've been stuck in the evolution stage for three years?"
She stared at the pattern on the Exploding Rabbit Bear's chest, which was glowing faintly.
Spiritual beasts like the Exploding Rabbit Bear will usually have a mark on their chest when they reach the evolution stage. However, if the light of the mark becomes dim, it means that its evolution has failed, and once the light of the mark disappears, it will die.
"You found me!" Exploding Rabbit Bear glared and bared his teeth, "Then go to hell!"
It went crazy again and pounced towards Jun Lanyue.
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