Xiao Shunzi looked at the regent's departing figure, then looked at Xun Kang with kind eyes, and asked, "Guard Xun, aren't we going to follow him? What are you laughing at?"

Xun Kang shook his head and clicked his tongue twice.

"It's not your fault that you don't understand." He reached out and knocked on Xiao Shunzi's head: "My Lord, are you going to please the concubine~"

Xiao Shunzi was puzzled: "Didn't the prince leave the concubine's room? How can he please the concubine by going back to his own room?"

Xun Kang had a mean look on his face.

He followed slowly, and said mysteriously: "Didn't you see the thing hanging on his waist just now?"

Xiao Shunzi nodded: "I see."

Xun Kang clapped his hands and said, "That must be something the concubine likes! The prince took it back to make samples and prepare to make more to please the concubine. I think it should be a headdress. Just wait and see, this thing will soon be popular in the palace!"

He has a basis for what he said.

After all, when he was in the palace, the prince said that the concubine wanted an ice unicorn, so he ordered himself to invite all the skilled craftsmen in the capital to the palace; the concubine got drunk and said she missed home, so the prince immediately arranged to send the concubine back to the palace to see the empress dowager.

Our prince is a warm-hearted man!

Xiao Shunzi tilted his head and asked, "Then...then logically, the prince should be happy to see the concubine. But when I saw the prince just passing by, he had a sullen face and seemed a little annoyed?"

Xun Kang looked very understanding, and said with his hands behind his back, "That must be the concubine being petty again. You don't understand the relationship between husband and wife, it's just a back and forth tug, you go forward and I go back, you go back and I go forward. Otherwise, would the prince be so anxious to take her beloved thing back to make a sample?"

Xiao Shunzi was enlightened by what Xun Kang said, his eyes filled with admiration: "Guard Xun, you know so much, more than my master. I will definitely learn a lot from you in the future!"

Xun Kang raised his eyebrows proudly: "To be honest, Your Majesty, this is a sweet love~~"

Xiao Shunzi's face was also filled with a happy smile, as if he was the one who was in sweet love.

Xun Kang is the closest person to the Regent, so what he says must be correct.

So when Xiao Shunzi went to the Qinzheng Hall to deliver the memorial, he hurriedly reported Xun Kang's analysis to his master Zheng Youfu, and took the opportunity to show off to his master that he now knew a lot.

Zheng Youfu narrowed his eyes and said, "You only know one side of the story. As slaves, the most important thing is to be discerning. We must understand the master's intentions and do things in advance. Since you have discovered the master's preferences, you must hurry up and do it well. Do you understand?"

Xiao Shunzi frowned, said "oh" for a long time and shook his head: "I don't quite understand..."

Zheng Youfu breathed a sigh of relief, swept him with the whisk, and said, "How stupid! Among all of our disciples, none is as smart as us."

He was angry for a long time, then lowered his voice and said, "Since you know that Concubine Su likes that kind of jewelry, and you have seen what it looks like, you should go find the master of the Treasure Department and ask them to make a few more and send them to the Concubine! In this way, the Regent doesn't have to do anything, and the Concubine is happy. If the Regent knows, he will definitely praise you! "

"Oh~ I understand, I understand!" Xiao Shunzi's head nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

Without further ado, just do it!

Let’s go to Sizhen’s place and make a headdress!

Chen Yun returned to his room, quickly closed the door, and pulled off the "magic weapon" from his waist.

There was a gleam in his eyes, and through the "magic weapon", he seemed to see "the Nai that he would never tire of in his lifetime".

He placed the "magic instrument" reverently on the desk in front of him and began to mutter in a mysterious way again: "I will never get tired in my life, and it will increase my milk production."

However, there are no eggs ~

He pondered and recalled the details carefully. No, no, the details were wrong.

Su Xiaoman just...

He immediately took off his outer clothes, wearing only his undershirt, and lay on his side on the bed with his head supported by one hand.

She also imitated Su Xiaoman, bending her upper leg and placing it on the lower leg in a seductive posture.

Then she chanted: "I will never be tired in my life, just stimulate milk production."

Then he quickly stuffed the "magic weapon" under the pillow.

He looked around the bed nervously, but still saw nothing.

A gust of cold wind blew by, and he looked down at his posture. Suddenly he felt like that big idiot...

Were you fooled again?

"Bah!" He spat on the spot, turned around angrily and went to sleep.

*

The next day, after the court was dismissed.

Chen Yun sat in the Qinzheng Hall and picked up the memorial skillfully.

The little emperor came forward pitifully and begged, "Uncle, I want to...I want to go to the Office for a while."

Chen Yun raised his head and looked at him: "Your Majesty, do you want to grind jade again?"

The little emperor nodded and said, "Well, my good aunt, your good concubine, just gave me two big pieces of jade a few days ago. I want to practice my skills."

Chen Yun snorted and laughed, and said angrily: "What do you mean by your Majesty's good aunt and my good concubine? From now on, I will call you Little Imperial Aunt."

The little emperor was overjoyed. He came over and sat on the warm seat, holding his face and asked, "Little aunt? Is the emperor's uncle planning to make my aunt his principal wife?"

Chen Yun smiled and said, "Soon."

The little emperor suddenly let go of his face, reached out his hand, and held up Chen Yun's face: "My uncle's face is extremely handsome, but it's a little dry in autumn, so I need to put on some facial grease."

After saying that, he turned around and took out a box of facial cream from his drawer, scooped out a big lump of it, and smeared it on Chen Yun's face.

Two people, four hands, spent a long time applying but still couldn't spread it evenly.

After a while, the little emperor clapped his hands and said, "Alright! This makes you even more handsome. The little aunt will definitely like it!"

Chen Yun's confidence reached its peak.

Well, don’t ask anymore, she must be completely fascinated by me.

Seeing that he was happy, the little emperor quickly followed up and said, "Well, uncle, I'll go to the office to play for a while and come back soon~~~~"

"Okay, go ahead. Remember to come back early. Government affairs cannot be delayed for a day. Besides, Your Majesty will have to govern alone sooner or later."

"Okay!" The little emperor jumped high and ran away happily.

Chen Yun stretched his neck to look at the bronze mirror in the distance, then reached out his hand to tidy up his hair. A smile spread across his face, and he secretly praised himself in his heart: [Handsome? Yes, really handsome! ]

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