Chen Yun raised his arm and scratched the tip of her nose: "My wish needs you to help me fulfill it."

Su Xiaoman smiled and took Chen Yun's hand, trotted to the wedding table, untied the rope outside the cake box, and then looked at Chen Yun with anticipation.

The box instantly scattered, revealing the fruit cake made by Su Xiaoman herself.

Chen Yun had never seen anything like this before. He looked at it carefully again and again, and couldn't help but frowned:

"What is this?"

Su Xiaoman smiled happily: "This is called an egg..."

Before she uttered the word "cake", she caught a glimpse of the cake on the table.

Nima!

That bastard Lingyaoling actually used three yellow candles that looked like incense sticks!

It was intentional! It was definitely intentional!

It’s better not to call this bastard Lingyaoling anymore, just change its name to “Dog Thing”.

At this point, Su Xiaoman could only quickly explain: "Ah, this is actually a birthday candle. It was developed in my hometown. It is for living people. It just looks like an incense candle, but it is not actually an incense candle."

Chen Yun was puzzled: "What is its function?"

Su Xiaoman clapped her hands and said, "Yes, yes, yes, you finally got the point. This candle is for making wishes. After lighting it, close your eyes and make a wish silently in your heart, then blow it out, and your wish will come true!"

Chen Yun found it outrageous no matter how he listened to it. So, the gods and fairies in the sky all use this thing to make wishes?

As Su Xiaoman spoke, she took the burning candle next to her and prepared to light the three candles.

Under the watchful eyes of the public, Chen Yun and the palace servants were waiting to witness the miracle created by Su Xiaoman.

It’s amazing that a wish can come true just by blowing it out!

But after the candle was lit for a while, Su Xiaoman realized that it was broken!

This is the incense candle! ! ! !

It would be better to prepare some red candles!

Can Chen Yun blow this thing out? Wouldn't it become stronger and stronger?

Zero one zero, you bastard!!!

Seeing that it was not going to work, she immediately made up for it, "Actually, you don't have to blow it out. After you make a wish, if it keeps getting brighter and brighter until it burns to the end, it means that your wish will be fulfilled for a long time!"

Chen Yun frowned, listened to her thoughts, and then looked at her seriously talking nonsense.

Then he said "Oh" (fourth tone, falling tone) in confusion and cooperation, and looked at the card carefully.

"Yun Lang x Ya Tou?"

The emergence of "x" is entirely because Lingyaoling felt that "&" was very inconsistent with the ancient times, and "x" has a similar meaning to "&".

Su Xiaoman didn't notice the card, she just stared at Chen Yun's eyes with a smile on her face: "Isn't it beautiful?"

nice?

Chen Yun reached out and pulled the card that looked like a tablet off the cake and put it in front of her:

"I asked you to call me 'Lang', not 'Lang'. Besides, my nickname for you is 'Little Girl', not 'Duck Head'."

He raised his hand and tapped her forehead: "What's in your head, little thing?"

Su Xiaoman immediately started showing off: "Ah? Aren't these the words? I don't know how to read, I must have written them wrong..."

Chen Yun was confused: "You can't read? Then how did you read the memorials and court records to me in the past?"

He laughed at himself in his heart: Of course she knows how to read, after all, when she wrote down these words [Chen Yun wants to ** fuck...], she didn't make any mistakes!

Su Xiaoman was panicking, and she pulled Chen Yun's arm and said coquettishly, "Isn't it pretty?"

nice!

Look at its legs!

The cards prepared by Ling Yi Ling look very much like a memorial tablet.

The small plug-in is made of pottery figurines, like a pile of funerary objects.

Add those three incense sticks!

It seems unlucky no matter how you look at it.

But he did it considering that it was done by his wife and that it looked like a joint burial.

Chen Yun smiled brightly: "It looks good!"

Finally, he made a wish in his heart:

I hope I can be with Su Xiaoman forever.

But these three incense sticks inserted here are indeed a bit creepy.

He took down the three incense sticks and handed them to Xun Kang: "Take them and use them to make a wish."

Xun Kang:?(?????)?

During the time he was making a wish, Su Xiaoman started cursing Lingyaoling again.

The cause was that Lingyaoling came out and asked:

[Host, you haven't done any missions for a long time, why don't you have some fun? ]

Su Xiaoman was furious: [How dare you come out, you bastard? You did it on purpose, right? You made three incense sticks, a tablet, and even "Yun Lang" and "Ya Tou", what? Has dad given you too much face recently? ]

Ling Yi Ling felt aggrieved:

[That's right. Lingyaoling searched for "antique candles" on the Taobao app, so this is what arrived. I can't try it before giving it to you.]

[The “允狼” and “鸭头” are the normal word combinations typed out by the “当狗输入法”. How would I know that you didn’t want these two words...]

Su Xiaoman snorted and laughed: [Oh, you really should be a dog! ]

Xiao Qi: [Hehe~ But the effect is not bad! Lingyiling will compensate the host for his impatience! ]

Su Xiaoman: [Oh, I’m a human now~]

[Ding Ding, a new task has arrived. Please complete the task of "Putting the fruit cake on Chen Yun's face". If you complete the task, you will increase your experience points and level up by 5. If you fail the task, you will receive a wheel penalty.]

Su Xiaoman: [Bah, it’s too early! ]

[Zero Zero, you are not a human, but you are worse than a dog! ]

[It's someone's birthday, I made a fruit cake for him with great difficulty, and I slapped him in the face? ]

[And, come on! This is a fruit cake, okay? It will ooze all over me! ]

Ling Yi Ling: [Host, Ling Yi Ling can do nothing. The mission has been issued and cannot be taken back. Please cheer up and complete the mission as soon as possible~(*?′ ? `?*)?~]

After Lingyaoling finished speaking, it disappeared in an instant. If you listened slowly, you could hear Su Xiaoman scolding it.

But this time, Su Xiaoman was ready to ignore Ling Yi Ling:

[This is the first birthday I spent with him. How can he be happy if I just put the cake in his face?]

[Hmph... Never mind, I won't do this mission! ]

[It's just a punishment. At worst, I'll fall asleep again or make a fool of myself. I won't die, so it's not a big deal! ]

Chen Yun couldn't hear her conversation with Lingyaoling, but he could hear her inner monologue, so he stared at her intently.

The flickering candlelight reflected on her face, making her look even more charming.

The lady is so beautiful, the more I look at her, the more beautiful she becomes.

He thought carefully about what she had just said:

[So she was doing these weird things to complete some kind of mission? ]

[But now it seems that it is not so weird, but cute...]

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