I'm a female supporting character in a bloody novel, and everyone is begging me to start a clas

Xu He snorted and laughed, then sat down with Su Xiaoman and Chen Yun.

"Okay, eat."

Su Xiaoman and Chen Yun both grabbed the mushroom.

Chen Yun chewed: [It smells really good! Mm, the meal I cooked with my wife smells really good! ]

Su Xiaoman chews: [This... why does it taste a little off? What's missing? Or is there something missing? ]

Xu Heyi stretched out his arm, placed the spoon on the mushrooms on the edge of the plate, and pressed down gently.

A pool of yellow oil instantly covered his spoon.

Sure enough, this thing doesn't look like it's stir-fried.

As for the steak in front of me... I never thought that one day I would be able to experience a large piece of steak in front of me, without even a plating, a small tomato or spiral noodles...

He picked up the knife and fork and started cutting the steak. Upon closer inspection, he saw that one side was very well cooked, while the other side was very raw.

Hey, you know what, this is really a high level.

Chen Yun put his fork on the steak and lifted it up with force, lifting up the large piece of meat:

"Xu Heyi, the way you cut it with a knife and eat it with a fork is just like how people in Qingzhi Country eat roasted lamb legs. It's just such a small piece, and you eat it so femininely. Look at me..."

Xu He thought about it and it made sense. It would be so boring to be alone at home.

Then he put the fork into the steak and took a big bite.

Well, it's not just a little bit different, the taste is too primitive.

Xu Heyi reached out and took black pepper and other condiments from the dining table and did some DIY.

Hmm~ It’s much better now.

At this moment, Su Xiaoman remembered what he said at noon:

＜But I can no longer go to the roadside with a bottle of wine and brag to my childhood playmates.＞

So he chewed the mushroom in his mouth and said, "Mr. Xu, I just saw a few bottles of beer in the refrigerator. Do you want to drink some together?"

This is the first time in two lifetimes that someone has spoken to me like this while I was eating.

Xu Heyi raised his eyebrows and nodded: "It's not impossible."

Su Xiaoman happily went to the refrigerator, ice-cold beer and barbecue - perfect.

Although the roast beef is not very serious, the wine is serious.

The sound of the refrigerator door closing attracted Chen Yun's attention, but he immediately found something wrong:

"Hey? Xiaoman, we are having dinner here, why did you bring the chamber pot over?

Xu Heyi suddenly turned his head away.

Su Xiaoman burst out laughing: "This is called 'beer', what's the point of a chamber pot? We are eating, be more civilized."

Su Xiaoman first opened a bottle and poured it into a glass.

Chen Yun suddenly slapped the table and pointed at the beer bottle, saying, "Hey! You monkey, you dare to pee on the table!"

After saying that, he reached out to grab the wine bottle with a dull look in his eyes.

Just as Su Xiaoman was about to explain that this was not a monkey and that was not peeing, she realized the seriousness of the problem:

Why are there subtitles on Chen Yun's head and a translator on his chest when he talks to himself?

It’s a German translation!

Su Xiaoman stretched out her hand to stop Chen Yun: "Don't move, let me check if there is any grammatical error in your sentence!"

Xu He was stunned.

What is this operation?

This wave of operations reminded me of the "improvisational performances" in college.

It’s just that this performance is somewhat close to the daily life in a mental hospital.

Chen Yun kicked the wine bottle out of Su Xiaoman's hand, but his foot did not touch Su Xiaoman's hand.

"Leprechaun, take your life!"

With a "bang", the beer bottle fell to the ground and shattered into pieces.

Chen Yun took a step forward and stood in front of Su Xiaoman: "Brothers! Soldiers! Stop eating! There is a trap here!"

Xu He looked around the kitchen in confusion, and indeed saw the foam box thrown next to the trash can:

Isn’t this the box of mushrooms that my agent happily brought over this morning?

I joked this morning that if this thing wasn't done well, my acting skills would have to skyrocket.

Sure enough, acting skills will soar.

Whatever this is, it's out of control.

He couldn't hold back and laughed out loud, but was spotted by Chen Yun who was on guard.

Chen Yun stood in front of Su Xiaoman, holding the steak in his left hand as a shield and the fork in his right hand as a weapon.

He was on guard and ready to attack Xu Heyi, and his posture showed that he was eager to try.

"Hey! Thief! I entered your illusory world because I'm not good enough in my skills! If you dare to use magic to harm the thousands of troops behind me again, I will definitely kill you!"

Su Xiaoman was behind Chen Yun and slapped him on the head: "What are you doing?!"

She immediately grabbed Chen Yun's clothes on the back and said, "Didn't I tell you everything? Don't move! You talk so much, when will I finish checking your grammatical errors? Are you going to eat or sleep? I want to play a few more games of Honor of Kings before I go to bed!!"

Chen Yun immediately retracted his "steak shield" and shouted "piaji" to himself: "No! Be obedient! I won't say anything!"

Although the "steak shield" was retracted, the big steel fork in Chen Yun's hand was still pointing at Xu Heyi.

Xu He thought about it and realized that if this big steel fork was stuck on his butt, it would hurt! It hurts a lot! It hurts a lot! ! !

Magic has reached its peak, and interruption is unlikely.

Confucius said: Since we can’t beat them, then join them!

So Xu Heyi also picked up the steak and fork in front of him.

He knelt on one knee in front of Chen Yun, raised his arms and clenched his fists, and said, "General, don't be angry! It's me! I just went to the front to scout, but I didn't find any enemy troops. Do you want to scout again?"

Chen Yun waved his hand and said, "Go ahead and explore!"

"Yes!"

Xu Heyi answered in a sonorous and powerful voice.

Fortunately, I am an actor.

He stood up and walked out of the kitchen, quickly went upstairs, returned to his room, and locked the door with a "click".

He muttered, "I didn't eat much mushrooms, it's not like I'll die. You two can have fun by yourselves, I have to take a rest."

*

When Su Xiaoman woke up again, she found herself sleeping on the sofa in the living room.

She vaguely recalled why she was here.

It was Chen Yun who pulled him and hid him against the back of the sofa, as if he was hiding in a trench to avoid the enemy...

She just felt very dizzy. The living room and dining room were still brightly lit, but she didn't know where she had thrown her cell phone.

She glanced up at the clock. It was 3:17 AM.

He looked down at his side again - Chen Yun was sleeping next to him, still holding the steak in one hand and the steel fork in the other.

The only person missing was Xu Heyi.

Su Xiaoman got up and took the steel fork and steak from Chen Yun's hand.

She took out a warm towel soaked in water and gently wiped the stains on his hands and face.

When the warm towel brushed across the corners of Chen Yun's eyes, he frowned slightly and stammered, "Girl..."